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Nei1

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:13 am


Nearly afternoon.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:38 am


*walks in and sees his commanding officer and salutes him.* Good morning, Sir. There may be some trouble this morning at Chatty Kathy's. That Ryzan elf is there and Psyzapp, Icy Reign and Lady Ayami are there talking with him. I get a bad feeling about the Dark Elf, Sir. He's an "enchanter" you know. I think poor Ms. Bandaidd was under his spell yesterday. mad

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SP-O Wlm Dougherty

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:49 am


*Salutes back to his Partner* So sorry to hear of bandaidd. I really hope she is doing better today. I still need to get caught up on my duties here and my rounds in this forum. So for now, you will need to get a handle on the situation at the Grill until I can get in there. Just remember that Chatty Kathy's is technically out of our jurisdiction, and all we can do is try to intervene and help prevent disasters from happening. I will be there as soon as I can, so good luck, Partner!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:56 am


Interesting bit of information you gave Dougherty. twisted

Nei1

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:01 am


Nei1
Interesting bit of information you gave Dougherty. twisted


Not much I can do about that, Nei. Us Cops here are limited to fining offenders in only a few certain threads. confused
PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:08 am


SP-O Wlm Dougherty
Nei1
Interesting bit of information you gave Dougherty. twisted


Not much I can do about that, Nei. Us Cops here are limited to fining offenders in only a few certain threads. confused

I will make evil now.

Nei1

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SP-O Wlm Dougherty

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:10 am


Icy Reign
*slams drink, gags and throws glass at bartender, jumping over the counter at the same time* scream YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME DID YOU!!! *takes whip and strings bartender up by the ankles upside down, taking all his bottom shelf "gasoline" and pouring it down his throat, making him choke in between bottles* SINCE YOU'RE SO BENT ON MAKING US DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING, BE MY GUEST TO GO FIRST!!! twisted *once he's chugged all Icy can give him, she smirks at him, turns on her heel, walks around from behind the bar slowly, looking at all onlookers, and walks out the bar, whistling and very pleased*

killafrog
hey icy reign you need to let the bartender go you can't have him tied up like a caged tiger i a zoo. stare

Icy Reign
*reluctantly walks back in and goes behind the bar, grumbling all the way, and snatches her whip, making the bartender fall right on top of his head* You lucky the big man came and saved your hide!*looks at killafrog* You need new barkeeps! This one here keeps giving your patrons GASOLINE for drinks!!!*rolls up whip and proceeds to the door, smirking*


Icy Reign, it seems that my superior was not able to bust you for Assault with the Intent to Poison/Kill our fine Barkeep, while you were patronizing our Booty Bar. I just need for you to know that this kind of behavior is NOT tolerated in the Booty Bar. If you have an issue with our Barkeep, then take it outside the thread. S/he is here to do their job and that would be to serve drinks to our guests immediately upon their asking. The Drunk Dice strength of the drink you get from our Barkeep is all in YOUR hands during The Drinking Game and is NOT the fault of our Barkeep.

At this point, Icy Reign, you are now requested to make a formal apology to our fine Barkeep and all of our guests here within the Booty Bar. Failure to do so may result in further discipline. evil


((OOC: What I want to know is how you managed to pour all those bottles of so-called bottom shelf "gasoline" DOWN our Barkeep's throat while you had 'em strung UPSIDE DOWN!)) rofl
SP-O Wlm Dougherty generated a random number between 1 and 1000 ... 408!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:14 am


Nei1
SP-O Wlm Dougherty
Nei1
Interesting bit of information you gave Dougherty. twisted


Not much I can do about that, Nei. Us Cops here are limited to fining offenders in only a few certain threads. confused

I will make evil now.


Heh heh heh. So be it, Nei. Just be aware of which thread you are causing your so-called evil in! Mwahahahah! twisted

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SP-O Wlm Dougherty

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:51 am


TALLY SHEET for The Drinking Game:


lady ayami chan ~ 111 points, 8 drinks;

** Psyzapp ~ 102 points, 12 drinks; **

Faerie KatrinaZ ~ 55 points, 7 drinks;

Icy Reign ~ 65 points, 6 drinks; *No Roll Penalty, Page 262.




