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 Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:37 pm
Order Large: Because Supersize was banned after one guy Frie-Poisoning
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:02 am
Order Medium: Because we're starting to gain too much weight.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:30 am
Order Small- Because they ran out of the larger containers
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:37 am
Order Bureaucracy: Under section 37-B of the contract signed by Emperor Palpatine, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void, if, and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy, " I the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, freedoms, and lightsabers, here and herein contained, etc. etc. " You stole the keys to the Star Destroyer. You bumped into the Executor, which now has to be repaired and repainted, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:25 am
Order 666: Play a vynal backwards and obey its commands.
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:40 am
Order 10-23-2077: Blow up the recently discovered planet, " Earth. "
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:03 pm
Order V-8: Follow the new Imperial Dieting Regimen
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:00 pm
Order 21: When saluting to Master Yoda, do so like he's normal height. We wouldn't want the little b*****d feeling bad.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:26 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:25 pm
"So this is how liberty dies..."
Order #V-3: No matter how Vader and the Emporer adresses you, do not respond with snappy comebacks.
[No seriously, they have the Force and s**t.]
"... with thunderous applause."
Padme Amidala, SW Episode III: RoTS
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:59 am
Order 300- If 300 Spartans can fend off the Persian Army for three days with minimal casualties, imagine what 300 Stormtroops could do.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:41 am
Darkened Angel Order Medium: Because we're starting to gain too much weight. Order Extra Medium: Because we're not entirely sure if it's larger or smaller than a medium.
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 1:48 pm
Order 66b- In the event the Jedi actually aren't trying to take over the galaxy, give them free passes to Disney Land.
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:51 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:47 pm
Order 87 - Just, you know, think about it, man. Just..wooow.
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