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 Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:20 pm
Zeke Ren When's the last time yoda's had a shower?That's the real question,talk about major stank. Maybe that is why Yoda wins all his battles. He scares them away by his stench.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:22 pm
then how would the rest of the jedi put up with him?
the jedi have always been a very clean people, ever since they moved here from france.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:02 pm
Cale Darksun then how would the rest of the jedi put up with him? the jedi have always been a very clean people, ever since they moved here from france. Jedi come from France? How come they fight so good then? Napoleon was a Corsican.... Joan of Arc was born by foreign parents.... Jedi being french doesn't make sense. If jedi are french, then Coriellians must be... French!
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 12:25 am
Who would win a fight?...
LUKE SKYWALKER or JESUS CHRIST
Taking all bets out back
Lets get it on!
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 12:26 am
Cale Darksun then how would the rest of the jedi put up with him? the jedi have always been a very clean people, ever since they moved here from france. Family Guy... nice
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:51 am
Lord-Alcon Who would win a fight?... LUKE SKYWALKER or JESUS CHRIST Taking all bets out back Lets get it on! Skywalker looses because he'd whine he can't fight god. and Jesus would pwn his a**.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:48 am
Lord-Alcon Who would win a fight?... LUKE SKYWALKER or JESUS CHRIST Taking all bets out back Lets get it on! Jesus
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:57 am
Luke because i hate religon xd
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:25 am
NickCpointless Luke because i hate religon xd Nothing wrong with religeon. However, i do believe some versions of prostelization is a bit over the top.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:50 pm
i think Luke would win... Jesus would turn the other cheek and prevent god and his angels from protecting him, lest he be accused of sin.
Luke might whine a bit, but he'd have to slice him eventually.. i just wonder if Jesus can be killed when he doesn't want to be....
...he /is/ human...
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:09 pm
Luke is one badass motherkriffer. He proved it in The Swarm War.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:09 pm
I think jesus would win. Jesus would never raise a finger to strike luke, and luke being a jedi, he cant really bring himself to strike an unarmed man. Jesus would begin to tell some stories and subtly change luke's h2o rations into wine, so luke would increasingly get himself drunk and more manipulatatable. then Jesus would convince luke to join his religion, which the intoxicated luke would do wholeheartedly because jesus is such a swell guy.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:52 pm
Cale Darksun I think jesus would win. Jesus would never raise a finger to strike luke, and luke being a jedi, he cant really bring himself to strike an unarmed man. Jesus would begin to tell some stories and subtly change luke's h2o rations into wine, so luke would increasingly get himself drunk and more manipulatatable. then Jesus would convince luke to join his religion, which the intoxicated luke would do wholeheartedly because jesus is such a swell guy. good point.. but Jesus says never to manipulate in order to convert...he's rather reserved, and says only to preach what you believe and leave. if the seeds fall into fertile ground, faith will grow. if they fall onto rocks, there's nothing you can do. i think the situation you described is kinda...forcing the rocks into fertile soil, which is against Jesus' nature. besides, Jedi-ism is a religion mostly akin to eastern religions. i doubt Luke'd be converted too easily. the best point is that Luke couldn't really attack, as it would have to be in self defense. and Jesus wouldn't lift a finger. however, Luke has attacked aggressively before, so it's a possibility. otherwise it's a stand still.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:01 pm
However, Mara Jade falls in love with Jesus, creating jealousy for Luke, who attacks Jesus to protect his woman!
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:16 pm
XDD that's a good possibility..
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