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 Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:08 am
Sephiroth: Join me, Cloud, if you want true power.
Cloud: I'll never join you! You burnt down Nibelheim!
Sephiroth: No, Cloud...I am Nibelheim
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....wait...what? That doesn't even make sense.
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:09 am
Dueoh Helsite Cloud: *Waking up getting out of bed* ~Yaaawwwn~ *smacks mouth and scratches butt as he walks to the bathroom and steps in the shower* Mmmm *yawns and feels on empty soap tray looking for the soap* Hm? Where's the soap? I know I--*turns around and One Winged Angel Music Sounds as Sephiroth stands there with the soap in hand looking at Cloud evily* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: eek WHAT THE HELL!? scream NO! Go away! Can't you see I'm busy? I dont feel like fighting right now! Sephiroth: cry *Walks away with a frown* Cloud: *Walks into the kitchen and sets down at the table with his pancakes*...Aw great I forgot my fork. *A sword stands into his pancakes and through the plate and points to Cloud* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: DAMNIT, IT'S 9 AM! NO!!! Sephiroth: cry *walks away with a frown* Cloud: *Later in the bathroom taking a dump. Reaches and touches an empty toilet paper roll* What? sad aww man... *toilet paper stabbed with a sword aims at Cloud* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: scream DO YOU MIND!!?? Sephiroth: cry *leaves* Cloud: *Gets on his motor cycle...looks behind him* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Sephiroth: *Setting on bike, arms around Cloud and a helmet on* Cloud: stressed Grrr Cloud: *Buys new armor and tries it on in the dressing room* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: stare Cloud: *About to kiss Tifa* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: gonk Cloud: *Lays down about to go to sleep* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: scream I'VE KILLED YOU LIKE 7 TIMES ALREADY! WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!? Sephiroth: cry I have no where else to go...
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:35 am
Cloud begins teaching in an all girls boarding school where the FF Girls are all students.
Cloud: Yes, I'm the new teacher here...
*Yuffie, Aeris, and Tifa start fighting*
Cloud: Hey stop fighting! *gets smacked and flys across the room into a wall*
@_@
Rydia: Cloud, are you okay? o-o; sweatdrop
Cloud: I'm the teacher... >_< I have to stop it! *jumps up and starts running at the mass of fighting girls and gets hit and flys right back* gonk
Rydia: O_O ... Umm...
*Vincent walks in and picks up the fighting girls by their hands*
Vincent: Stop fighting. I don't want any of my previous students getting hurt on Cloud's first day teaching.
Cloud: *gets dreamy eyed at Vincent*
*all the other girls starts getting dreamy eyed at Vincent*
Aeris: Vincent!... I... I.. I li---*gets interrupted by Tifa.. again*
Tifa: Middle-aged man lover!
*Aeris and Tifa start fighting again*
The Class: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Cloud: gonk .... stare *sneezes*
Aeris: *skirt gets ripped up randomly then turns around to face Cloud* I'm going to kill you!!! scream
Cloud: *runs away screaming for his life* crying scream crying domokun
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:26 am
Sephiroth:
"Hahaha u n00bs, i pnw all of u. I am Sephiroth teh l33t."
Cloud:
"Can you understand anything he's saying?"
Vincent:
"Nope, couldn't make out a work."
Cloud:
"Yeah I've pretty much given up on this now, damn n00b programmers.
Vincent:
"It hasn't been the same since they got chatrooms during breaks."
Cloud: *stares blankly into space*
"Ok now I'm getting bored, let's go annoy Tifa."
Vincent:
"I am so there!"
*walks off*
Sephiroth:
"...I'm so alone!" gonk
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:35 am
*During the AC warm ups*
Cait Sith: How is my voice?
Cloud: Why is it that in almost each of this guy's bloopers YOUR the first one to talk? stare
Cait Sith: Uh...I dunno. confused He must like me! heart Anyways, my voice?
Vincent: Horrible. stare
Cait Sith: What!? sad
Cid: *Craps on him*
Cait Sith: What was that for!? crying
Cid: It'll help your cause! xd
Aeris: Quit being so mean to him! stressed
Seph: SHUDDAP! stressed *Stabs Aeris and she dies*
*A big rock comes crashing down on everyone*
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:43 pm
Blasphemize Dueoh Helsite Cloud: *Waking up getting out of bed* ~Yaaawwwn~ *smacks mouth and scratches butt as he walks to the bathroom and steps in the shower* Mmmm *yawns and feels on empty soap tray looking for the soap* Hm? Where's the soap? I know I--*turns around and One Winged Angel Music Sounds as Sephiroth stands there with the soap in hand looking at Cloud evily* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: eek WHAT THE HELL!? scream NO! Go away! Can't you see I'm busy? I dont feel like fighting right now! Sephiroth: cry *Walks away with a frown* Cloud: *Walks into the kitchen and sets down at the table with his pancakes*...Aw great I forgot my fork. *A sword stands into his pancakes and through the plate and points to Cloud* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: DAMNIT, IT'S 9 AM! NO!!! Sephiroth: cry *walks away with a frown* Cloud: *Later in the bathroom taking a dump. Reaches and touches an empty toilet paper roll* What? sad aww man... *toilet paper stabbed with a sword aims at Cloud* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: scream DO YOU MIND!!?? Sephiroth: cry *leaves* Cloud: *Gets on his motor cycle...looks behind him* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Sephiroth: *Setting on bike, arms around Cloud and a helmet on* Cloud: stressed Grrr Cloud: *Buys new armor and tries it on in the dressing room* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: stare Cloud: *About to kiss Tifa* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: gonk Cloud: *Lays down about to go to sleep* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: scream I'VE KILLED YOU LIKE 7 TIMES ALREADY! WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!? Sephiroth: cry I have no where else to go... LOL!!! My sides hurt now because of that!
