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 Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:57 pm
*Cloud is going to bed, his pillow is shaped like Cait Sith*
Cloud: WTF...Why is my pillow shaped like Cait Sith? confused
*He lays down on it*
Cloud: Too comfy to be him. whee *Fluffs and rubs the pillow*
Cait Sith: Psst...! Hey...! Cloud...!
Cloud: eek
Cait Sith: Do NOT move an inch...Okay...? whee
Cloud: Yeah...Why? confused
Cait Sith: Keep fluffing your pillow...!
Cloud: confused *Starts fluffing it again*
Cait Sith: Ah...Ye----ah...That's nice... 4laugh
Cloud: eek
Cait Sith: Will you also--
Cloud: GET OUT! scream *Throws the pillow at the wall*
Cait Sith: *Revealed as the pillowcase opens up* Whatever, it doesn't matter. At least now I feel human! xd
Cloud: xp I am NEVER...Giving you another job again... gonk
Cait Sith: I'd like one, I'm unemployed, remember?
Sephiroth: *Comes in* Where is my room?
Cloud: ... stare I'm not a bed and breakfast dipsh*t, get outta my house! scream
Sephiroth: Not breakfast, bed and dinner, remember?
Cloud: Who is the lousy, stupid a** who decided to make a bed and dinner? xp
Sephiroth: YOU! Remember? surprised
Cloud: stare
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:10 pm
Aerith: This guy is sick.
(...I heart her, I do.)
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:22 pm
(Note: I got this joke from watching some weird pictures on DeviantArt... I still don't see why some people like to draw animanga women, and videogame women as obscenely, and inhumanly obese. What's more is that they get humungous page views!)
Aeris: "How long have you and Cloud been apart?"
Tifa: "The guy says he wants some time alone, I said I'd give it to him. So, we've been apart for 3 monthes now."
Aeris: "Damn, I know he may have appeared on 'Guys Gone Wild,' but do you think that he should get this punishment?"
Tifa: "Dirty b*****d, not only did he cheat on me, he cheated on me with Sephiroth! And Vincent, and Barret, and Cid, and Tseng, and Rude, and even Reno!"
Aeris: "Woah... Okay, but you should lay off the comfort foods..."
Tifa: "What are you saying?"
Aeris: "I'm saying, you're getting fat! I think you've gained at least 75 pounds in the last three monthes!"
Tifa: "I have not! I just have a slow metabolism!"
Yuffie: "Dude, seriously, you have got to go running with me and Vinny-kun, you are becoming fatter than Fat b*****d in Austin Powers!"
Tifa: "Shu... Shut up!"
Aeris: "Or at least get lypo, I'm usually against that evil crap, but I think your heart might stop if you get any bigger."
Tifa: "..."
Cloud: *walks in in a dress* "Hey Tifa, my brother Cloud wanted to... Tifa! What the hell happened to you!"
Tifa: "That's it!" *tries to hit him, but gets tired after one punch*
Cloud: "I really love you, but even I have standards man! You are coming with me to get some lypo lady!"
Tifa: *thinking* "Maybe they're right, even Cloud looks like a prettier lady than me... Hmm, that dress really good on him..."
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:05 pm
Sephiroth:*In Clouds mind*"Cloud! You cannot stop me from becoming.....Oh screw it." *Grabs Cloud and starts making out with him*
Cloud eek .... xp ...... redface ..... heart heart heart "Oh Sephiroth! Go! Go! Go!!!!" *Cloud gets a b*****b from Sephiroth.*
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:15 pm
*ahem* That may be breaking the ToS, I dunno... Seems over PG-13ish to me...
Yuffie: "So, omigod! I saw a moogle the other day, and I swear to god that it..."
Aeris: "What was that?"
Yuffie: "What was what?"
Aeris: "That, you hear it? It's faint, but if you don't move and listen very quietly, you'll hear it..."
Yuffie: *puts her hands on the sides of her ears to try and hear it*
Aeris: *walks away quietly* *thinking* 'Heh, that ought to keep that gidiot busy for a couple of hours.'
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:29 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:33 am
*Cloud gets on an online Chat Site*
Cloudisme64: Hey everyone!
Yuffieknowzimhere: Hello Cloudisme64
Cloudisme64: ZOMG! Woah! Are you Yuffie?!
Yuffieknowzimhere: No... That's just my sign-on... Why'd you ask?
Cloudisme64: Becauze Liek... Yuffie is my Goddess!! O_O
Yuffieknowzimhere: O_O.. Wait.. has she been cheating on me with you?
Cloudisme64: Huh? Why would she be cheating on you if she's dating me?
Yuffieknowzimhere: So you're admitting that you're going out with Yuffie?! O_O
Cloudisme64: Ya... why?
Iknowyuffieisme128: Hey all my lovely friends! <3<3<3
Cloudisme64: Hello Iknow...
Iknowyuffieisme128: Yo, Cloud. You might wanna look out behind you. razz
Cloud: *turns around and sees Vincent holding a butcher knife* O_O Liek.. ZOMG!
