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 Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:48 pm
Cloud: Tifa...
Tifa: Yes Cloud
Cloud:...I'm gay...
Barret: Me too! Cloud if only I'd known. I would have treated you better.
Tifa: ...Great now I gotta find another date for prom...
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:32 pm
Vincent: "Dead man walkin
You've done it now
You've gone and made a big mistake
and I can't allow, you to think you can just walk away
so turn around, and face the piper you're gonna pay
'cause the end is now
this is gonna be your judgement day
A cheap shot
that's the way that you play the game
I was blindsided, things will never ever be the same
nice guys, it's said they always finish last
but bad-asses, always kicking a*****e's a**
kick it
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
there's no forgiveness this time
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
It's my business, your mind
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
I'm burning these ones to the ground
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
I'm gonna Bring you down
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
No more chances,
No more excuses, no lies
your stories ending, time to say your goodbyes
nice guys, it's said they always finish last
but bad-asses, are always kicking a*****e's a**
a*****e,
kick it
kick it
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
there's no forgiveness this time
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
It's my business, your mind
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
I'm burning these ones to the ground
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
I'm gonna Bring you down
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
You're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Pay
"
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:42 am
Jenova: "Hojo could have a little decency and . . . GIVE ME SOME CLOTHES!!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:54 pm
Cait Sith: *Takes off his boots to reveal a pair of socks over his feet* Ah... 4laugh
Cid: FLIPPIN WORM INFESTED BURGERS! gonk *Faints from the smell*
Sephiroth: *Walks in, he is immune to the smell*
Cait Sith: Hiya there Seph, lookin for Cloud? whee
Sephiroth: I need a phone book. stare
Cloud: *Watches his wristwatch strike 6 PM, a ton of party guests come crashing through the front door, they all instantly die from the smell of Cait Sith's socks* eek
Cait Sith: What? My feet stink? Your's would too if you didn't change em for 3 years!
Cloud: YOU RUINED MY F**KIN PARTY!! scream *Grabs Cait by his neck and throws him through the window*
Sephiroth: Hey, Cloud. What's Aerith's username? *On Cloud's computer*
Cloud: IWasStabbedBySephirothButHeGotHisButtKicked123456789
Sephiroth: Could you spell that please?
*Five hours later*
Cloud: 7, 8, 9. Why are you going to talk to her? confused
Sephiroth: Her and I agreed to have bed sex tonight.
Cait Sith: *Randomly appears next to Sephiroth* I'm sorry for killing you with my ultimate limit break. stare cry
Sephiroth: I'm sorry that you ever existed! crying *Gives him a huge kiss*
Cait Sith: eek xp Your no girl! mad
Cloud: *Takes a #1 in his fishbowl*
Barret: *Walks in and sees Cloud* Whut choo doin foo'!? O_o
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:23 pm
Cloud: 4009 post so far, and it started two years ago, will it ever end?
Sephiroth: Why? This is like the greatest question ever! I just love coming here every day checking out new posts! There funny!!!
Cloud: Yeah, but our contract with VampiricDemonicMe to let us use our names expired a year and a half ago, so, were not being payed overtime, and yet there still using our names! I wonder what happened to him?
Sephiroth: Soooooo. We still get free pizza sent to us everyday, and its not like we be doing anything else, so stop ur bitching!
Cloud: *Sigh* ur right, plus, the pizza is good...
Sephiroth: See! Everything works out just fine!
Cloud: yea, but what do we have to live for now?
Sephiroth:...........Beating Teh Lounge for position of number one posts! cmon, lets go! we can do it! ur going down HappyNoodleBoy!!!
Cloud: Yeah!
*Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Theme Song Plays*
U heard sephiroth! make this subject the one with the number one posts! we got a lot of work but we can do it!
Special Thx to...
VampiricDemonicMe, for starting tis subject
HappyNoodleBoy, For starting Teh Lounge
Chuck Norris, for keeping the worls safe
*Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!*
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:11 pm
*Sephiroth and Cloud come out dressed as 1840s can-can girls*
"Can can can you do the can can..."
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High-functioning Shapeshifter
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:21 pm
Cloud: Sephi, Sephi! we hit 4011! Yes! *giddy like a horny schoolgirl*
Sephiroth: you know what its time for then!
Cloud:errrrrrrrrr......sex?
Sephiroth: No not that you gay perv, I mean THAT.
Cloud: *Eyes widening and mouth forming a smile* Oh ya!
Cloud and Sephiroth: MOVING ON UP! TO THE EAST SIDE!!!!
