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 Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:59 am
*Bard pretends not to notice Luke's stares* Yes, well... you've gotta go where the parts are...
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:10 am
*Luke realizes he's staring. He blinks and clears his throat.* Uh, yeah...
*Luke's mind is still on the scars on Bard's back. Looks like he got into a fight with a weedwacker and lost... But he says...* It's not exactly cheap to get them here either.
*Actually Luke's doing the math. The boxes in front of him cost a small fortune.*
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:05 am
Your exceptional grasp on the obvious is going to get you far in life.
*Bard sighs and leans on the car. He hangs his head*
It's just too hot to do this. I don't know what I was thinking. Why don't... why don't I just take you back.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:31 am
*Luke physically jolts.*
What?! Go back? What - and hope we just happen to bump into each other in the Brink? *shakes his head* That's weak. ******** that.
You think I travelled through time to watch a Jaguar sit in a garage for another six months? *grabs the toolbox and brings it over* Don't pansy out on me.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:37 am
*Bard gives him a long appraising look*
All right, Junior, but if you faint from the heat I'm not dragging your a** to the hospital.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:19 pm
No, if I faint, replace the engine first.
*sets down the toolbox and it makes a small 'bang'* That's why they make ambulences.
*adds* Besides, given our ages, it's probably gonna be you doin' the fainting and me putting in the engine.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:31 pm
Just let me know if you get too hot. *Bard cracks a smile* I can always ask the neighbors to set up their wading pool for you.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:39 pm
Really? Do they have one?
*grins* Hey, I got no shame. It's hot out. If I ask real nice, maybe they'll give me two blonde twins who'll fight in it.
*Luke thinks of asking if there are any potentials in the neighborhood. But the minute Luke thinks of sex, he thinks of Kara and his stomach turns. This blows. If that b***h ruins sex for me.... Well, Luke doesn't even want to think about what -that- might mean.*
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:03 pm
*Bart puts his arm around Luke's shoulders and it turns him to face of the other direction* Those would be my other neighbors.
*he points at the next house over* The fitness instructors. As far as I know, Joy only dates athletes, and Janine has commitment issues... but they are very into sharing.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:10 pm
*Do they believe in birth control? Luke grimaces for a second, but forced himself to grin. As he thinks of fitness instructors, without Kara's face, his grin becomes more natural. He doesn't meet Bard's eye though.*
*low whistle* Now there's my kinda women. Joy and Janine, the names even sound good together.
*after a thought* And remind me again - how do you know this?
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:27 pm
I don't. *Bard grins* I made it up.
However, if you're really that hard up, I can introduce you to a couple of romance novel cover models.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:40 pm
*Luke shoulders drop.* Aw-www, that is so wrong. You can't just make s**t like that up.
*snaps fingers, points* Oh wait. Nevermind... That is how all these car parts got here. *gets back to work on the car*
If you know so many *takes his time repeating* romance novel cover models why aren't you macking it yourself?
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:52 pm
You might be surprised, but there are many enriching things a man can do with his life besides wandering around trying to stick Tab A into Slot B.
*joins him at the car*
Besides, I have a girlfriend, remember?
And before I met Maggie, I was engaged.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:03 pm
The last time I saw you and Maggie in the same room together you were on hiatus, so.
Engaged ... *Huh, Luke hadn't seen that in the picture.*
What was -that- like?
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:26 pm
Have you ever listened to the album "St. Mary's School for Delinquent Girls?" It was a lot like that actually.
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