Percidere, puer, moneo; futuere, puella;
barbatum furem tertia poena manet.
Femina si furtum faciet mihi virve puerve,
haec cunnum, caput hic praebeat, ille nates.
Per medios ibit pueros mediasque puellas
mentula, barbatis non nisi summa petet.
I warn you, boy, you will be screwed; girl, you will be ********/> a third penalty awaits the bearded thief.
If a woman steals from me, or a man, or a boy,
let the first give me her c**t, the second his head, the third his buttocks.
My d**k will go through the middle of boys and the middle of girls,
but with bearded men it will aim only for the top.
"Your horse shouldn't be so high, it might hurt if you fall off."
Face, meet palm. Palm, this is face. I can see you’re going to be best friends forever, judging by your tight embrace
Why yes it does! I’m racking up a huge charge upon myself utilizing the content on this site. I’m gonna take myself to court when I rack up the nerve to accuse myself for the sexual predator. The amount of times I’ve sexually assaulted myself is quite high so I should be able to get myself locked away for quite a bit of time. =D
Yo dawg, we heard you like to fap when you play eroge so we turned your joystick into a joystick. Now you can work your stick while you work your stick.
Eddie: Ages 14-15 is where you pop 20 boners a day. For no reason, too.
Harry: I hate that so much. I'm sitting there doing a test and BAM. I get a boner from reading about atoms. Wtf?
Eddie: I'd always get it on the bus. Just as you're about to get off. Of the bus, I mean.
Baki: You got off to the bus?
Eddie: I came off the bus.
Orbi: you came on the bus and then got off?
Eddie: I got off the bus that I came on.
Baki: You came on the bus, or in the bus?
Eddie: I came off the bus that I was on. That's usually what you do when you reach your coming destination.
Baki: So upon reaching a destination, you come off on the bus you were just on?
Eddie: I come off it, yes. I need to pull out, or the bus will take me somewhere beyond my peak.
Baki: That'd be a shame to put you past your peak. It's probably wise you pull out, otherwise there may be some unfortunate consequences. It's a good idea to come off it, I suppose. Coming on it isn't that bad, either though, admittedly.
Mentulam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, vehementer te pedicabo.
A have a d**k. Give me all your money or I will violently ******** in the a**.
I like flat chests and I cannnot lie
You other lolicons can't deny
When a itty bitty thing walks in
With nothing on her chest
You go HNNNNGH!
Gather round townsfolk, and I"ll tell the tale
Of lolis and heros, and much epic fail
Of Summoners who change landscapes at will
Of Archers who (oddly) use guns to kill
Of Rune knights who allowed their armor to glow
Of youngling Theifs who refused to grow
Of Chocobos who carry around those asleep
Of Blackbelts who have no armor to keep
Of Ninjas who abandon and go off to grind
Of Traders who keep the merchandise we find
Of Berserkers who rage and go into a fit
Of Monks who haven't started or quit
Of Mimes who just copy all that we do
Of White Mages who heal and follow like glue
Of Dragoons with lances who jump higher than I
Of Dancers (male dancers?) is it so bad they die?
Of Alchemists who keep those items on hand
Of Red Mages casting and surveying the land
Of Vikings being the savages they are
Of Trueblades that will not fight from afar
Of ancient, genius Moogles, sealed in a box
Of sly, useless Bards, with the wits of a fox
And finally of the elder who pointed us where
To find and fight trolls if only we dare
Next time on the smurfs, the smurfette tries to break the world smurf record of consecutive blowjobs
>smurfjobs
lol
I thought it would make it harder to understand <.<
we are on sankakucomplex channels though >.>
uh huh
i wish there was a talk like a smurf day..
that way we can be the smurfingest smurf that we eve SMURFING want to be
lol
I LIKE IT LIKE A SMURF LIKES HIS SMURFINGS
SMURF ME MORE BAY.. SMURF ME HARDER
SMURF ME ALL SMURFING NIGHT LONG
* jaxom[PRO-FAP] smurfed.
oh god that was smurfing wonderful
lol
(14:51:37) mrkris: FATHER
(14:51:42) mrkris: WHERE ART THOU
(14:51:54) mrkris: i have a confession to make
(14:51:59) seocf: yes, my son?
