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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:47 am
Granted, but then it turns out that you bought invisible ink.
I wish for a printer which doesn't print to the rhythm of "No Surprises" by Radiohead.. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:54 pm
Granted, now it prints to the rthythm of barney. I wish for you to do my homework and score perfect for the rest of eternity. 3nodding
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Darkaznstargoddess Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:29 pm
Granted, but I keep forgeting to do the homework.
I wish for some risotto
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:18 am
Granted. As soon as the first spoonful reaches your tongue, you discover that it's the worst risotto in the world.
I wish I could momentarily be invulnerable to pain, whenever I choose. smile
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:33 am
Granted, but then you become cursed with astonishing bad luck and always end up getting injured whenever you become invulnerable to pain.
I wish I was a rocket scientist.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:36 am
Granted. You are always able to make rockets that attempt to destroy the universe. Then they are taken to the cursed items museum ninja domokun
I wish for a domo
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:49 am
(as much as I hate too say this...) Granted, but then my ninja army immediately pounces on it and kills it.. like so.. ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja domokun ninja ninja ninja __________ <-- is dead domo
I wish for a biking helmet which squirts water at other riders.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:40 pm
Granted but it squits you too and you crash into a boulder. I wish for traveling money. 3nodding
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Darkaznstargoddess Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:45 pm
Granted, but you get too much travelling money (1 billion dollars! blaugh ), and all the State departments of the world question you about where you got that money from.
I wish that dragons, wizards and Elves were real.
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:36 am
Granted, and then a stray dragon eats you.
I wish for all the albums in the world, ever.
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Darkaznstargoddess Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:34 am
Granted but you run out of room to store them. I wish to cure my insomnia.
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:55 am
Granted, but you get a cold that goes on for years.
I wish for a million dollars.
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:38 am
Granted, but then you get arrested for embezzlement and fraud.
I wish for a bumper sticker.
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:45 am
Granted. Unfortunately every time you bump a thread, you stick to the floor.
I wish for a better laptop.
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:25 pm
Granted, but then you can't figure out how to turn the thing on.
I wish for another 11 A*s next year.
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