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 Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:16 pm
guardianviper Red XIII: "Why, yes, Cloud, this warpaint I'm wearing HAS been tested on animals!"
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:37 am
Cloud: *Waking up getting out of bed* ~Yaaawwwn~ *smacks mouth and scratches butt as he walks to the bathroom and steps in the shower* Mmmm *yawns and feels on empty soap tray looking for the soap* Hm? Where's the soap? I know I--*turns around and One Winged Angel Music Sounds as Sephiroth stands there with the soap in hand looking at Cloud evily*
SE-PHI-ROTH!!!
Cloud: eek WHAT THE HELL!? scream NO! Go away! Can't you see I'm busy? I dont feel like fighting right now!
Sephiroth: cry *Walks away with a frown*
Cloud: *Walks into the kitchen and sets down at the table with his pancakes*...Aw great I forgot my fork. *A sword stands into his pancakes and through the plate and points to Cloud*
SE-PHI-ROTH!!!
Cloud: DAMNIT, IT'S 9 AM! NO!!!
Sephiroth: cry *walks away with a frown*
Cloud: *Later in the bathroom taking a dump. Reaches and touches an empty toilet paper roll* What? sad aww man... *toilet paper stabbed with a sword aims at Cloud*
SE-PHI-ROTH!!!
Cloud: scream DO YOU MIND!!??
Sephiroth: cry *leaves*
Cloud: *Gets on his motor cycle...looks behind him*
SE-PHI-ROTH!!!
Sephiroth: *Setting on bike, arms around Cloud and a helmet on*
Cloud: stressed Grrr
Cloud: *Buys new armor and tries it on in the dressing room*
SE-PHI-ROTH!!!
Cloud: stare
Cloud: *About to kiss Tifa*
SE-PHI-ROTH!!!
Cloud: gonk
Cloud: *Lays down about to go to sleep*
SE-PHI-ROTH!!!
Cloud: scream I'VE KILLED YOU LIKE 7 TIMES ALREADY! WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!?
Sephiroth: cry I have no where else to go...
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:38 am
Rufus Shinra: Blame Se-phi-roth Blame spe-phi-roth (goes into blame canada-esque singsong like in south park b,l,auc)
Rst of Midgar: BLAME SE-PHI-ROTH!
sephiroth: thats funny. BLAME SE-PHI-ROTH, BLAME SE-PHI-ROTH!
Cloud and gang: rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:43 am
Sephiroth to cloud-Im tired of fighting buddy, Lets just have a hug and do some male bonding over a couple of beers- Cloud- ok sephiroth,its cool, and that whole thing with aeris, dont worry about im over it already. lol lol
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:43 pm
Edge22 *a few minutes after the ending of FFVII* The party is at a smoldering crater valley filled with wreckage and ruin.Vincent: Well Cid they blew it up, its all gone, damn them Damn them to hell!!!, DAMN THEM THOSE STUPID DIRTY APES!!!! Cid: Hey man calm down we don't know the whole world is like this and who do you mean by they? Vincent: The whole world is like this face it the age of man is over. Cid: Okay how about we explore more than 2 sq. miles before we jump to conclusions. Vincent: I bet it was super nukes that set off and caused the fail safe switch to fail and the explosion killed half the population of the world and released a bacteria that killed everbody and caused the corpses to come to life to feast on human and chocobo flesh. and a hand full fo gritty survivors were fighting of the zombies with there swords, wits, and their knowledge of terrain and chocobos. Everything was looking fine, then the meteor hit. Cid: 3 things 1. I think you just quoted every crappy acpoclypse movie 2. wtf are you talking about that didn't happen we saw what happened, it was a big green explosion. and 3. if that did happen where are the zombies. Vincent: the meteor killed them Cid:then what about the bacteria that made them zombies, why haven't we been infected? Vincent: It was wiped by alien bacteria on a massive bacteria on bacteria plauge very ironic. Cid:then shouldn't the alien bacteria kill us? Vincent: No it only affects other bacteria. Yuffie: is that all you ever do is talk? Cid: we don't get paid enough to do anything else Yuffie: you don't get paid at all Vincent: yea we do Square sends our checks in the mail every month Yuffie: how come i don't get paid Cid: thats