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 Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 5:25 pm
Cloud: "Hey children, come with me into my magic swimming pool. We'll have lots of fun!"
Children: "Okay Cloud!"
Cloud: "That's right. It's okay, boys, you can take off your pants, and while we're in here, let's drink some magic juice to get rid of the geostigma!"
(Based off of something my step-brother Geo said... "This has got to be the most homosexual scene in the movie... One guy, and a bunch of little boys in a swimming pool....")
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:50 pm
Extreme homosexuaul scene (Quote: Jhay-R)
Cloud: *Talking with Cait Sith*
Cait Sith: Nope. I can never get a girl pregnant. sweatdrop I wanna know what sex feels like! crying
Cloud: Hmm...I have an idea! 3nodding *Takes a pair of scissors*
Cait Sith: WHOA, what are you gonna do with those!? eek
Tifa: *Sharing a Slurpee with Aerith in the room next door* So babe. heart
Aerith: Oh Tifa...You make me want to... heart
Cait Sith: *In the other room* Ow! Why are you cutting a hole there? confused
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:29 am
Cloud: *knocks on the door to the bathroom*
Tifa: I'm in here!
Cloud: OH COME ON!! You've been in there for the last hour!!
Tifa: *walks out* Fine... *walks away*
Cloud: Finally!!! *walks in and finds dark brown hair all over the floor*
WHAT THE HELL?!
Tifa: *goes into the other bathroom* Why couldn't he wait just another few minutes?! *takes off a mask*
Barret: I still need to get all this dang hair off my chest.. stressed I know it turns Cloud off EVERY time he see one....
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:22 am
Cloud: *In jail for past 5 months* 4laugh Today I finally get to go out for 3 days and say hello to the world!
Peaches: *Big muscled man with a lollypop tattoo on his arm* Make sure you bring me back something.
~3 days later~
Peaches: Whatcha bring me boy?
Cloud: Oh your goona love this! *goes to the toilet and starts to grunt. Poohs out 3 Cigerettes, a Cigar, and a playboy magazine* TA DAAA!!! *exausted*
Peaches: Ya done good boy.
~8 Months later~
Cloud: YEAH I'M ABOUT TO GET OUT ANOTHER 3 DAYS!
Peaches: *Braiding Bubbles, the body builders hair* Bring me back somethin' nice.
~3 days later~
Cloud: *Grunting...bloop*
Peaches: *Gasp* A Wedding Ring!
Cloud: *Exausted*...Y-Yeah...*breathing hard* Will you take me as your b***h, Mr. Peaches?
Peaches: Yes...YES I WILL!!!
~Some odd years later~
Cloud: Honey Bun I'm bringing back the best present ever for you!
Peaches: *Trying to breast feed a big waud of pooh molded into a baby* Okay Papi, surprize me and Jr. *waud of poohs head falls off*
~2 weeks later~
Peaches: Officer where's my Cloud Bubby at? It's been more than 3 days.
Officer: *looks at his clip board* Hm...Oh yes, seems he passed away trying to jam Disney Land's largest carousel up his a**s...Good Lord the things you find out working this kinda sick job *shivers*
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:50 am
Okay, I think I started something... That is just, freaking me out now.... Why do my jokes always backfire like this? Okay, now for some lesbian jokes...
Yuffie: "Hey, Vincent! I learned a new Jutsu!"
Vincent: "Is it something that might help clean around the house? Because ever since we've been married, I'm stuck with all the cleaning!"
Yuffie: "In fact it can! Look at this! Shadow Clone Jutsu!" *two Yuffies appear*
Vincent: "Holy crap.... There's more! I'm outta here, b**ch!"
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Yuffie: "Well... I think that scared him..."
Yuffie2: "Want to make out?"
Yuffie: "Wait, won't that make me a lesbian?"
Yuffie2: "No... Since I'm basically you, it's not gay, it's just masturbation..."
Yuffie: "Well, I still think..."
Yuffie2: "Shut up and kiss me!" *makes out with Yuffie*
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Seriously.... If a girl clones herself, and ends up making love to that clone... Is she a lesbian? Hum....
