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 Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:47 pm
Harupiggy Going for Jynx instead of Combee. :3 *slap* scream WHAT THE ********, with a Vespiquen you can Power Gem annoying Flying types, heal with Heal Order, Signal Beam the s**t out anyone, and Toxic your enemies!
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:50 pm
Rhyperior and Golem make Trick Room win.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:57 pm
Rhydon is the best pokemon in the game. If you disagree you're wrong and probably retarded. That's alright, though. People have the right to be wrong and retarded on this forum. This thread could at least help solve the part about being wrong. Don't believe me? Let's flip open our Pokedexes, mofo. It's time to learn. Red Version Pokedex Protected by an armor-like hide, it is capable of living in molten lava of 3,600 degrees. Hey, wait. Quick question. 3,600 F or C? Too late. You'd be melted. So would pansy-a** pokemon like Mewtwo. Not Rhydon. This guy laughs it off. You try jumping into 3,600 degree molten lava. Gold Version Pokedex Its rugged hide protects from even the heat of lava. However, the hide also makes it insensitive. Do you know what sensitivity is for? Women and children. Real men battle using Rhydon. Women and children can have fun with lame Eevees, Vulpixes, and s**t. Crystal Version Pokedex By lightly spinning its drill like horn, it can easily shatter even a diamond in the rough. This ******** doesn't even have to try. It just lightly spins its horn drill and diamonds are falling. Just imagine. That's power. Ruby Version Pokedex Rhydon's horn can even crush uncut diamonds. One sweeping blow of its tail can topple buildings. This Pokemon's hide is extremely tough. Even direct cannon hits don't leave a scratch. Watch out, Samurai Toyota Honda San Sama! It's Godzilla?! No. It's Rhydon. Destroying your village and eating babies. You couldn't even stop it if you tried. Cannon hits won't even phase it. How awesome is that? If you had an army of Rhydons, you could probably take over the world. Sapphire Version Pokedex Rhydon has a horn that serves as a drill. It is used for Destroying Rocks and boulders. This Pokemon occasionally rams into streams of magma, but the armor-like hide prevents it from feeling the heat. Rhydon is a symbol of phallic potency and phallic aggression. ******** Kakuna. What does it do? Harden and string shot? Rhydon DRILLS boulders and RAMS into magma. Diamond Version Pokedex Its brain developed after it stood up on its hind legs. Its drill horn bores tunnels through solid rock. All Rhydon has to do to become more intelligent is sit down, then stand up on its hind legs. It's true that babies might be able to develop their minds more after learning how to stand and walk, but who likes babies? Their horn drills can't bore tunnels through solid rock. They also can't summon Earthquakes. Rhydon eats babies, then shits them out as diamond. And you know what? It drills through those diamonds just because it can. Rhydon is awesome. Rhyperior is just Rhydon that decided to wear armor because it's trendy. Man up. Use Rhydon today.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:03 pm
Wanna know how to stop a Rhydon? Use a Squirtgun or Spraybottle.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:03 pm
otawara Rhydon is the best pokemon in the game. If you disagree you're wrong and probably retarded. That's alright, though. People have the right to be wrong and retarded on this forum. This thread could at least help solve the part about being wrong. Don't believe me? Let's flip open our Pokedexes, mofo. It's time to learn. Red Version Pokedex Protected by an armor-like hide, it is capable of living in molten lava of 3,600 degrees. Hey, wait. Quick question. 3,600 F or C? Too late. You'd be melted. So would pansy-a** pokemon like Mewtwo. Not Rhydon. This guy laughs it off. You try jumping into 3,600 degree molten lava. Gold Version Pokedex Its rugged hide protects from even the heat of lava. However, the hide also makes it insensitive. Do you know what sensitivity is for? Women and children. Real men battle using Rhydon. Women and children can have fun with lame Eevees, Vulpixes, and s**t. Crystal Version Pokedex By lightly spinning its drill like horn, it can easily shatter even a diamond in the rough. This ******** doesn't even have to try. It just lightly spins its horn drill and diamonds are falling. Just imagine. That's power. Ruby Version Pokedex Rhydon's horn can even crush uncut diamonds. One sweeping blow of its tail can topple buildings. This Pokemon's hide is extremely tough. Even direct cannon hits don't leave a scratch. Watch out, Samurai Toyota Honda San Sama! It's Godzilla?! No. It's Rhydon. Destroying your village and eating babies. You couldn't even stop it if you tried. Cannon hits won't even phase it. How awesome is that? If you had an army of Rhydons, you could probably take over the world. Sapphire Version Pokedex Rhydon has a horn that serves as a drill. It is used for Destroying Rocks and boulders. This Pokemon occasionally rams into streams of magma, but the armor-like hide prevents it from feeling the heat. Rhydon is a symbol of phallic potency and phallic aggression. ******** Kakuna. What does it do? Harden and string shot? Rhydon DRILLS boulders and RAMS into magma. Diamond Version Pokedex Its brain developed after it stood up on its hind legs. Its drill horn bores tunnels through solid rock. All Rhydon has to do to become more intelligent is sit down, then stand up on its hind legs. It's true that babies might be able to develop their minds more after learning how to stand and walk, but who likes babies? Their horn drills can't bore tunnels through solid rock. They also can't summon Earthquakes. Rhydon eats babies, then shits them out as diamond. And you know what? It drills through those diamonds just because it can. Rhydon is awesome. Rhyperior is just Rhydon that decided to wear armor because it's trendy. Man up. Use Rhydon today.
