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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:24 pm
Bane has just resurfaced in Venezuela; Jim Roark has just resurfaced from the bowels of Arkham Asylum to take over the Robert Kane Memorial Bridge; Solomon Grundy is on a sojourn to find his place; Oliver Queen is dead, killed by Solomon Grundy; Batzarro is M.I.A. And that covers all my characters.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:28 pm
Ivy looks at Ollie. "You can have sex in heaven right? Because I think I'm probably headed there soon. Good old Pam was such a sweetie I'm a shoe in for heaven regardless my past."
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:30 pm
"Baby, they don't call it Heaven for nothin'!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:34 pm
Ivy gives a naughty smile.
Pam marches right up to Ivy. "Stop that! Stop throwing yourself at every man that tickles your fancy!" Her wrath was quite meek compared to Ivy's.
"If I hadn't, toots, you wouldn't have got decent cop action."
Pamela blushed and walked away in defeat.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:39 pm
All six men wave and walk away. "I'll talk to you all later. I have to go and spend time with my fiancee."
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:51 pm
Nightmare pulled out a scroll and unrolled it "I don't think so Ivy, Pam may be going up but you might be getting hardcore bondage rape downstairs." He cleared his throat and read off Ivy's criminal record "murder, attempted murder, mass murder, attempted mass murder, theft, destruction of private property, destruction of public property, attampted rape, robbery, forgery of weddings, sex out of wedlock numerous times...." he rolls up the scroll and grabs another.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:55 pm
Ivy crossed her arms, shaking her foot. "Just whose side are you on here?"
Pam wipe's her eyes as she aerates the garden.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:09 am
Nightmare tossed away the scroll "I'm just saying, you're no nun, Ivy."
Eddy chuckled "if she's going to be judged can we do it Egyptian style, where we take her heart and compare it's weight to a feather?" He reached into Ivy's shirt, feeling for her heart.
*rises out of the ooc's pool on a giant armchair made of seashell* I, Posiedon God of the seas, say that the one called Poison Ivy should be sent into the underworld to be judged by the three... judges.
Eddy pouted, his arm still in Ivy's shirt "awwww but we decided on Egyptian."
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:47 am
Edward fumed, "I can't believe I wasn't featured in that trailer!! They wouldn't know a good villain if one dipped them in a vat of acid..."
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:03 am
*rolls eyes at eric* Oh lay off the power trip *pulls out a box of saltwater taffy from behind the throne* ^^ I knew it was a good idea to hide it in this stupid chair *munches* -w-
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:41 am
So now Pam gets all the cop action she wants in heaven and Ivy gets raped by bondage lumberjacks in hell.
All is right with the world.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:15 pm
it's not a stupid chair >< it's an awesome throne of oceanness, Aquaman doesn't have chair this cool *pulls lever in the shape of a swordfish nose and raises footrest* *chills*
Sexy water sprites rise out of the pool with a cooler of soda.
it's good to be a god ^^ *grabs a can*
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:41 pm
YOU MUST DIE! I ALONE AM BEST!
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:21 pm
"A non-stop orgy!"
"Good lord!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:23 pm
Stray_Dog So now Pam gets all the cop action she wants in heaven and Ivy gets raped by bondage lumberjacks in hell. All is right with the world. Pam shrieks. "WHAT?! Miles is dead?!" She collaspes to the floor, sobbing.
Ivy rubbed the bridge of her nose. "Oliver is a millionaire super hero Stray."
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