(14:52:14) mrkris: i have scabs on my p***s and am unsure which animal I got them from
(14:53:23) seocf: worry not of these trifling concerns. does not the bible say that when god’s kingdom comes, the child shall lay with the lion? bless you for taking the scripture to heart. you are forgiven.
(14:53:35) mrkris: hahahahahahaha
dude, I just came up with the best idea for a Metal gear solid game!
....
it starts with Snake having to infiltrate a terroist meeting..
I swear to God, if you say "Snake on a plane" at any point during this story, I'll cut you.
..so, what's everyones plans for the weekend?
[17:20] [17:14] i hate how every word has a vowel in it <- Shy gypsy slyly spryly tryst by my crypt.
[17:22] dip n** pip lip tip chip slip rip hip dip whip mip sip yip flip
[17:22] i is a vowel
[17:22] idiot
[17:22] LOL
[17:22] fail
I am going to pawn my computer so i will have enough money for my cable modem
can you guys see what I type?
no, raize
How do I set it up so you can see it?
how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be?
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(not to scale)
what the fu*k is wtf
My real name is Thoma
s
Well hello there, Thoma
s
god damn i just farted HARD on my chair and it felt good
did it lift u off?
yeah good thing i was wearing my seatbelt
i lold
* B|itz sets mode: +b *!*@Rizon-DB8D05FA.hvc.res.rr.com
WUT
WUT
WUT
WUT
I told you to shut up shadowwalker
WUT
WUT
WUT
WUT
WUT
MORE LIKE SHADOWWANKER
INIT
HARHAR
Are you drunk?
* B|itz sets mode: -b *!*@Rizon-DB8D05FA.hvc.res.rr.com
unfortunatly no
mhmm
THREE LITTLE MEN ON A s**t
SHIP
lol
LOLOL
in CG universe, if you're under mistletoe, you must raep the person next to you and impregnate them
Fooly did I mention I once met your gf in CG universe under some mistletoe?
trees can't rape girls
unless...
Sycamore is just jealous
let's ignore him guyz
Trees can't be jealous
It's true
<|CC|> I think there is a lot Hentai left to be seen by you Vegio
they were filming "the evil dead"
like, lord of the rings' ents hentai ?
* Quits: Ghostlyy (Quit: I kill you, you kill me. No, Hinamizawa.)
* Joins: Ghostlyy
Trees also can't have christmas ;_;
not even a waifu ;_;
So ronery ;_;
so the account in this case would be your e-mail address wouldn't it?
I could have chirstmas with you
But first I have to cut you from the forest
iLold
* FoolyDooly was kicked by Beako-sama (Bad word! I hate you!)
* Beako-sama sets mode: +b *!*@Rizon-9C76A0E4.nycmny.fios.verizon.net
You could build a new house around me ;_;?
* Quits: Rikis (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
* Beako-sama sets mode: -b *!*@Rizon-9C76A0E4.nycmny.fios.verizon.net
Wooden house?
You could be my house
I would be constently inside you
Would you rub me at night?
and polish my....
...hardwood surfacing...
* thoafk is now known as tho
ok syc...
Not if there is mold
i think you should stop
lolol
[17:42] I can feel my eyeballs...
[17:42] FFFF
[17:42] I'mill
[17:42] and i have like 4 deadlines
[17:42] FFFFFFFFFFFffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[17:43] * sycamore drinks some c**k
[17:43] fail
[17:43] I'm not even going to correct it
[17:43] coke*...
"Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
GOOD LUCK, b***h.
Well, it rained today, but as a whole it's been warmer than it was last week.
Why does it seem like every time you join this channel, you end up talking about the weather?
Is your life so unimaginably dull that you can't think of any events in your life to describe that might be more interesting than the weather?
Let's think of something for you to talk about other than the weather.
I mean, we barely even know anything about you, other than where you live.
Let's start there. What do you do for a living?
I'm a meteorologist.
* @Lan plays with his privates.
...
<@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers
<@Lan> They are really neat
brad, your mom is fine as s**t
i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls
brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother
******** christ!!! 
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