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 Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:58 pm
I pick up the football, but it is apparently a time bomb. It goes off and blows my head off.
I drop my head0.o
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:04 pm
The head flies toward me from some unknown location. It hits me in the side of my own and breaks my neck; I die instantly.
I drop a screwdriver.
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:43 pm
Somehow or another, the screwdriver is sticking straight up and well, I trip on a very vicious shoelace and impale the screwdriver into my brain. The brain surgeons take it out, and it ends up killing me. who knew?
I drop my bloody hospital gown.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:27 pm
i am walking and some how i see a hot girl so i trip over the hospital gown.
I dropped a card.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:28 pm
The card gives me a paper cut as it falls and it gets infected. I die 24 hours later from a flesh eating bacteria.
I drop a sand bag.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:18 am
i pick up the sand bag walk 2 miles and die from exhaustion
i drop my ring.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:56 pm
I found this nifty ring on the ground. I pick it up and sell it at a pawn shop. The new buyer of the ring accidently breaks it and blames that on me. The guy finds me and beats the living snot out of me.
I drop $20
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:04 pm
i found the $20 on the ground, and picked it up. a guy was watching close by and noticed the money. so he comes and confronts me about it. he insisted that it belonged to him. i refused to give it. he got mad and struck me down.
my marching hat was lost.
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:02 am
I found this nifty marching hat and I took it home to clean it up and return it to the person it belonged to. Not noticing where I was going, I tripped over a dead body and impaled myself on the plume.
I drop the bloody plume.
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:34 pm
I pick up the bloody plum and get infected by HIV. I die a slow and horrible death of AIDS.
I drop a marshmallow.
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:53 am
My cat eats the marshmallow and starts to choke so I try to take it to the vet but it the cat decides to scratch me to death. I bleed on the sidewalk until paramedics come by and take me to the morgue
i drop a very vicious shoelace.
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:30 pm
I trip on the shoelace and impale myself on a fire hydrant.
I drop a tissue.
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:07 pm
I pick up the tissue and sneeze into it. I sneeze my brains outo.0
I drop my fingers0.o
(What is it with everyone mpaling themselves?!)
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:07 pm
I pick up the random fingers. Some hobo sees them and wants them for his collection. I gladly give them to him for a bag of oregeno. Turns out it was a bag of pot and the hobo was a drug dealer. The cops come get me and throw me in jail. I get shanked by an inmate and die before the guards could do anything about it.
I drop a strand of hair.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:38 pm
The hair falls into my soup and I gag on it when I eat my soup. The gaging causes me to smack my head against the table and I die from a broken neck.
I drop a CD.
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