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 Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:28 pm
Sephiroth: "Violence is not the answer, peace out brotha man."
Cloud: "DIE MUTHAFUKA DIE!!!!!!1111"
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:52 pm
[[ H E L I X ]] Hai Tien Shreeder Hai Tien Cloud: One thing to say about FF7, didn't care for it Cid: What!?! Tifa: But you starred in that game!! Cloud: Yeah I just never really cared for it Barret: How could you say that!! it has me in it!! Cloud: Yeah you're a great guy just didn't care for the game Aeris: How come you don't care for it!?! Cloud: Meh I just never really got into Tifa: But its a classic PSX game!!! Cloud: I know I just couldn't get into, even if I'm the star, ya know, I couldn't even finish it. Cid: What!? Vincent: You didn't finish it!?! Barret: How can you have an opinion on something if you didn't even finish it!?! Cloud: Yeah I just keep dozing off at that one part at the Golden Saucer place Tifa: THATS IT!?! you didn't even give it a chance!?! Cloud: yeah and the part when they are talking about that stream stuff, I have no idea what we were saying Hahahahah I love the part about the "stream stuff" thanx ^__^ @ HELIX: lol Chuckie Cheese has changed since then O.o like since when did they have Mortal Kombat games in a Chuckie Cheese!?! I know right!
dude,
soon they'll have like house of the dead in there and like
other creepy games.
lol.
lol or maybe even GTA XD
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:08 pm
sephiroth: hey cloud lets go knock on vincents door and play house.
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:40 pm
Cloud: You guys REALLY need to grow up. I mean, swords, monsters, and "materia"? You guys have gone over the roof!
Yuffie: What the hell, dude? You just sliced the head off of a snake!
Vincent: I like big butts and I cannot lie...you other sistas really don't deny...
Cid: Did you just say "young college chicks"? Count me in!
Tifa: *Is doing a crossword puzzle.* What's another word for Cloud the Cheater?
Aerith: Holy! Mother! Of! Crap! There's! A! New! Episode! Of! Dragon! Ball! Z! On! Tonight! *Is laying on a vibrating bed.*
Red: I'm not wearing any pants, Sephy! 4laugh
Sephiroth: ...and when a girl walks in with that itty bitty waist and that round thing in yo face you get...
Barret: SPRUNG!
....(Many an hour later...)....
Reporter: There was a great uproar of Final Fantasy Seven fans this evening as the characters from the game appeared out of nowhere and started wreaking havoc at local casinos! One scared individual claims that, "My weewee is making noises, please help!"
More on this as it developes.
In other news, I'm cheating on my hampster. More on that after the weather.
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:58 am
heres one, kudo's to whoever made it 
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:02 am
sephiroth: hey lets save the planets..and look at the pretty flowers....
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:19 pm
aeris: cmon hunny lets water the flowers
sephiroth: do we have to
aeris: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sephiroth: can i at least fight cloud first
Aeris: when is this war between u evr gonna end
sephiroth:but its not fair hes a clojne of me why should he diserve to live arent 1 of me good enough:
aeris: hmmm cloud s nicer then u
sephiroth then why dont u go marry him!
aeris: i think i will
sephiroth: do the good guys have to win everything
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:20 pm
*Everyone is on board the Highwind, which is heading for the North Crater*
Cloud: Okay, let me get this straight, We have a Barret, a man with a gun for an Arm, Tifa, a woman with breasts so big they have their own area code, Nanaki, a talking cat whose weapon is a hairpin, Yuffie, a serious cleptomaniac, Cait Sith, a fricken cat riding a giant plush toy, Vincent, a guy whose been living in a coffin for like 30 years and Cid, a man whose smoked so many cigarettes a day that his lungs are the consistancy of pudding and these are the people who're going to save the world!?
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:51 pm
*Rufus and Cloud out on the roof*
Cloud: What you've done to Midgar can never be fixed, you don't deserve life, so I shall take it from you!!
*Runs forward and hacks at Rufus, an 87 appears*
Cloud: WTF!?
*Hacks again, an 82 appears*
Cloud: Gahhhh!!!
*Hacks several times, an 86, 72, 99, 89, 80 and 79 appear*
Cloud: Why won't you die!?
Rufus: Hahahaha! Nothing can stop me, now it is time for you to die!
*Shoots Cloud with his shotgun, a 62 appears on him*
Rufus: What the...
Cloud: Ha ha ha ha haa ha! You can't kill me nah nah nah nah naah nah!
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:31 pm
Sephiroth: "Screw destroying the planet, I hate you mommy! I'm going to do what I've always wanted to do, BECOME A STRIPPER!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:36 pm
*Cloud is bad and Sephiroth is evil, at the stabbing scene*
Cloud:WAAAAAAAAA!!!! *stabs Aeris*
Aeris: I got stabbed!!
Cloud: Dammit it won't go in *tries to stick the sword through*
Aeris: Uh I think its too big
Cloud: *tries to kick it in* Oh it'll fit
Aeris: No seriously its too big its not gonna fit
Cloud: *tries to push it in* I'M THE BAD GUY ITS GONNA FIT AND YOUR GONNA DIE!!!
*4 hours later*
Aeris: Listen I'm gonna go home *walks away with the sword stuck in her back*
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:40 am
cloud hey sephiroth im in the kitchen what anything
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:25 pm
*Cloud is reading the stratagy guide*
Cloud: Uh huh...yeah... oh I saw that coming... Oh Boy!
Barret:What?
*Cloud calls Barret over*
Barret:Ahaha! Everyone come here! Read this!
*Everyone comes over*
Everyone: Ahahahahaha!!! *Pointing at Aeris* Sucks to be you!
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:57 pm
sephiroth: cloud lets do rock paper scissors to decide whether i destroy the world or not!
cloud:........
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:33 am
Cloud: Sephiroth you sick b*****d, what is it that you want? Sephiroth: Is it not obvious Cloud? I want to create a new wonderful land for me and mother in the promise lands. Cloud: It's hard to believe your human, let alone have a mother! What the hell are you and where did you come from?! Sephiroth: *sigh* Poor fool, I shall school you in the ways of the Sephiroth way. *Gets into his sword stance with his hand on his side* Cloud: *quickly jumps into his fighting stance* THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGINS, SEPHIROTH!!! Sephiroth: To hell with "Begins" Cloud, this is where it ends... Cloud: *Braces himself* Sephiroth: *Quickly whips out a mic instead of his sword* For millions of years and millions of homes,
a man loves a woman a child it was born,
it learned how to hug and it learned how to cry,
like humans do! bum bum bum bum Cloud: O_O...... Sephiroth: I'm breathing In, I'm breathing Out.
Ooooooh!
So sick inside, this funky house.
Ooooooh!
Dishes in the sink, TV's in repair,
Don't look at the floor, don't go up the stares,
I'm achein' I'm breakin' I'm shakin' like,
Humans Do! Cloud: O_O...... stare Oh, damnit all. *walks away*
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