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 Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 2:12 pm
 So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack. “Hey Tom” said Oscar to his friend, “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.” “Oscar” hollered Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, “please not while I am eating!!”
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:26 am
I can't play potty games anyhow.
I was coming back from visiting my son in my Miami and I stopped at a rest stop to use the bathroom. I just sat down on the toilet when I heard a voice coming from the stall next to mine, “Hey! How’s it going?” Although I was quite surprised, and I wasn’t in the habit of conversing to the people next to me in the stall, I nevertheless answered him, “I’m fine” I said “thanks for asking.” “What are you doing?” Asked the same voice. To be honest I was a bit taken aback by the brazenness of this fellow, but I would never ignore anyone so I calmly answered, “I’m relieving myself.” Then I heard the same voice again, “I’m going to have to call you back, some smart-aleck is answering all of my questions.”
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 3:33 pm
 NEI=nuclear energy industry What do you call a group of nuclear engineers doing sit-ups and crunches? The core development team.
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 4:44 pm
 I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:44 pm
Have a blast! But not in your pants.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:12 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:05 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 11:06 am
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 12:25 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 12:40 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:24 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 2:04 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:37 am
 Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Nei. Knight 2: NEI. Other Knights: Shh... Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing, z'nourrwringmm."
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 6:02 pm
Nei1 Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Nei. Knight 2: NEI. Other Knights: Shh... Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing, z'nourrwringmm."
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 2:33 pm
Bleepity-bleep. Cuss cuss cuss.
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