cause you don't have a mail box. Garret: Hey get your asses over here Cloud: what is it? Cait Sith: Look what I found Tifa: Hey I found it Cait Sith: Look what I took credit for finding Vincent: It looks like an alien transporting mecha..... Yuffie: Or its a train Vincent: You have no imagination Garret: well me and Cid could probly get this thing running but it might take a while. Yuffie: how we have no parts or tool and what are we gonna use for fuel? Garret: Vincents right you don't have any imagination. Cloud: If we fix this thing we can use it to find Aerith Cid: face it son she's dead Cloud: its only been 5 hours she could be hurt somewhere Cid: Maybe this will cheer you up. When that green explosion happened it killed Aerith and all of our enemy's Cloud: yea thats real helpful Tifa: wasn't she stabbed like 3 weeks ago? Vincent: yea so what she makes cameos everywhere even though she is dead and so does Cloud. Tifa: hey I'm more sexier than Aerith why does she get to be in Kingdom hearts Garret: hey quit your bitchen we gotta fix this thing and find other survivors Cloud: Do you think Sephiroth survived? Cid: now what did I just say about the killing all of our enemy's *at some beach* Sephiroth: I rise again MWHAHAHA. Now i shall make an oblivion like no other oblivion which there is no preperation MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OBLIVION IS AT HAND!!!!!!!! oh wait it's time for my favorite show Rapping Moogles. why does everyone make cheap remakes of red vs blue? while your at it... *Sephiroth laying on the ground surrounded by moogles*"i'm being abused! Tifa: omg i wish i was sexy and had big breasts!
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:29 pm
Cid: *watching soap opera on TV*
Barret: "What are you watching if you don't mind me asking?"
Cid: "Oh, Shera said I have to get in touch with my feminine side. So, I'm watching these videos she got from some guy, R-Jhay or something..."
Yuffie: "Vincent, are you okay?"
Vincent: "It was, Sephiorth..."
Yuffie: "Sephiroth! How could he have survived Cloud?"
Vincent: "He's already taken out Cait, Barret, Cid, Red, and even Tifa... With Aeris by his side, he can do anything..." *cough cough*
Yuffie: "Why... Why did he do this!"
Vincent: "I don't know why, but, I want you to run, I want you to run far away from here..."
Yuffie: "No, I won't leave you god dammit! Cloud told us to run, and look what happened!"
Vincent: "Yeah, but it seems Aeris was killed, and I was able to injure Sephiroth. If you run, you might be able to..."
Yuffie: "I already told you! I'm not running, I'm not going..." *breaks down and lies on his chest*
Vincent: "..."
Yuffie: "If you are going to die, promise me one thing... Don't you dare cheat on me with Lucrecia when you're in the lifestream..."
Vincent: "Heh, joker to the end, eh? I love you, Yuffie..."
Yuffie: "Vincent, I love you, too..."
Vincent: "...." *dies*
Yuffie: "Vincent..."
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(Back in the real workld)
Barret: "God, damn... This movie sucks! Come on Cid, let's... Dude, are you crying?"
Cid: "Yeah.... What's it to you you stupid b*****d! My chracter was killed off! What the hell is that!"
Aeris: "Hell you bitching about? Damn Jhay-R made me the villain! Everyone knows I'm the cute, innocent girl that'd never do that!"
Sephiroth: "I, have to disagree with you there... You're not too 'innocent' anymore.... You are one sadomasochistic girl, you know that?"
Tifa: "Wait, didn't we take him out?"
Cloud: "I wonder where he is..."
Jhay-R: "I shall never be taken out!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:48 pm
Sephiroth: Cloud!!!! Oh Cloud!!!!!!
Cloud: What?
Sephiroth: I swear to god it's this (---------------------------------------------------------------------------------) big.
Cloud: Dude, what?
Sephiroth: I swear to god it's this (---------------------------------------------------------------------------------) big.
Cloud: Idiot! *b***h slaps* evil *leaves*
Sephiroth: But Cloud... My sword is this (--------------------------------------------------------------------------------) big.