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:52 pm
Daimond WEAPON: *prepairing to attack Midgar*
Cid: ATTACK THE !^#%#^! !!!
Diamond: Oh screw it. Whats the point when Meteor is going to do it anyway? *Waves hand* You can have your city. I just want to get back to Emerald now. *Walks away*
All: WTF??? eek
...............................
I know. Its crap.
...............................
Red XIII: Oh no, Holy is having the opposet effect....I mean, yay! Holy is having the opposet effect!
Sephiroth: *nods hapily*
Aries' Ghost: Damn it. I died to call the damn thing and now it's not working?! *pulls up sleves and maeches towards Meteor* *Calls back Holy and comes back alive* God-damned planet...Sephi, lets go.Don't think I've forgotten your promise!
Sephiroth: Cloud, please kill me.
Cloud: *looks at Aries* Sorry. Aries has control over me now.
Red XIII: *doing dance celebrating Holy not working*
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:04 pm
Cloud- Now is the Hour of your Discontent!
Sephiroth- No Cloud you cant kill me!
Cloud- Oh and why not?!
Sephiroth- Because Cloud *deep breath- deep exhale* I am your father!
DUM DUM DUM!!!!
Cloud- Uh no your not...
Sephiroth- Er... right then well I'm your Uncle's brother's Cousin's Nephew's Roommate.
Cloud- And what does that make you to me?
Sephiroth- Absolutely Nothing! *Pulls out sword* Shall we?
Cloud- Aw hell why not?
*long battle scene insues*
Cloud with clothing ripped and bleeding- Damn and I thought I was the bad a**...
Sephiroth with cloths bleeding and skin ripped- This is taking to damn long. *hits Cloud with an instant Limit Break* *ahem* Think you can kill me now oh lowly one?
Cloud- Might as well see! *Uses limit*
Sephiroth- Oh woe is me! I have been De-feat-ed! Now my spell will fail! Noooooo....
Director- CUT! Print! That was great you guys yall deserve a cookie!
Sephiroth and Cloud together- YEAH COOKIES!!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:41 pm
Vincent: *walks in all wobbly* "Whassup ebrybody! Binvent is in de house!"
Yuffie: "Dude, the hell's wrong with you?"
Vincent: "Hahaahaha! Drank dis here beer, thought it was water... Guess not!" *grabs Yuffie and squeezes her* "Aw, I love you more than Hello Kitty and Moogles cobineded-ed!"
Yuffie: "Somebody fricking help me!"
Vincent: *lets go of her and walks up to Cloud* "Oh, Cloud, pare, pare.... Dude, Tifa's cheating on you with me!"
Cloud: "What? Is this true?"
Tifa: "No way! I'm not cheating on you with Vincent, I only cheat on you with other women! Like Aeris and Yuffie when we go on girl's night out."
Cloud: "Oh... Wha?"
Vincent: "Oh-kay, maybe that was a lie... But I gotta tell you the biggest secret in the world!" *comes up close to Cloud* *starts to whisper* "Tifa, she's got some big a** boobs, but Yuffie's are bigger..."
Cloud: "Hell you talking about? Yuffie's are hella small when compared to Tifa!"
Tifa: "Hello?"
Yuffie: "We're right here!"
Vincent: "Yeah, yeah, whatever... Well, Yuffie ties up her breasts so they look all small, but they're freaking bigger than my head, man!"
Yuffie: "Shut up!" *beats Vincent down with a stick* "Heheh, he's drunk, don't listen to him..." 'That's supposed to be our biggest secret! Damn, am I gonna beat the crap out of him some more when we get home!'
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:20 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:40 pm
Cloud: Who's Your Daddy Sephiroth Who's Your Daddy!
Sephiroth: U are Cloud u are! Sorry daddy I'll never mess whit u again!
*cries like a baby*
Cloud: Yeah! Thats what I thought....but I will kill u anyways ur a loser, right?