Join us next time on FF7: The Race for 1st Place! with Cloud, Sephiroth, and next time, a special guest star....
Episode # 3 at 4015 posts or higher........
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:04 pm
Cloud: Square Soft? You call these the best in 3D graphic technology??? gonk
D-d-d- DELETE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:38 pm
final_destiny_blue Cloud: Square Soft? You call these the best in 3D graphic technology??? gonk D-d-d- DELETE YOU!!!!!!!!!! Holy s**t! Did they like, draw me over popeye or something?
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:56 pm
Cloud: I love you sephorith
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:27 pm
Jesus like I havnt heard the last post a million times, did he even put any effort into it? He didnt even spell Sephiroth right! Just Kidding, great man, dont know him personally...what the hell am I saying! And now, ladies and gentlemen, episode 3 of my series, FF7 The Race for 1st Place Episode 3
Last time on race for first place...
Cloud:err..............Sex?
Now, the epic 3rd chapter, in what I hope a series with many more chapters, with several volumes, and limited editions....err.....
Cloud and Sephiroth: MOVING ON UP! TO THE EAST SIDE!
*Dingthong*...I mean dong
Cloud: Oooh a visitor! I wonder who it could be!
(Like I promised, a special guest star)
Sephiroth: Ill answer it!
*opens door*
Cloud and Sephiroth: *GASP*
Find out who the visitor is in the next episode.......just kidding
Michael Jackson (MJ): Did I just hear two young boys singing a song that made my nipples become erect?
Cloud: Holy s**t! Its MJ! You must die you commi scum!
Sephiroth: No, Cloud, I belive the word you are looking for is molesting
Cloud: Oh my bad...hmm hmm....die you molesting son of a b***h!
Sephiroth: There you go!
MJ: Now I dont want this to get physical, so you can either except it or i beat the s**t out of you and then give it. You cant beat me, Im Michael Jackson! Hee hee! Shamona!!!!
Cloud: Oh yea! Just watch us!
*Battle that lasts 3 seconds*
MJ: Told ja
Cloud: What the flip just happened?
Sephiroth: I dont know, but here he comes!
Cloud: Oh no!
*Suddenly out of nowhere*
Chuck Norris: Oh no you dont!
C and S: Chuck Norris!!! (Two special guest stars! Holy s**t! I didnt expect that, and Im writing this!)
Chuck Norris: Die Commi!
Cloud: Molestor
Chuck! Yea, Die Molesting Commi!
Cloud: Close Enoupgh
MJ: Ugghhh! I have been defeated! I must call for backup *Beep beep beep boop beep*
*flying saucers come down*
Cloud: I knew it! U are bigfoot!
MJ: No you dumbass! Im an alien!!!! jeez, no wonder ur blond! U havnt heard the last of me! Ill be back!
Arnold: U owe me 1000 dollas for saying that!
MJ: Damn, do you take express?
Arnold: Sure!
MJ: here now get out of here. Now like i was saying, ill be...around some time!!! mehehehehehe
*Flying saucers leave, real MJ beamed back down to earth*
MJ: Im saved! Oh thank you!
Cloud: Whoa! MJ! Ur back!..and black!!! and its all because of.....hey, where did Chuck Norris go?
Sephiroth: Off to fight the evils of the world, the Norris way.
real MJ: And Im back to restart my life! Cya around! btw, do you think ill look good white
C and S: NOOOOOOO!!
Mj: jeez, nevermind i asked! cya!
Cloud: Wow, this has been an interesting day!
Sephiroth: Your right, and to top it off, I decided to rename myself Betty!
Cloud: What! Why?
Sephiroth...I mean Betty: I dont know...........
Cloud: Ooooooo.k.
*teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!!*
To be continued, next time on a two parter, # 4 and 5
(3 guest stars! I spoiled you damn rotten!!!!)
So if you like my stories so far, well ur in luck! I have my next two stories already planned out, and if you want to appear in both, just ask, and youll be a lucky guest star on episodes 4 and 5!
Til next time!
