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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:33 pm
* Emperor targets the Earth in the realm of Dragon Ball Z, and Goku comes to the Death Star to fight with Vader *
Goku: Your boss destroyed my planet! I must defeat him in an insanely long battle which takes over 30 episodes, then wish my planet back to life with the dragon balls I'll find easily after 20 more episodes of searching.
Vader: No. Your " quest " ends here. * draws lightsaber *
Goku: So be it! Ka...
Vader: ...
Goku: Meh...
Vader: ... ?
Goku: Ha...
Vader: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND DO IT ALREADY!? scream
Goku: Oh gee, thanks a lot for interrupting me. Now I got to start over. Ka...
Vader: You there, stormtrooper!
Goku: Meh...
Stormie: Yes, Lord Vader?
Goku: Ha...
Vader: Kill him.
Goku: Meh...
Stormie: Yes, Lord Vader.
Goku: HA-* blaster shot to the back of the head * - UGH! * dies *
( some time later, Gohan busts in )
Gohan: You killed my dad! You will pay! Ka...
Vader: Not again. gonk
Gohan: Meh...
Stormie: I got it, Lord Vader.
Gohan: Ha- * blaster shot to the back of the head * - UGH! * dies *
( some time later, Goten shows up )
Goten: You killed my older brother! You will pay! Ka...
Vader; Oh for the love of God! * Force chokes Goten to death *
( and again, some time later... )
Trunks: You killed my buddies! You will pay! Ka...
Vader: * snaps, going insane * AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:42 am
The Emperor: I want a sandwich. Muster the Fleet!
Vader: Yes Sir!
Admiral Piett: AAA!
Emperor:I want you to buy me a sandwich with eggs....and ham.
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:47 am
Emperor: Haaaaaaam!! Haaaaaam!!
Vader: You heard him. Get the Ham.
Emperor sad Thinking) So...this is what I have to do to get a sandwich....
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:52 am
Emperor: Where is the Fleet from Snowcone?
Random Flunky:we sent them away, there were too many.
Emperor:6000 ships...less than half of what I expected.
Vader: 6000 ships will not be enough.
Emperor:More will come...After they have seen the new Playboy featuring Darkened Angel! Imperial Strip-trooper! blaugh
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 11:00 am
((cale, you've been watching LOTR parodies, haven't you?))
Leia: You know, han, we should be seeing other people.
Han: What the...
*han feignts*
Leia: What'd you do to him?
Spock: It seemed logical at the time.
Leia: okay....You know, I just adore pointy ears...
*arrow flys out of nowhere, killing spock*
Legolas: My lady, were you in danger?
Leia: Why...
Gimli: *in the distance* That only counts as one!
*rockets fly, kililng gimli and legolas*
Elwood Blues: Isn't that the girl who you dumped at the altar?
Leia: Why! YOU! AHHH!!!
*leia chases after Blues Brothers*
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 11:03 am
Emperor: You there! Do you have it?!
TK-421: What sir?
Emperor: My Sandwich with eggs.....and Ham!
TK-421: uh...no...but theres a shop nearby....
Emperor: Good. I will say no more.
Much Later:
Emperor: Finally, we've reached the Sandwich shop...
Vader! Take the executor around the Port side and bring me my damn sandwich already!
Vader: Sir!
Emperor:Bread shall be sliced....eggs shall be splintered...a ham....and the water is boiling!!!! Haaaaam!!!
All ships of the fleet:Haaaam!!!
Emperor:Haaaaam!!!
Fleet:Haaaaam!!!
Emperor:Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!!!!!-Aaaaaaauuuuuuugh!
(Random and unrelated battle noises)
Emperor:All I ....wanted..... was a sandwich with eggs....and ham....
Vader: NOOOOOOOO!!!! I Broght you your sandwich!!! and Im too late.... fantastic....
((roll end credits))
yeah, Im done now.