Sephiroth: Yeah daddy I am ur loser but plz don't kill me *begs for mercy*
Cloud: It's Ok...u can go home now
Sephiroth: Thank you Daddy! *starts to walk home*
Cloud: *Slashes him on the back* Never turn ur back on me SON
*Spits him on the face*
Credits
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:04 pm
Arcadous Blasphemize Dueoh Helsite Cloud: *Waking up getting out of bed* ~Yaaawwwn~ *smacks mouth and scratches butt as he walks to the bathroom and steps in the shower* Mmmm *yawns and feels on empty soap tray looking for the soap* Hm? Where's the soap? I know I--*turns around and One Winged Angel Music Sounds as Sephiroth stands there with the soap in hand looking at Cloud evily* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: eek WHAT THE HELL!? scream NO! Go away! Can't you see I'm busy? I dont feel like fighting right now! Sephiroth: cry *Walks away with a frown* Cloud: *Walks into the kitchen and sets down at the table with his pancakes*...Aw great I forgot my fork. *A sword stands into his pancakes and through the plate and points to Cloud* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: DAMNIT, IT'S 9 AM! NO!!! Sephiroth: cry *walks away with a frown* Cloud: *Later in the bathroom taking a dump. Reaches and touches an empty toilet paper roll* What? sad aww man... *toilet paper stabbed with a sword aims at Cloud* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: scream DO YOU MIND!!?? Sephiroth: cry *leaves* Cloud: *Gets on his motor cycle...looks behind him* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Sephiroth: *Setting on bike, arms around Cloud and a helmet on* Cloud: stressed Grrr Cloud: *Buys new armor and tries it on in the dressing room* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: stare Cloud: *About to kiss Tifa* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: gonk Cloud: *Lays down about to go to sleep* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: scream I'VE KILLED YOU LIKE 7 TIMES ALREADY! WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!? Sephiroth: cry I have no where else to go... LOL!!! My sides hurt now because of that! Mon Dieu...I fell outta the chair!!! xd rofl
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:37 pm
Sand_Dragon91 Arcadous Blasphemize Dueoh Helsite Cloud: *Waking up getting out of bed* ~Yaaawwwn~ *smacks mouth and scratches butt as he walks to the bathroom and steps in the shower* Mmmm *yawns and feels on empty soap tray looking for the soap* Hm? Where's the soap? I know I--*turns around and One Winged Angel Music Sounds as Sephiroth stands there with the soap in hand looking at Cloud evily* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: eek WHAT THE HELL!? scream NO! Go away! Can't you see I'm busy? I dont feel like fighting right now! Sephiroth: cry *Walks away with a frown* Cloud: *Walks into the kitchen and sets down at the table with his pancakes*...Aw great I forgot my fork. *A sword stands into his pancakes and through the plate and points to Cloud* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: DAMNIT, IT'S 9 AM! NO!!! Sephiroth: cry *walks away with a frown* Cloud: *Later in the bathroom taking a dump. Reaches and touches an empty toilet paper roll* What? sad aww man... *toilet paper stabbed with a sword aims at Cloud* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: scream DO YOU MIND!!?? Sephiroth: cry *leaves* Cloud: *Gets on his motor cycle...looks behind him* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Sephiroth: *Setting on bike, arms around Cloud and a helmet on* Cloud: stressed Grrr Cloud: *Buys new armor and tries it on in the dressing room* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: stare Cloud: *About to kiss Tifa* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: gonk Cloud: *Lays down about to go to sleep* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: scream I'VE KILLED YOU LIKE 7 TIMES ALREADY! WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!? Sephiroth: cry I have no where else to go... LOL!!! My sides hurt now because of that! Mon Dieu...I fell outta the chair!!! xd rofl I fell out and was gasping for breath after that and somethign on a final fantasy fourm I belong to.
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:50 pm
Veji-kun Cloud (watching the Matrix) - What the hell? who cast SLOW on the film?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:33 pm
Hethander Cloud- Now is the Hour of your Discontent! Sephiroth- No Cloud you cant kill me! Cloud- Oh and why not?! Sephiroth- Because Cloud *deep breath- deep exhale* I am your father! DUM DUM DUM!!!!Cloud- Uh no your not... Sephiroth- Er... right then well I'm your Uncle's brother's Cousin's Nephew's Roommate. Cloud- And what does that make you to me? Sephiroth- Absolutely Nothing! *Pulls out sword* Shall we? Cloud- Aw hell why not? *long battle scene insues* Cloud with clothing ripped and bleeding- Damn and I thought I was the bad a**... Sephiroth with cloths bleeding and skin ripped- This is taking to damn long. *hits Cloud with an instant Limit Break* *ahem* Think you can kill me now oh lowly one? Cloud- Might as well see! *Uses limit* Sephiroth- Oh woe is me! I have been De-feat-ed! Now my spell will fail! Noooooo.... Director- CUT! Print! That was great you guys yall deserve a cookie! Sephiroth and Cloud together- YEAH COOKIES!!! im dying of laughter!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl
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