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 Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:30 am
Sex with me is like a bullet, BANG! and it's over.
....Uhhh, that didn't come out right.
Coffee
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:35 am
AceXIII Sex with me is like a bullet, BANG! and it's over. ....Uhhh, that didn't come out right. Coffee Sex with me is like coffee. Try it once, you're awake all day. Unitl you need another one.
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:23 pm
Sex with me is like this blank, your supposed to put something in it, and it will make you feel good.
( @ Lord Redtail Rathan, you don't quote the posts.)
Gas Station
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:52 pm
((Sorry. Force of habit from RPs. And sorry about the blank post. sad ))
Sex with me is like a gas station; you come to me, i fill you up, then **** you hard. With gas prices. XD
Boat
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:14 pm
Sex with me is like a boat, always floating...on ecstasy. wink
Pattern
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:07 pm
Sex with me is like a pattern, it keeps going on and on and you wonder why it makes your eyes hurt.
(Why can't I come up with non-self-deprecating ones?)
Clothes Hanger
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:16 pm
Sex with me is like a clothes hanger, hard, plastic, and in a closet. (wtf... xD)
Book
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:22 pm
@ZombiieRaverr98: Sorry, there's a lot of them lying around here. XD
Sex with me is like a book, once you start you stay up all night "reading"....then discuss it later with your book club? O.o
Cardboard.
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:38 pm
Sex with me is like cardboard, when it gets wet it turns into a gooey mess. (OMFG, that is just gross. Nice work)
Wrapping paper
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:43 pm
Sex with me is like wrapping paper, the surprises are always inside. wink
Soda
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:53 pm
Sex with me is like soda. It makes you feel bubbly and hyper for awhile, but doesn't last for long.
Sofa
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:02 pm
(lol, u guys are so good at this)
Sex with me is like a sofa, gets rough when you spill sticky juices on me
torch
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:12 pm
sex with me is like a torch gets hotter and hotter the more I go.
pudding
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:14 pm
Sex with me is like pudding when you are done everyone knows you ate the pudding cause of pudding face sad
Man i had nothing for that one
Tampon
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:38 pm
Having sex with me is like a tampon, it's bloody and gross when you pull out.
(DJSLAK GROSS! I feel violated just writing that! Dx)
Toenails
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