*foregoes the duet of pornography, grabbing a mic*
I feel terrible at the moment, but oh well, here goes nothing.
*clicks a few buttons on the remote*
Ahem.I got a lot to say to you-
Yeah, I got a lot to say,
I noticed your eyes are always glued to me
Keepin' `em here and it makes no sense at all
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
Crush Crush Crush Crush Crush
1-2-3-4
Nothing compares to
A quiet evening alone
Just the one, two
I was just counting on
That never happened
I guess I'm dreamin' again
Let's be more than this
If you wanna play it like a game
Well, come on, come on, lets play
Cause I'd rather waste my life pretending
Than have to forget you for one whole minute
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
Crush Crush Crush Crush Crush
1-2-3-4
Nothing compares to
A quiet evening alone
Just the one, two
I was just counting on
That never happened
I guess I'm dreamin' again
Let's be more than this now-
Rock and roll, baby
Don't you know that we're all alone now?
I need somethin' to sing about
Rock and roll, hey
Don't you know, baby, we're all alone now?
I need somethin' to sing about
Rock and roll hey
Don't you know, baby, we're all alone now?
Gimme somethin' to sing about
Nothing compares to
A quiet evening alone
Just the one, two
I was just counting on
That never happened
I guess I'm dreamin' again
Let's be more than this
Nooo
Nothing compares to
A quiet evening alone
Just the one, two
I was just counting
That never happened
I guess I'm dreamin' again
Let's be more than
More than this oh oooohhhhh
ooooooooooooooooooooooh.
And just 'cause I'm feeling funkeh:
Ahem...I wanna be rich
And I want lots of money
I don't care about clever
I don't care about funny
I want loads of clothes
And ******** of diamonds
I heard people die while they're trying to find them
And I'll take my clothes off
And it will be shameless
'Cause everyone knows that's how you get famous
I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror
I'm on the right track, yeah, I'm onto a winner
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
When do you think it will all become clear
'Cause I'm being taken over by the fear
Life's about film stars and less about mothers
It's all about fast cars and cussing each other
But that doesn't matter 'cause I'm packing plastic
And that's what makes my life so ******** fantastic
And I am a weapon of massive consumption
And it's not my fault, it's how I'm programmed to function
I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror
I'm on the right track, yeah, we're on to the winner
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
When do you think it will all become clear
'Cause I'm being taken over by the fear
Forget about guns and forget ammunition
'Cause I'm killing them all on my own little mission
Yeah I'm not a saint but I'm not a sinner
Now everything's cool as long as I'm getting thinner
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
When do you think it will all become clear
'Cause I'm being taken over by the fear
...
*tosses mic and runs off-stage*