Word of God also states it was the first Pokemon ever created. And when we see one, we must AIM FOR THE HORN.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:09 pm
otawara Harupiggy Going for Jynx instead of Combee. :3 *slap* scream WHAT THE ********, with a Vespiquen you can Power Gem annoying Flying types, heal with Heal Order, Signal Beam the s**t out anyone, and Toxic your enemies!
Heart Gold is what I have Ota.
Where. The. ********. Will. I. Get. A. Combee?
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:09 pm
 I love how Rhydon can handle 3,600 degree molten lava but not being made to trip over its own feet with a vine.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:11 pm
Lady Psycho Sexy I love how Rhydon can handle 3,600 degree molten lava but not being made to trip over its own feet with a vine.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:14 pm
Harupiggy otawara Harupiggy Going for Jynx instead of Combee. :3 *slap* scream WHAT THE ********, with a Vespiquen you can Power Gem annoying Flying types, heal with Heal Order, Signal Beam the s**t out anyone, and Toxic your enemies!
Heart Gold is what I have Ota.
Where. The. ********. Will. I. Get. A. Combee?Headbutt in Celadon.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:19 pm
otawara Harupiggy otawara Harupiggy Going for Jynx instead of Combee. :3 *slap* scream WHAT THE ********, with a Vespiquen you can Power Gem annoying Flying types, heal with Heal Order, Signal Beam the s**t out anyone, and Toxic your enemies!
Heart Gold is what I have Ota.
Where. The. ********. Will. I. Get. A. Combee?Headbutt in Celadon.
I'm not even at Claire.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:20 pm
Harupiggy otawara Harupiggy otawara Harupiggy Going for Jynx instead of Combee. :3 *slap* scream WHAT THE ********, with a Vespiquen you can Power Gem annoying Flying types, heal with Heal Order, Signal Beam the s**t out anyone, and Toxic your enemies!
Heart Gold is what I have Ota.
Where. The. ********. Will. I. Get. A. Combee?Headbutt in Celadon.
I'm not even at Claire. well then ******** you b***h. mad
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:22 pm
otawara Harupiggy otawara Harupiggy otawara Harupiggy Going for Jynx instead of Combee. :3 *slap* scream WHAT THE ********, with a Vespiquen you can Power Gem annoying Flying types, heal with Heal Order, Signal Beam the s**t out anyone, and Toxic your enemies!
Heart Gold is what I have Ota.
Where. The. ********. Will. I. Get. A. Combee?Headbutt in Celadon.
I'm not even at Claire. well then ******** you b***h. mad
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:24 pm
Harupiggy otawara Harupiggy otawara Harupiggy
Heart Gold is what I have Ota.
Where. The. ********. Will. I. Get. A. Combee?Headbutt in Celadon.
I'm not even at Claire. well then ******** you b***h. mad I'll get you one, buddy.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:24 pm
Hashire Kazemeijin Lady Psycho Sexy I love how Rhydon can handle 3,600 degree molten lava but not being made to trip over its own feet with a vine.
That's pretty manly right there.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:30 pm
Hashire Kazemeijin Lady Psycho Sexy I love how Rhydon can handle 3,600 degree molten lava but not being made to trip over its own feet with a vine.
WHOOPS!
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