Pinoy Guild Jokes -please post-

[crmz]

One night... I cried ... And cried ....
I shed tears on my pillow ... And when I hugged it ... The pillow asked, "Why are you crying? Why are your tears falling on me?"

Then I ran outside and cried more...























IKAW BA NAMAN KAUSAPIN NG UNAN MO??? ENGLISH PA!!! XD

 

[crmz]

corny e nu  

[kristine_chervy]

>>QUOTES<<

1~~Ms. Gay intro..


gu2m ako,g2m tau, gu2m taung lhat!!
HUNGARY

ola viola
kaserola tinola saranggola arinola ni lola
VENEZUELA!

malay mo,malay nya,malay nating lahat!!
MALAYSIA!!

baha dun, bha di2,bha sa buong mundo
BAHAMAS

ndi sakin, ndi sau,kanino sya??
KENYA!

1way,2way,there's no other way!!
NORWAY!!

SING KA NA,SING KA PA,ILABAS ANG MAGIC SING
SINGAPORE!!

mula sa lupaing kulang sa bigas sang damakmak na mandurugaS
PILIPINAS!!

toinkzzz xD peace


2~~kung may eyebags ka


wag mong ikahiya..


..pinagpuyatan mo yata yan!!!!


at kung may putok ka naman......


taas noo mo sabihin,




PINAGPAWISAN KO YAN OY!!!nyahahahahahahah


3~~Life is indeed short...

Learn to appreciate what you have before time forces you to appreciate what you had.


4~~It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper


which we use to write exams

join us promoting the noble cause o f saving trees


"SAY NO TO EXAMS" xD


5~~QEUSTION:
"When is the best time to tell some1 you love him/her??



ANSWER:
"Before some1 else does


6~~When we were young..

crying always seemed to be the answer...


Now dat we're older..

crying sems to be the only thing you can do to accept the answer


7~~Kung dapat akong umiyak sa isang 2lad mo

GAGAWIN KO!!!!!!

di ako maanghihinayang


sa mga luhang mawawala

dhil.


HIGIT PA SA PAG IYAK ANG GAGAWIN KO
PAG NAWALA KA SA BUHAY KO

8~~sa LUV marami ka muna kelangan pagdaanan para malaman nyong kayu talaga!!


minsan nagaaway
may nasasaktan
may umiiyak


pero lagi mong tatandaan
CHALLENGES ARE NOT REASON 2 GIVE UP..!!!!!!


9~~ -=MAHAL=-
mo ko???

mas
-=MAHAL=-
kita


kung
SERYOSO
ka??

mas
SERYOSO
ako!


kung
NILOLOKO
mo ko??

pasensya ka!!!


dahil
hindi ko kayang lokohin ang taong
-=MAHA=- KO icon_smile.gif

10~~its tym to refresh ur alphabet lesson basahin i2 sa tagalog

A,BK,W,L,K,M,G,W,T,W,K,H,H,H,T,W,P,H,H,H,T,M,N,P,R,K,N,T/NGA!!
pasa mo sa iba P,R,M,K,-ganti K


11~~GOD is the reason why even in pain,weSMILE;
even in confusion,we UNDERSTAND;
even in betreyal,we TRUST;
and even in betrayal, we continue to FIGHT in life^_^


12~~sa isang patak ng tubig..

nabuo ang dagat.
sa isang pirasong bato..

nabuo ang mundo.

parang ikaw..

isang message/comment mo lang..



buo na araw ko


13~~Papayag kang masaktan dahil mahal mo sya..

gugustuhin mong mag-tiis dahil nga mahal mo sya

kung talagang mahal mo

papayag kabang may kahati sa pagmamahal nya???


kahit ikaw ang panglawa????


14~~MINAHAL KO CIA kahit mali
INANTAY kahit sobrang tagal
NAGBIGAY kahit ubos na
NAGPARAYA kahit sobra na
LAHAT GINAWA KO!!!!


KULANG PARIN BA YUN PARA MAHALIN AKO
O
SAPAT NA YUN PARA SUMUKO!!!!!


~~madami pa yan pero baka ndi na magkasya

hehe ingatzz