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 Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:42 pm
TheLuckyOne149 "You and your erections. *pause* Wow, that's the first time I've ever said that to a girl!" I love this.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:56 pm
Lorika TheLuckyOne149 "You and your erections. *pause* Wow, that's the first time I've ever said that to a girl!" I love this. YES. Funny thing though, this stuff happens all the time at school XD
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:05 pm
I had a really good one this morning, but I forgot to write it down... sweatdrop
It went something like "We put it in plain English because we know anybody can be an idiot".
At least, I think that's how it went...
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:31 pm
Another great one from deviantART:
"Normality is merely the lack of a unique outlook upon life, which is most commonly referred to as 'insanity', 'lunacy', or 'bat-s**t crazy'."
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:39 pm
Person 1: "Don't worry, we found the weapons!"
Person 2: "Weapons? None of us know how to use a sword!"
P1: "What's to know? You just swing it!"
*SWING!*
P2: "AAH!"
...
Person 3: "...I can't lift mine"
-most epic pre-battle scene ever
followed by:
Guard: "Excuse me! Sorry to interrupt your assault, but I've just been told your friends have been released. They'll be here shortly."
P1: "Oh ....uh, thanks"
Guard: "No prob"
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:00 pm
During a game of Apples to Apples Junior Edition:
Guy #1: "Okay guys, the word is "easy". Find something that's easy."
*pause*
All other guys playing, in unison: "Cheerleaders."
Me: *somewhat agreeing with them but deciding against saying anything*
Note: The "cheerleaders" card came up in many discussions throughout the game.
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:55 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:09 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:24 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:13 pm
“But that doesn’t change that it happened,” Mia said.
“No, but because you’d be dead, you wouldn’t care anymore. Dead people are selfish pricks that way.”
...they are, aren't they?
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:40 pm
xd Hah!!! Never thought of it that way before....interesting!
Oh dear God...TvTropes....describing Pokemon...
"Apathetic Citizens: And how. A crime syndicate takes over our city? Cults attempt to flood and/or dry out the world? Some god-wannabe tries to restart all of creation? No problem, I'm sure some trainer will take care of it for us."
rofl
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:24 pm
Wow
just....wow
tis awesome
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:59 pm
TvTropes is a website full of epic. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:25 pm
XDDD epic lampshading
(yes, from a fire emblem fanfic)
"I swear, I would've thought any kid of Ashnard would've been a calculating, clever guy. I envisioned his kid to probably have with long dark hair. He would have a blunt personality who wasn't afraid to tell it like it is. Someone who's extremely good at what they do, but seems to have many secrets within them," I said.
"You mean, like Soren?" Selena asked.
"Yeah! Like Soren. I expected Pelleas to be like a Soren," I said.
"Perhaps your little oracle powers are telling you Soren is Ashnard's orphan," Selena said jokingly.
"Haha, don't bullshit me... that could never happen. We aren't living in some bad fanfiction," I said to her
(SPOILER ALERT: She's EXACTLY right)
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:25 pm
Oh God XD
Speaking of fanfics...a quick peek into the future!
From my Pokemon Black and White fanfic (spoilers to follow):
The bedroom was trashed. The plant in the corner had fallen over, the bed was unkempt, the two desks knocked over, the television and its attachments scattered every which way. In the midst of the heated battle, the two Trainers had disregarded their environment and had caused horrible damage to the room.
“Oh goodness!” Bianca said, picking up her Oshawott and returning it to its Pokéball. “I’m so sorry Kilroy, I didn’t think…”
Kilroy didn’t say anything. He just gaped in horror at the destruction of his room.
“What am I going to do?” he asked. “My mom’s gonna come up here soon…she’s gonna see the mess and she’s gonna make me into fried Nanab berries!”
Cheren and Bianca stared at the brown-haired boy.
“What…on earth…” Bianca asked.
“You know, sometimes it’s better not to ask,” Cheren told her.
“Are you okay Kilroy?” Bianca asked.
“Yeah, but I’m really sad…” the boy responded.
“Why?”
“’Cause now I really want some fried Nanab berries…they’re my favorite…”
That was the moment Cheren’s right palm was introduced to its owner’s face. It was a relationship that was sure to last.
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