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:26 am
Dueoh Helsite Cloud: *In jail for past 5 months* 4laugh Today I finally get to go out for 3 days and say hello to the world! Peaches: *Big muscled man with a lollypop tattoo on his arm* Make sure you bring me back something. ~3 days later~ Peaches: Whatcha bring me boy? Cloud: Oh your goona love this! *goes to the toilet and starts to grunt. Poohs out 3 Cigerettes, a Cigar, and a playboy magazine* TA DAAA!!! *exausted* Peaches: Ya done good boy. ~8 Months later~ Cloud: YEAH I'M ABOUT TO GET OUT ANOTHER 3 DAYS! Peaches: *Braiding Bubbles, the body builders hair* Bring me back somethin' nice. ~3 days later~ Cloud: *Grunting...bloop* Peaches: *Gasp* A Wedding Ring! Cloud: *Exausted*...Y-Yeah...*breathing hard* Will you take me as your b***h, Mr. Peaches? Peaches: Yes...YES I WILL!!! ~Some odd years later~ Cloud: Honey Bun I'm bringing back the best present ever for you! Peaches: *Trying to breast feed a big waud of pooh molded into a baby* Okay Papi, surprize me and Jr. *waud of poohs head falls off* ~2 weeks later~ Peaches: Officer where's my Cloud Bubby at? It's been more than 3 days. Officer: *looks at his clip board* Hm...Oh yes, seems he passed away trying to jam Disney Land's largest carousel up his a**s...Good Lord the things you find out working this kinda sick job *shivers* ROTFL rofl
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:38 pm
She Wrote It Hallelujah Tifa: These pants are really tight, maybe you could help me cloud? Cloud: Yeh sure Tifa, i'll just put my sword away Areis: YOU b***h CLOUD IS MINE GET YOUR SLUTTY HANDS OFF OF HIM!!! Cloud: Now now ladies, there's plenty of me to go around Tifa: EXcuse me but who is the one who cloud went to first Barret: NOw listen up MOTHER ******** Cloud aint into women, he likes a strong man Cloud: Err yeh, about that Barret, ther's something ive been meaning to tell you.... Areis: Cloud, lets go and pick some flowers in the garden Tifa: nice try b***h, but cloud aint gonna fall for that one Cloud:OKAY STOP... right, Areis, i love you, Tifa, i want to shag you, Barret, get away from me you big poof How about you all get the hell away from my Cloudy boy. Cloud, you're MINE!!!!!!!! HAHAHA *Cloud backs away slowly* Hey were do you think you're going? *Cloud starts to run* Cloud! You get back here right now! *Cloud runs faster* CLOUD!!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:56 pm
How about you all get the hell away from my Cloudy boy. Cloud, you're MINE!!!!!!!! HAHAHA *Cloud backs away slowly* Hey were do you think you're going? *Cloud starts to run* Cloud! You get back here right now! *Cloud runs faster* CLOUD!!!!
LMFAO. That's funny.
Cloud: * Walks up to Tifa* Tifa.... I love you.
Tifa: Ohhh I love you two!
Aeris:*Runs up to Cloud and starts beating him with her rod* YOU b*****d!!!!
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:45 pm
*FF7 Cast + Family Guy + South Park...ALL swapped!*
Someone start I suck at this... xp
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:12 pm
ALL Characters: Heil Hitler
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:15 pm
Xarxus ALL Characters: Heil Hitler Hitler: Heil Sephiroth!
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:18 pm
ShadowLord99 Xarxus ALL Characters: Heil Hitler Hitler: Heil Sephiroth! Sephiroth: Heil anyone
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:18 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:22 pm
(I hear you....) Yuffie: "Hey, I'm tougher than tough calling you buff cause I lie I cheat I steal I lie I cheat I steal I don't care if you don't like me, Everybody wants to fight me Can You feel It? Hey, oyelo clarowe i aint the one you want to meet no ay nada mas caliente i'm too hot for you Latino heat I can't be weak coming from the streets at the ghetto at the end of the week I get to keep your dinero your fast asleep when I sneak in your casa your life sucks 'cuz your bankrupt and I'm laughin' You can't trust me ese, 'cuz I'm latin' I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT? If you're not cheating you're not trying"
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:23 pm
Xarxus ShadowLord99 Xarxus ALL Characters: Heil Hitler Hitler: Heil Sephiroth! Sephiroth: Heil anyone Cait Sith: Heil this flower! Heil the flower! *Standing by a flower* Everyone: stare *Walks away*
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