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Dii of Babylon

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:31 pm


Haaa, I really don't have any others. XD
I'm terrible with jokes those are the only two I know.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:32 pm


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Dizzle did you ever take the shaingan out of the body?


Yes I ripped it with my right hand, I took his handband too.

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What good is a ripped out transplanted sharingan?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:34 pm


My favorite joke is:

What trhe meanest thing to do to a blind person.........

Leave the plunger in the toilet xd

I love that one
PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:35 pm


Uhh, I dont know good jokes...but I know how to copy and paste them XD

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"


@Fenrir: Doesn't say it goes bad, so suck em *points at Kai's fingers*

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:37 pm


xXlildizzle1516Xx
Uhh, I dont know good jokes...but I know how to copy and paste them XD

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"


@Fenrir: Doesn't say it goes bad, so suck em *points at Kai's fingers*



Thats funny dizzle xd
PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:41 pm


Ew. XD

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:44 pm


You think that was nasty here's another.

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

The Head Gangster says, "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.

Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat."

The next day, while listening to the news they hear:"Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people....."
PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:14 pm


*puke*

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:15 pm


*Points at claru laughing*

*Chris Griffin voice*LOSER!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:22 pm


hey guys...im still sad from yesterday.

Rockgirl809


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:24 pm


Rockgirl809
hey guys...im still sad from yesterday.


From the guy that........
PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:24 pm


-huggles Rock-
Sorry hun. >:






I want another character...
Aki kinda.... bores me. XD
I wanna be eeeeevil.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:26 pm


Omg being evil is so much fun.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:26 pm


omg kai?? really confused

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:27 pm


I know!
I roleplayed Hidan for like two years.
It was a blast!
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