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:10 pm
lol This is great! I'll add something later! Gotta go to work!
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:47 pm
Rufus: Noooo daddy died! guess i'll have to take on the familly business, I'll run it with... *puts on sunglasses, makes a peace sign* LOVE AND PEACE!!!!!!
Sephiroth: ooowwwww i have a booo boooooo!!!! *gets in the phetal position and sucks thumb*
Tifa: aw god, i've got to stop storeing the watermelons in my shirt.. phew..
Cloud: What do you mean i'm fake! your lieing
Sephiroth: nuh uh
Cloud: uh huh!
*goes on for hours*
Cloud: god, fine, i give up sephiroth, you win!
Aeris: I HATE THE COLOR PINK *looks at Cloud* AND I HATE YOU!
Cid: Don't worry, I'll make the tea myself!
Yuffie: I hate the sound of my own voice..
Berret: marleane's still aliv.... I mean she's dead.. go ahead and kill urself... *shifty eyes*
Vincent: I'm going to the beach to get a tan!! be back in a few!!
Cait seth: OMG I acctually told the future this time!! It worked!!!
Red XIII: do you think this hairpin matches my fur?
Cloud: totally girlfriend!
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:00 pm
Cloud: We're all gonna die!!!
Tifa: Cloud... What's wrong?
Cloud: It's.. It's horrible!!!!
Cid: What the @#$@%@$ did Sephiroth do now?
Cloud: It isn't Sephiroth... It's... Horrible...
Barret: Tell us already foo'!!
Cloud: It's... It's... I...
Red XIII: Cloud... If you don't tell us now I swear to Aeris I'm going to stick my tail up your butt and rape you
Cloud: *speechless*
Yuffie: Tell us!!!
Cloud: *faints*
Cait Sith: Ah crap...
*Vincent walks in*
Tifa: Hey Vincent, do you know what happened to Cloud?
Vincent: What? Oh yeah... The company Cloud buys his hair gel from went bankrupt and closed
Everyone: What!?!?!?!?
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:54 pm
Cloud: *Working at Burger King* $10.25 please pull around. stare
Tifa: *Pulls around in her car* HEY, Cloud what's up!? surprised Having fun?
Cloud: What are you doing here? stare
Tifa: I'm just chillin with Cait Sith and a few of my ghetto friends! cool
Cloud: stare
Tifa's friend Nadine: Hey yo Cloud, wuzzup wit ya?
Cloud: I'm scarred for life, help... stare xp
Cait Sith: GIMMIE MY FRIGGIN MILKSHAKE I'M FRIGGIN THIRSTY HERE! gonk
Tifa: *Turns on T.I and bops to it with her friends* Gimmie ma foo *****! cool
Cloud: OMFG xp
Nadine: Hey man, hand over ma fra, I'm starvin here! mad
Cloud: *Hands them their food and drinks* Have a nice day... stare
Tifa: Yeah yeah, fo sho dude, catch up wit ya later! 3nodding *Drives away*
Cait Sith: *Finishes his milkshake* BURP!!! blaugh
Nadine: Hey yo, you a nasty farm pig.
Cait Sith: I ain't no pig I a cow, MOOOO! blaugh
Tifa: Check this out. *Farts*
Nadine: Man bi*ch you just as nasty as he is! xp
Cloud: *Flipping burgers* stare
*Washing dishes* stare
*Taking orders* stare
THAT NIGHT
Cloud: *Sitting at home* stare
Tifa: *Comes home* Hi Cloud! smile
Cloud: Hi. stare
Cait Sith: I gotta pee, where's the kitty's room Cloud?! gonk
Cloud: Upstairs. stare
Cait Sith: *Runs*
Tifa: Sorry about today, Dave Chapelle paid us. wink
Cloud: Who was that other woman? stare
Tifa: Nadine? Barret's ex-girlfriend, why?