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 11:06 am
Nelowulf ((cale, you've been watching LOTR parodies, haven't you?)) ((That and Im bored as hell. so I did a nice and zesty blend of LOTR and SW and sandwiches.))
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 2:13 pm
Vader: And so, somewhere in the galaxy, in the threashold of space, the Dark Lord Sidious made a master battle station, to control all others. And into this Death Star, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. ONE BATTLE STATION TO RULE THEM ALL!!!
Emperor: Only I may do that.
Vader: Yes, master.
(Anyone seen this LOTR parody?)
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 2:16 pm
C-3PO- *giggle* "I farted."
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 4:13 pm
Anakin: woooo pahhhh (Darth Vader breathing)
Obi-Wan: Anakin, cut that out!
Anakin: Woooo pahhhh
Obi-Wan: That's enough, my young padawan.
Anakin: *grumble* You spoil all the fun.
Obi-Wan: It's creepy. You sound like an evil guy in a black suit. Leave me alone!
*Pause. Anakin sneaks up behind him*
Anakin: WOOOOOO PAHHHHH!!!
Obi-Wan: eek AIIIEEEEE!!!!
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 6:56 pm
((Angle inspired this one)
announcer guy: Next time...on Dragon Ball Zeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Goku: You killed my family, now Im going to kill yooouuu...Kaaaa
Vader: ........
Goku: Meeehhhh
Vader: *counting the buttons on his chest*
Goku: Haaaaaaa
Vader: *looks around*
Goku: Mmmeeeeehhhhhh
Vader: *yawn*
Goku: Haa!!!11!!
Vader: *Ingnites lightsaber and deflects blast back to Goku inahilating him*
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 7:13 pm
((Since we're on DBZ...))
The true story behind the empire...
Dragon: What is your wish?
Palpentine: I wish I could be ruler of the Universe!
Dragon: It is done.
Palpentine: .... Thats it?
Dragon: Yup.
Palpentine: Kind of Anti-dramatic, huh?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 7:29 pm
Cale Darksun Emperor: Where is the Fleet from Snowcone? Random Flunky:we sent them away, there were too many. Emperor:6000 ships...less than half of what I expected. Vader: 6000 ships will not be enough. Emperor:More will come...After they have seen the new Playboy featuring Darkened Angel! Imperial Strip-trooper! blaugh THAT'S A LIE! scream * sues Cale for slander * ( Some time later ) Vader: And now for tonight's show, our very own Darkened Angel! DA: * comes on stage * Hey there, boys! Is it just me, or are these suits just too hot? * takes off Stormie suit, revealing a very skimpy bikini-ish version made out of the same material * Stormies: * cheering sounds * Random Stormie: Take it all off, baby! Palpatine: THIS is why I like being emperor. Vader: * breathing sounds * Palpatine: Dammit, Vader! Everything turns you on, sheesh! * stormies rush the stage and a fight breaks out over DA * Vader: Alright, break it up! You guys, go to dentention block 3. DA, you go to the solitary detention cell behind the bridge. DA: That's not a detention cell... That's your bedroom... Vader: I know. Now go there now. That's an order! DA: ... eek
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 7:39 pm
Darkened Angel THAT'S A LIE! scream * sues Cale for slander * well thats not nice! but remember girl, Im an outlaw. you'll have to....catch me first!*speeds away in his fighter.*
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 8:13 pm
(Since I've read so many DBZ's...)
Vegeta: ...
Vader: ...
Vegeta: (Glares) What are you staring at Robotic fool?
Vader: You're feaky hair.
Vegeta: What?! (Powers up just as Vader ignites his lightsaber)
Vader: (With lightning reflexes, slashes at Vegeta, who is powering up his Galactic gun attack)
Goku: (Instant teleports in front of Vegeta) Hey V- (Gets slashed in the head and blown up in the stomach.)
Vader: ...
Vegeta: ...Maybe you're not so bad after all...
Vader: sweatdrop
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