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 Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:11 am
Decavolty Lady Psycho Sexy Decavolty Lady Psycho Sexy If I had my way everyone would wear nothing but socks. Men one, and women two. I'd wear a leaf. A really big leaf. I mean a really big one wink Quote: THE largest undivided leaf in the world, Alocasia macrorrhiza, comes from Malaysia. A specimen found in 1966 was 3.02 metres long and 1.92 metres wide.
I'm afraid there's no leaf big enough.
It'll have to do. I mostly want it to cover my pingas, a*****e, and at least 95% of my pubes. ...Get three.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:12 am
Lady Psycho Sexy Decavolty Lady Psycho Sexy Decavolty Lady Psycho Sexy If I had my way everyone would wear nothing but socks. Men one, and women two. I'd wear a leaf. A really big leaf. I mean a really big one wink Quote: THE largest undivided leaf in the world, Alocasia macrorrhiza, comes from Malaysia. A specimen found in 1966 was 3.02 metres long and 1.92 metres wide.
I'm afraid there's no leaf big enough.
It'll have to do. I mostly want it to cover my pingas, a*****e, and at least 95% of my pubes. ...Get three. You just love stroking my ego today, dont you? 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:13 am
If I ever move in with somebody I am posting foul bachelor frog posters all over the shared living space.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:13 am
Owwin If I ever move in with somebody I am posting foul bachelor frog posters all over the shared living space. Let's get an apartment!
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:20 am
Owwin If I ever move in with somebody I am posting foul bachelor frog posters all over the shared living space. Best roommate ever.
@Volty: Well, if the shoe fits..
(inb4 "a shoe would NEVER fit!")
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:25 am
Hey, new avatar with some of LPS' items! 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:26 am
The Rawk Hawk Hey, new avatar with some of LPS' items! 4laugh Looks good. surprised Sorry about all the gumballs, lol.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:27 am
Lady Psycho Sexy Owwin If I ever move in with somebody I am posting foul bachelor frog posters all over the shared living space. Best roommate ever.
@Volty: Well, if the shoe fits..
(inb4 "a shoe would NEVER fit!") ...stroke it? ;D I actually used to have some long-ish boots that would ... work.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:34 am
Decavolty Lady Psycho Sexy Owwin If I ever move in with somebody I am posting foul bachelor frog posters all over the shared living space. Best roommate ever.
@Volty: Well, if the shoe fits..
(inb4 "a shoe would NEVER fit!") ...stroke it? ;D I actually used to have some long-ish boots that would ... work. I am now envisioning someone wearing a long boot with their d**k and it actually standing on the ground like it's in a leg.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:36 am
Lady Psycho Sexy Decavolty Lady Psycho Sexy Owwin If I ever move in with somebody I am posting foul bachelor frog posters all over the shared living space. Best roommate ever.
@Volty: Well, if the shoe fits..
(inb4 "a shoe would NEVER fit!") ...stroke it? ;D I actually used to have some long-ish boots that would ... work. I am now envisioning someone wearing a long boot with their d**k and it actually standing on the ground like it's in a leg. The going joke at work is that our Terry Crews-esque manager has a huge schlong, and that when he's feeling pensive, he leans against it to think.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:38 am
Decavolty Owwin If I ever move in with somebody I am posting foul bachelor frog posters all over the shared living space. Let's get an apartment! Warning, my recliner will be booby trapped. Don't let anybody touch it, I don't wanna pay to steam clean the blood off of it.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:40 am
Owwin Decavolty Owwin If I ever move in with somebody I am posting foul bachelor frog posters all over the shared living space. Let's get an apartment! Warning, my recliner will be booby trapped. Don't let anybody touch it, I don't wanna pay to steam clean the blood off of it. Who else would we have there? We'd probably just play Monster Hunter or something all day when you're not studying and I'm not at work. lol
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:41 am
Decavolty Who else would we have there? We'd probably just play Monster Hunter or something all day when you're not studying and I'm not at work. lol Good point.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:43 am
Does this ring a bell for anyone else?
When I was a child, I had a set of books-on-tape that went along with picture books in which there may or may not have been words (I don't think there were, but it's hazy). The moral always had something to do with how your perspective shapes the world around you, and the background shading was done in pointillism. I think it was an angsty alien-looking thing and two human children who basically kept telling him 'cheer up, emo kid'.
Anybody?
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:48 am
Lady Psycho Sexy Does this ring a bell for anyone else?
When I was a child, I had a set of books-on-tape that went along with picture books in which there may or may not have been words (I don't think there were, but it's hazy). The moral always had something to do with how your perspective shapes the world around you, and the background shading was done in pointillism. I think it was an angsty alien-looking thing and two human children who basically kept telling him 'cheer up, emo kid'.
Anybody? Sounds like a childhood book of mine. I never had any books on tape at home, though.
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