Cloud: No reason...Did he actually go upstairs to piss? stare
Tifa: Yeah probably, he hasn't all day...Wait hasn't Reeve told you yet, he made a ton of updates to him! 3nodding
Cloud: Please don't list them. stare
Tifa: No problem! xd
*Mako18, me, Sen Akumu, Chris and Strawberry are watching*
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:01 pm
Dueoh Helsite Cloud: *Waking up getting out of bed* ~Yaaawwwn~ *smacks mouth and scratches butt as he walks to the bathroom and steps in the shower* Mmmm *yawns and feels on empty soap tray looking for the soap* Hm? Where's the soap? I know I--*turns around and One Winged Angel Music Sounds as Sephiroth stands there with the soap in hand looking at Cloud evily* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: eek WHAT THE HELL!? scream NO! Go away! Can't you see I'm busy? I dont feel like fighting right now! Sephiroth: cry *Walks away with a frown* Cloud: *Walks into the kitchen and sets down at the table with his pancakes*...Aw great I forgot my fork. *A sword stands into his pancakes and through the plate and points to Cloud* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: DAMNIT, IT'S 9 AM! NO!!! Sephiroth: cry *walks away with a frown* Cloud: *Later in the bathroom taking a dump. Reaches and touches an empty toilet paper roll* What? sad aww man... *toilet paper stabbed with a sword aims at Cloud* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: scream DO YOU MIND!!?? Sephiroth: cry *leaves* Cloud: *Gets on his motor cycle...looks behind him* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Sephiroth: *Setting on bike, arms around Cloud and a helmet on* Cloud: stressed Grrr Cloud: *Buys new armor and tries it on in the dressing room* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: stare Cloud: *About to kiss Tifa* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: gonk Cloud: *Lays down about to go to sleep* SE-PHI-ROTH!!!Cloud: scream I'VE KILLED YOU LIKE 7 TIMES ALREADY! WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!? Sephiroth: cry I have no where else to go... Lmao.... thats good stuff right there...
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:33 am
Sephiroth:its peanut butter jelly time!!!!! rofl
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:02 pm
Barret: I pity a fool!
Cloud: Dude, your not Mr. T
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:21 am
~After 10 years of Marriage [sp?]~
Aeris: "Hey, Sephiroth. Been anywhere lately?"
Sephiroth: "Why do you ask that?"
Aeris: "Well, I saw a matchbox from the Icicle Inn, and we haven't been there in a while..."
Sephiroth: "What are you trying to say?"
Aeris: "Cut the crap, okay? I know you've been cheating on me with someone else, all right?!"
Sephiroth: "Wha..."
Aeris: "You don't think I'm all to bright, huh? Just a young, naive b**ch that you can take advantage of, huh?"
Sephiroth: "Wait, Aeri..."
Aeris: "Who the hell was it? Was it that blonde bimbo, Elena?"
Sephiroth: "It was..."
Aeris: "Or was it Yuffie? Did you get her drunk and take advantage of her?"
Sephiroth: "Wait, I just..."
Aeris: "Or was it Tifa? It was her, wasn't it? You probably think she has a much more better figure than me, and that she..."
Sephiroth: "It was Cloud."
Aeris: "What?"
Sephiroth: "It was Cloud, all right?"
Aeris: "You mean, you're?"
Sephiroth: "Nooooooooo, we guys just needed to hang out, y'know? Cloud and I, you've always said we needed to spend some quality time together, so we just went to the Inn to catch up."
Aeris: "Oh.... My bad."
Cloud: *walks in all drunk* "Dude, Tifa just dumped me... Found out what we did last night, man!"
Sephiroth: "Dude, shut up!"
Cloud: "Heheheh, still, I can't believe we did that, man! And I didn't know how flexible you were..."
Sephiroth: "Really, shut the f**k up!"
Cloud: "And I didn't know you were so lo..."
Aeris: "That's it! Sephiroth, you and me are through! I'm going to live with Tifa, and, do stuff! Yeah, that's what I'll do... And I'm taking half of your stuff!"
Sephiroth: "Hell no you aren't!" *reaches for his sword* "What the hell? Where's my sword?"
Aeris: "I'm taking the sword, too!"
Sephiroth: "Wait a minute!" *has the door slammed into his face*
Cloud: "Least you still have me!"
Sephiroth: "I love you, man... But you're just so damned stupid!"
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