Vincent: ......... You're making Yuffie cheat on me....... *bursts into tears on the floor*
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:51 pm
Yuffie: "Hey, will you guys help me cook?"
Vincent: "Yeah, sure, I'd love to help."
Reno: "Nah, s'okay, I'll help."
Vincent: "No, I will."
Reno: "Seriously, I..."
Tifa: "Hey, you both help, you I will!"
Both: *run in trying to get in first*
Barret: "Damn, b***h got game..."
Elena: "What the hell are you guys talking about."
Tifa: "Oh, you might know..."
Elena: "Huh?"
~1 hour later~
Elena: *wakes up in the middle of the night* "Holy sh*t! Both Reno and Vincent like Yuffie!"
Cloud: "Shut the f*ck up lady! People are trying to sleep!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:23 pm
Cloud: Holy crap this sword is heavy. Maybe I should trade it in for a nice compact dagger or something.
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:23 pm
Vincent: *sings*
I want to marry a lighthouse keeper
And keep him company.
I want to marry a lighthouse keeper
And live by the side of the sea.
I'll polish his lamp by the light of day
So ships at night can find their way.
I want to marry a lighthouse keeper
Won't that be okay!
We'll take walks along the moonlight bay
Maybe find a treasure too.
I'd love living in a light house,
HOW 'BOUT YOU?
Cid: *sings* The dream of living in a lighthouse baby, every single day.
The dream of living in a lighthouse,
the white one by the bay.
So if you want to make my dreams come true,
You'll be a lighthouse keeper too.
We could live in a lighthouse
The white one by the bay,hey hey.
Won't that be okay.
Yada tada ta ta ta.
*Vincent and Cid start to make out*
Cloud: *walks in on Vincent and Cid* eek ...*Faints from shock*
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:22 pm
Deaths Apprentice *Cloud gets on an online Chat Site* Cloudisme64: Hey everyone! Yuffieknowzimhere: Hello Cloudisme64 Cloudisme64: ZOMG! Woah! Are you Yuffie?! Yuffieknowzimhere: No... That's just my sign-on... Why'd you ask? Cloudisme64: Becauze Liek... Yuffie is my Goddess!! O_O Yuffieknowzimhere: O_O.. Wait.. has she been cheating on me with you? Cloudisme64: Huh? Why would she be cheating on you if she's dating me? Yuffieknowzimhere: So you're admitting that you're going out with Yuffie?! O_O Cloudisme64: Ya... why? Iknowyuffieisme128: Hey all my lovely friends! <3<3<3 Cloudisme64: Hello Iknow... Iknowyuffieisme128: Yo, Cloud. You might wanna look out behind you. razz Cloud: *turns around and sees Vincent holding a butcher knife* O_O Liek.. ZOMG! Vincent: ......... You're making Yuffie cheat on me....... *bursts into tears on the floor* LMAO!!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:42 pm
Sephiroth: *Setting in a directors chair with a hat and a rolled up stack of papers. Yells throught the rolled up papers* OK EVERYONE! Cue in 3..2..1..~thumbs up~
*Music begins to play...Cloud and Everyone Begin to Sing*
~Est-uans Interius
~I-ra Ve-hemen-ti
~Est-uans Interius
~I-ra Ve-hemen-ti
SE-PHI-ROTH....SE-PHI-ROTH
~Est-uans Interius
~I-ra Ve-hemen-ti
~Est-uans Interius
~I-ra Ve-hemen-ti
SE-PHI-ROTH....SE-PHI-ROTH
~Sors Immanis
~Et Inanis
~Sors Immanis
~Et Inanis
SE-PHI-ROTH....SE-PHI-ROTH
~Veni, Veni, Venias
~Ne Me Mori Facias
~Veni, Veni, Venias (Tifa, Aries, Yuffie, and Barret Harmonise)
~Ne Me Mori Facias (Tifa, Aries, Yuffie, and Barret Harmonise)
SE-PHI-ROTH....SE-PHI-ROTH
*End*
Sephiroth: CUT!!! THAT WAS PERFECT!!! SO BEAUTIFUL!!! *takes out Recored finished work and hugs it*
Cloud: 4laugh Ok Sephiroth we made you an evil song that suits you, now like you promised! mrgreen You said you'd help us make our own songs for each one of us! *Turns to everyone and they all scream YAY*
Sephiroth: *Full Sprinted away when they were YAYing* 4laugh MOVIES AND GAMES HERE I COME!!! *gone*
Yuffie: cry Yuffie no songy song?
Cloud: cry No Yuffie...~sniff~...no songy song...
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:06 pm
cloud: hey evry one i have to tell every one something...i'm gay
everyone:......
Barret: ... me too
tifa: man now who i'm i goin marrey?
Aries: i get red!
cid: dont look at me i got i wife
Tifa: damn.....
cloud: Barret will you marry me?
Barret: ok
Tifa: ******** you all i'll marry Sephiroth.
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