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problematic briefcase Crew
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 Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 2:39 pm
Cabron LaSwan Shiny Gligar So, today I'm supposed to get kicked out. I'll know in three hours if my mom was serious or not.
If not, I'll be posting here, lolo. Why was I worried?
If so, I'm going to the play crazy and see if I can't stay in a mental hospital or something. Tell them you think you are God and that you are worried your thoughts are hurting people and you don't want to hurt anybody. They will let you stay as long as you like, I know someone who did it.
Don't tell them you are a prophet or you will never get out. xD "Hey, my son was supposed to visit today. Have you seen him?"
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 3:57 pm
ew ew ew ew EW
there is a cockroach looking thing the size of my big toe in my room
EW AND IT HAS WINGS
I wish I could persuade Sean to stop leaving his goddamn window open. A blanket is not a substitute for a screen.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 4:05 pm
Cabron LaSwan ew ew ew ew EW
there is a cockroach looking thing the size of my big toe in my room
EW AND IT HAS WINGS
I wish I could persuade Sean to stop leaving his goddamn window open. A blanket is not a substitute for a screen. D: BURN EVERYTHING
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 4:09 pm
I wonder how well a roleplay mafia would do here. It's like, everyone has their characters, and their characters are given the roles. You pretty much roleplay. Setting would be some kind of room, or house. I don't really know. Like, all our mafias are just us playing the game, you know?
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 4:14 pm
Shiny Gligar I wonder how well a roleplay mafia would do here. It's like, everyone has their characters, and their characters are given the roles. You pretty much roleplay. Setting would be some kind of room, or house. I don't really know. Like, all our mafias are just us playing the game, you know? I think that sounds like fun. A couple of people adopt the mannerisms of the character whose PW sprites they post from time to time, and that's fun, so a Mafia done ENTIRELY like that probably would be too.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 4:17 pm
Shiny Gligar Cabron LaSwan ew ew ew ew EW
there is a cockroach looking thing the size of my big toe in my room
EW AND IT HAS WINGS
I wish I could persuade Sean to stop leaving his goddamn window open. A blanket is not a substitute for a screen. D: BURN EVERYTHING Turns out it was just a junebug; thankfully, they don't even like to be in houses, so they probably wouldn't want to camp out and multiply. I let it outside and apologized for calling it gross and almost letting Dex eat it. (and got made fun of for being nice to a bug. xd OH WELL, not enough people are nice to bugs.)
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 4:25 pm
Cabron LaSwan Shiny Gligar Cabron LaSwan ew ew ew ew EW
there is a cockroach looking thing the size of my big toe in my room
EW AND IT HAS WINGS
I wish I could persuade Sean to stop leaving his goddamn window open. A blanket is not a substitute for a screen. D: BURN EVERYTHING Turns out it was just a junebug; thankfully, they don't even like to be in houses, so they probably wouldn't want to camp out and multiply. I let it outside and apologized for calling it gross and almost letting Dex eat it. (and got made fun of for being nice to a bug. xd OH WELL, not enough people are nice to bugs.) Ahh, okay. Cockroaches are horrible. D: lolo Yeah, no one I know is nice to bugs.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 4:36 pm
Shiny Gligar Cabron LaSwan Shiny Gligar Cabron LaSwan ew ew ew ew EW
there is a cockroach looking thing the size of my big toe in my room
EW AND IT HAS WINGS
I wish I could persuade Sean to stop leaving his goddamn window open. A blanket is not a substitute for a screen. D: BURN EVERYTHING Turns out it was just a junebug; thankfully, they don't even like to be in houses, so they probably wouldn't want to camp out and multiply. I let it outside and apologized for calling it gross and almost letting Dex eat it. (and got made fun of for being nice to a bug. xd OH WELL, not enough people are nice to bugs.) Ahh, okay. Cockroaches are horrible. D: lolo Yeah, no one I know is nice to bugs. I was just going to shut the door and leave it at that, but then I noticed he was on his back and couldn't turn over and his leg was all ******** up and I felt really really bad for him, so I flipped him over and said I was sorry.
And then my sister came to the laundry room and was just like "...who are you talking to?" and I'm like "...a bug." and she's like "...you know they... don't speak english, right?" and I'm like "........yep."