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:42 am
Me: eek *Gasp* My 3rd Disk of Final Fantasy 7, it...it's not working!!! ~BOOM~ *Cloud and the whole party standing in my room* Me: 4laugh CLOUD AND THE GANG! Cloud: *Super Hero Comic book music playing as he stands there fist on his hips* What seems to be the hullabaloo young one? Me: cry My Disk Sir, it wont-- Aeris: Just like a boy to not take care of a FF7 disk! *Barret and Cid grab her by the arms* I'LL KILL YOU YOU ********!!! I'LL KILL YOU DEAD!!! Cloud: Take her back to the ship and put her on Time Out! Vincent: ninja Now back to the disk matter, let me see this disk... Me: cry It doesn't have a single scratch on it! I take perfect care of all my game, ESPECIALLY this one ~sniff~ Yuffie: *Grabs the disk and runs away* IT'S MINE ALL MINE! Me: eek MY 3RD DISK! Barret: Hey we're back and Aeris is in the ship tied to the-- eek !? Me: *Grabs Barret's arm, aims and punches him in the stomach makeing the gun shoot Yuffie* whee Phew, my disk is safe. Everyone: eek *GASP* Cloud: FF7 SQUAD, ASSEMBLE!!!! Cait Sith: CAIT SITH!!! *Grabs me and throws me* Me: eek WHOA WHAT I DO!?!? Tifa: TIFA!!! *kicks me into the air through my roof* Vincent: VALINTINE! *Changes into Beast and punches me back down through my roof* Cid: CID!!! *Hits me with his lance into a shelf* Cody: CODY HERE!!! *pinches me* Me: OW! Who are you!? Cody: I don't know, I just moved here. Barret: BARRET READY FOR ACTION! *Chokes me into the air and slaps me with his gun* Cloud: Cloud Strife. *smacks me with the flat side of his sword through my TV* Job well done team! That'll teach him for trying to harm a member of-- Everyone: THE FINAL FANTASY 7 SQUAD! HIYA! *Everyone poses then starts to walk away* Red X: *My disk in his mouth. Sets it down beside me* There ya go, it had a dried dorito crumb on it. It should work now. *Walks away* Me: *Laying there half dead and covered in broken material from room* Mom: *opens door and looks around and then looks at me unconsious* neutral ..... *closes door and leaves* ~Ending Credit Music~
Vanessa Carlton
I Would Walk a Thousand Miles
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:55 am
Dueoh Helsite Me: eek *Gasp* My 3rd Disk of Final Fantasy 7, it...it's not working!!! ~BOOM~ *Cloud and the whole party standing in my room* Me: 4laugh CLOUD AND THE GANG! Cloud: *Super Hero Comic book music playing as he stands there fist on his hips* What seems to be the hullabaloo young one? Me: cry My Disk Sir, it wont-- Aeris: Just like a boy to not take care of a FF7 disk! *Barret and Cid grab her by the arms* I'LL KILL YOU YOU ********!!! I'LL KILL YOU DEAD!!! Cloud: Take her back to the ship and put her on Time Out! Vincent: ninja Now back to the disk matter, let me see this disk... Me: cry It doesn't have a single scratch on it! I take perfect care of all my game, ESPECIALLY this one ~sniff~ Yuffie: *Grabs the disk and runs away* IT'S MINE ALL MINE! Me: eek MY 3RD DISK! Barret: Hey we're back and Aeris is in the ship tied to the-- eek !? Me: *Grabs Barret's arm, aims and punches him in the stomach makeing the gun shoot Yuffie* whee Phew, my disk is safe. Everyone: eek *GASP* Cloud: FF7 SQUAD, ASSEMBLE!!!! Cait Sith: CAIT SITH!!! *Grabs me and throws me* Me: eek WHOA WHAT I DO!?!? Tifa: TIFA!!! *kicks me into the air through my roof* Vincent: VALINTINE! *Changes into Beast and punches me back down through my roof* Cid: CID!!! *Hits me with his lance into a shelf* Cody: CODY HERE!!! *pinches me* Me: OW! Who are you!? Cody: I don't know, I just moved here. Barret: BARRET READY FOR ACTION! *Chokes me into the air and slaps me with his gun* Cloud: Cloud Strife. *smacks me with the flat side of his sword through my TV* Job well done team! That'll teach him for trying to harm a member of-- Everyone: THE FINAL FANTASY 7 SQUAD! HIYA! *Everyone poses then starts to walk away* Red X: *My disk in his mouth. Sets it down beside me* There ya go, it had a dried dorito crumb on it. It should work now. *Walks away* Me: *Laying there half dead and covered in broken material from room* Mom: *opens door and looks around and then looks at me unconsious* neutral ..... *closes door and leaves* ~Ending Credit Music~
Vanessa Carlton
I Would Walk a Thousand Miles Okaaaaay...Is Cait Sith supposed to be a Pokemon or something?
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:45 am
Happynoodleboy Barret: Ah, skeet skeet skeet skeeet skeet, ah skeet skeet skeet. eek
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:11 am
ShadowLord99 Okaaaaay...Is Cait Sith supposed to be a Pokemon or something? Basically that's what he looks like, lol
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