ATTENTION GRABBY GEEZERS !!! It appears that Psyzapp is still in the lead here! You Geezers have just one more day to get your drunk on to try and take that coveted Weekly Best Drunk title away from her! blaugh

The voting polls for Round Two for our Runway From Hell Contest will be coming to a close here soon. So if you haven't already cast your votes, please do so! ... OH! Word has it that this runway contest is NOT done with us yet! Stay tuned for more to come! Mwahahahah! evil  
PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:55 am


SP-O Wlm Dougherty
Nei1
SP-O Wlm Dougherty
Nei1
Interesting bit of information you gave Dougherty. twisted


Not much I can do about that, Nei. Us Cops here are limited to fining offenders in only a few certain threads. confused

I will make evil now.


Heh heh heh. So be it, Nei. Just be aware of which thread you are causing your so-called evil in! Mwahahahah! twisted
I'm not scared of cops and certainly not scared of you. rofl

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SP-O Wlm Dougherty rolled 15 8-sided dice: 2, 1, 7, 6, 8, 7, 4, 4, 3, 3, 4, 1, 5, 2, 5 Total: 62 (15-120)

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:26 am


Nei1
I'm not scared of cops and certainly not scared of you. rofl


Likewise, I'm sure! xd
Chef_Karrie generated a random number between 1 and 1000 ... 921!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:38 pm


*walks in and sets a box on the counter* I need a shower... I spend the day in the kitchen and now all I smell is cookies. Hope everyone likes them, I've been trying out some new Halloween recipes. *walks back out of the bar*

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Icy Reign

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:58 pm


SP-O Wlm Dougherty
Icy Reign
*slams drink, gags and throws glass at bartender, jumping over the counter at the same time* scream YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME DID YOU!!! *takes whip and strings bartender up by the ankles upside down, taking all his bottom shelf "gasoline" and pouring it down his throat, making him choke in between bottles* SINCE YOU'RE SO BENT ON MAKING US DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING, BE MY GUEST TO GO FIRST!!! twisted *once he's chugged all Icy can give him, she smirks at him, turns on her heel, walks around from behind the bar slowly, looking at all onlookers, and walks out the bar, whistling and very pleased*

killafrog
hey icy reign you need to let the bartender go you can't have him tied up like a caged tiger i a zoo. stare

Icy Reign
*reluctantly walks back in and goes behind the bar, grumbling all the way, and snatches her whip, making the bartender fall right on top of his head* You lucky the big man came and saved your hide!*looks at killafrog* You need new barkeeps! This one here keeps giving your patrons GASOLINE for drinks!!!*rolls up whip and proceeds to the door, smirking*


Icy Reign, it seems that my superior was not able to bust you for Assault with the Intent to Poison/Kill our fine Barkeep, while you were patronizing our Booty Bar. I just need for you to know that this kind of behavior is NOT tolerated in the Booty Bar. If you have an issue with our Barkeep, then take it outside the thread. S/he is here to do their job and that would be to serve drinks to our guests immediately upon their asking. The Drunk Dice strength of the drink you get from our Barkeep is all in YOUR hands during The Drinking Game and is NOT the fault of our Barkeep.

At this point, Icy Reign, you are now requested to make a formal apology to our fine Barkeep and all of our guests here within the Booty Bar. Failure to do so may result in further discipline. evil


((OOC: What I want to know is how you managed to pour all those bottles of so-called bottom shelf "gasoline" DOWN our Barkeep's throat while you had 'em strung UPSIDE DOWN!)) rofl


(I know right! That part was funny as hell to me too! Believe me, it wasn't a small feat, I tell you what!)

*walks in and sees a notice with her name on it*

eek mad scream WTF!!! APOLOGIZE?!?!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS!!! BAH!!!

*walks over to the bar and motions for the bartender to come over* rolleyes So, I'm supposed to apologize to you...and the patrons as well... stare

*clears throat and speaks loudly*

ATTENTION PATRONS OF GGB AND BARTENDER:

I, ICY REIGN, HEREBY FORMALLY APOLOGIZES FOR MY "CRUDE" BEHAVIOR YESTERDAY. FOR WHOEVER * rolleyes * WAS "OFFENDED" OR OTHERWISE AFFECTED BY MY ACTIONS, PLEASE ACCEPT MY FULL FLEDGE APOLOGY. stare THANKS.

*walks out of bar, flinching at the bartender and making him duck behind the bar, and laughs while walking out* twisted
Psyzapp generated a random number between 1 and 1000 ... 988!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:18 pm


Icy making a formal apology? eek OMG…Hell has frozen over. *quickly rushes to check on Hell.*

Psyzapp
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:46 pm


*walks in and spots a box sitting on the bar* Hey, those are Karrie's cookies! *peeks in* He must be getting ready for Halloween. *picks one out and orders a drink to go with it*
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