This may or may not have something to do with why I haven't gotten laid in so long. lol
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 5:15 pm
Memphis dry rub ribs from Chili's.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 5:52 pm
The new Firefox has this adorable loading/link bar that runs to the other side of the screen when you try to mouse over it. I have been trying to catch it for the better part of the last five minutes.
firefox I just want to pet you, y u so shy?
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 6:17 pm
I feel much better about how I treated that junebug.
Except I scared him, which led to me accidentally dropping him, which...well, I guess it's his own fault for not flying.
Why am I calling all these junebugs boys? It's not even a very masculine name for a bug.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:33 pm
Cabron LaSwan Medeus Cabron LaSwan Medeus I just had the weirdest experience.... A long time ago I invented some fantasy worlds, like nerdy people do, but one of the Symbols I made survived into the fantasy world I'm cradling now. I just got out of my car, and when I looked up, I saw the clouds shaped like a backwards version of my Symbol, with a glowing Star right where the Dot is. Wtf does it mean!? Applying suspension of disbelief, the simplest conclusion I can offer is that you live in a fantasy world of your own creation and you are both the artist and the gallery of the masterpiece that is your life.
But I'm just a crazy stoner, and that's just a crazy stoner theory. Fun to think about, though, implausibility aside. Suspension of disbelief? o_O' whuuuuuuu-- lol We all knew that though. Yeah. I mean, when was the last time you heard a kid go "Pffshhhh, Santa can't exist. For one, I'm 3 and I can't even fit down our chimney. For two, that would be breaking and entering and he would have been arrested by now. And where the ******** does he get all this money to buy all the kids of the world toys anyway? There are like a billion of us."
They don't. They don't care if it's realistic, they enjoy it because it's pleasant. Maybe that's why kids are so happy. Maybe that's why we all wish we could be kids again from time to time. Oh now I geddit! but wait, what does this have to do with....o_O' Firefox whut!? We get junebugs in here all the time. >_>' Though bugs are not welcome here, I've been more than accommodating. I feel like they should respect me enough to just not ever come in here again!!
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 11:00 pm
I ******** hate parties. I am hungry, but I feel uncomfortable going downstairs because I know I look easy to horny drunks and I can't stand even talking to them long enough to tell them to ******** off because as soon as I open my mouth I choke to death on the cloud of cologne and cigarette smoke.
and they are so LOUD, god, you don't have to yell, the person you are talking to is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. ******** sake. If Mel insists on doing this every night she has off, the least she could do is give the roommates a little advance notice so they can find a place to go if it bothers them.
Oh well, 39 more days. Maybe if I talk to Dad I can get my last month's rent back and cut it down to 9. That'd be nice.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 11:03 pm
Cabron LaSwan I ******** hate parties. I am hungry, but I feel uncomfortable going downstairs because I know I look easy to horny drunks and I can't stand even talking to them long enough to tell them to ******** off because as soon as I open my mouth I choke to death on the cloud of cologne and cigarette smoke.
and they are so LOUD, god, you don't have to yell, the person you are talking to is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. ******** sake. If Mel insists on doing this every night she has off, the least she could do is give the roommates a little advance notice so they can find a place to go if it bothers them.
Oh well, 39 more days. Maybe if I talk to Dad I can get my last month's rent back and cut it down to 9. That'd be nice. Med posted this gem in the Rofflehouse. Maybe you can tell us if it works? Just don't breathe when you open your mouth.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 11:13 pm
Dulnair Cabron LaSwan I ******** hate parties. I am hungry, but I feel uncomfortable going downstairs because I know I look easy to horny drunks and I can't stand even talking to them long enough to tell them to ******** off because as soon as I open my mouth I choke to death on the cloud of cologne and cigarette smoke.
and they are so LOUD, god, you don't have to yell, the person you are talking to is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. ******** sake. If Mel insists on doing this every night she has off, the least she could do is give the roommates a little advance notice so they can find a place to go if it bothers them.
Oh well, 39 more days. Maybe if I talk to Dad I can get my last month's rent back and cut it down to 9. That'd be nice. Med posted this gem in the Rofflehouse. Maybe you can tell us if it works? Just don't breathe when you open your mouth. AHAHAHAH BEST THING EVER
I am the queen of ******** up faces as well.
I want to go try this right now, but I'm afraid I'll crack up. rofl rofl rofl OH WELL, gotta practice your poker face somehow!
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