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 Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:53 pm
*Finding neither hide nor hair of Creed, nor plate nor scale of the armor inside, Larfleeze drills downward through the building, crashing through floor after floor until he reaches the lobby and a very harried-looking receptionist*
You! Tell me where Creed is. RIGHT NOW!
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:25 pm
*The receptionist stammers out a wordless mess of syllables as dozens of security drones swarm Larfleeze, finding themselves incinerated the moment they get too close*
Eh?
*Momentarily distracted, Larfleeze pauses as the building shudders around him, a smoking, crumbling mess of exposed wires and questionable drywall*
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:43 pm
*Walks up to the building see Larfleeze in the middle of a smoking mess.*
Oh come on now!! What is wrong with you power house guys and messin' s**t up? Seriously?!
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:53 pm
*Larfleeze whips around, the air around him burning as orange light pours off of him in waves. His glowing eyes level upon Creed, snarling as bright orange drips from his chin*
YOU!!
*Whips out a dozen lengths of fiery orange chain that twist and curl as the blae toward Creed, burning into his skin as they wrap tightly around him, crushing bone and muscle*
YOU STOLE SOMETHING FROM ME!! GIVE IT BACK!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:56 pm
Agent Orange Larfleeze *Larfleeze whips around, the air around him burning as orange light pours off of him in waves. His glowing eyes level upon Creed, snarling as bright orange drips from his chin*
YOU!!
*Whips out a dozen lengths of fiery orange chain that twist and curl as the blae toward Creed, burning into his skin as they wrap tightly around him, crushing bone and muscle*
YOU STOLE SOMETHING FROM ME!! GIVE IT BACK!!
You kill me, boy, ain't gonna bring what got stolen from you back, heh. Hell I ain't even the one that took it.
*The chains constrict him but he ignores it, the orange constructs starting to bleed and smoke black at the touch of his skin.*
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:01 pm
You're lying!! Your claw marks are all over the walls!! You took my armor AND my violin! I was going to give them to myself as birthday presents!!
*Cocks his head at the black, smoking chains and sends out even more*
Eh? What... ARE you?!
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:10 pm
Agent Orange Larfleeze You're lying!! Your claw marks are all over the walls!! You took my armor AND my violin! I was going to give them to myself as birthday presents!!
*Cocks his head at the black, smoking chains and sends out even more*
Eh? What... ARE you?!
*His body contorts and cracks from the chains, but still no sign of pain.*
Just let me go.
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:16 pm
Why should I believe you?! You tricked me into teaming up with you and then you stole my things!! You owe me for not killing you yet!
*constricts the chains even tighter*
Besides... I hate surprises! I want to know the surprise right now! Tell me!
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:22 pm
*Black energy smokes from him and the constructs crack and die. His facade fades to reveal a corpse in black and white with a ring on his hand.*
Fine by me, boy. Now listen good. I didn't take yer s**t. But I can give you something that I know you want badly, and you know what that is.
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:27 pm
*Fights the urge to recoil from the one thing in the universe he's been unable to consume... yet. *
I'm listening. How? How can you get this for me?
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:31 pm
Agent Orange Larfleeze *Fights the urge to recoil from the one thing in the universe he's been unable to consume... yet. *
I'm listening. How? How can you get this for me? I've made a deal, what I need to make this damn place ripe enough to collect on. But I can get one for you, easy as that. And I'll even help you get yer s**t back. So not only do you get yer stuff back, you get something new for your collection. Something mint condition and special only for you. Rarest of the rare, boy. *His construct mask reactivates and he cracks his neck as his body heals*
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:34 pm
...And no one else would have one? Not anyone in the whole universe?
*Relaxes his posture as a few more walls tumble down from several stories up, and crash behind him*
What do I have to do?
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:41 pm
Agent Orange Larfleeze ...And no one else would have one? Not anyone in the whole universe?
*Relaxes his posture as a few more walls tumble down from several stories up, and crash behind him*
What do I have to do?
*He cracks his knuckles walking over to him and patting him on the back hard*
You don't have to do s**t, Larfleeze, I'm here to help you! We get yer stuff back and you get an incredible new collectible and we get a pile of bodies. Also, I know who really took yer stuff, cuz I known yer room ta smell bad before, but it's only recently smelled like dirty rats in there.
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:48 pm
I don't smell bad, it's an intense manly musk!
*Larfleeze gestures to the smoldering heap of rubble behind him*
...Although, if you want a pile of bodies, you're welcome to sift through what's left of the building. The security guards weren't very good at getting out of my way.
*He pauses and blinks a few times, the words finally reaching his synapses*
Eh? Rats? Where is my stuff?
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