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 Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:13 pm
Mmmmmmmmm.......warm pie. wink
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:14 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:54 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:32 pm
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same
I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.
I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:32 pm
YOU...
SHALL NOT
PASS.
burning_eyes
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:42 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:54 pm
No, you have a counterfeit hall pass. You will now be burned at the stake.
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:36 pm
But i have a very large bucket of water, so no one shall be burnt at the stake. Never fear!
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:41 am
Aww, I was hoping for a lynching. eek
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:53 pm
Good thing I carry a spare noose with me at all times. =D
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:28 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:34 pm
No thanks. I carry my own.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:56 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:29 am
I can barbeque a wild hog with a pitchfork,
gimme. blaugh
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:59 am
I'd much rather go to the Goat Cook-Off.
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