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Yuffie: "Hey, Tifa, want to run with me?"
Tifa: "Sure, why not? Aeris, coming?"
Aeris: "Nah, Vincent's going to teach me to shoot this AK47, and Sephiroth's gonna teach me how to walk through fire without getting burned."
Yuffie: "Aight, let's a go!"

-15 minutes later-
Yuffie: *watching at Tifa's breasts bounce through the corner of her eye while they're running*
Tifa: *doesn't notice this for a while*
Yuffie: *turns her head to look at them intently*
Tifa: "Yuffster, what are you looking at?"
Yuffie: "Muh...."
Tifa: "Muh, what's... Yuffie, look out!"
Yuffie: "Wha?" *hits a tree*
Tifa: "Ohmygod! Yuffie, are you okay?"
Yuffie: "Wooooh.... I think, I think I might need mouth to mouth recesitation..."
Tifa: *shrugs* *gives her mouth to mouth*


Cloud: "Woah, I didn't see that coming..."
Jhay: "How can't you? Just about every one of my jokes, this happens."
Cloud: "Yeah, but I always expect you to try a different one."
Jhay: "Shut up, du."

Barret: I been Playin' GTA b***h *Grabs vincent's gun* ***** *caps sephiroth*
everyone else: eek
Sephiroth: I'm a cracka.*dies*

Sephiroth: "I have a rumbly in my tumbly..."
Vincent: "Hey Sephy-bear, would you like to find honey with me?"
Sephiroth: "That's a splendid idea, Vincent. Then maybe we could tie Yuffie to a kite so she can get the honey from the bee hive."
Yuffie: "Well, that what Yuff'll do, cause that's why Yuffie's do best."


Heheh, KHII got me thinking of Winnie the Pooh

(If we're on the subject of KH...)

Sora: Weeeeeeeee!!! *flies around*

Cloud: WTF?

Sora: Weeeee!! I beat you!!!

Cloud: No you didn't. You only have to fight me once to continue with the storyline, and you didn't win that one. The other times you didn't have to fight me, and I won anyway

Sora: Well... Errrr... I'VE GOT A KEYBLADE AND YOU DON'T!! HAHA!!

Cloud: Yeah, like I want to walk around carrying a giant key. I like my Buster Sword best *hugs buster sword*

Sora: .... Yeah I got nothing.

Sephiroth: Sin Harvest!

Sora: Argh! *dies*

Cloud: Sonic blade! *stabs Sephiroth right through* Hah!

Leon: Fira *shoots little fire ball at Cloud*

Cloud: stare *cuts Leon in half* I'm the king of the video games!

Auron: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! *falls on Cloud and stabs him through the head with his sword*

Batman: *Is traumatized* *kills Auron*

Wolverine: Die bub! *kills Batman*

Serge: ..... *kills Wolverine*

Crono: .... *kills Serge*

*Crono and Serge are jokes for those who have played Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross*

Megaman: Die Sigma! *kills Crono*

Aragorn: I am your king! *kills Megaman*

Harry Potter: Avada Kedavra! *kills Aragorn*

*Wizards come to arrest harry*

Harry Potter: You wont take me alive! *runs*

Tifa: When did everything go crazy?

Vincent: I think since the beginning.

(After the production of the game, may contain a
-=SPOILER/=-
for people who didn't beat FF7)

Sephiroth: "You know love, I always wondered something..."
Aeris: "Yes, Sephy-kun?"
Sephiroth: "Why do you think Square replaced Tifa with you as the person I had to kill. I mean, you're my girlfriend, and they choose you as the person I have to plummet from the skies and kill... Strange, isn't it?"
Aeris: "Hm... I don't know..." *sigh* "You think it's because they didn't want to kill a girl like Tifa?"
Sephiroth: "And yet they want to kill someone as lovely as you are?"
Aeris: "Well, I guess it's something we'll never know... So, you wanted to bring me somewhere?"
Sephiroth: "Yeah, you know how Icicle Inn was an actual Inn, right?"
Aeris: "Right... Where are you going with this?"
Sephiroth: "Well, we've been through a loooong year of work making this game, and I was hoping we could finally get together, alone...If you catch my drift."
Aeris: "Oh my..."

Cloud: "Heheheh, seems Sephiroth and Aeris are gonna get intimate tonight... Hey, Tifa?"
Tifa: "Yeah, Cloudo?"
Cloud: "I was wondering..."
Tifa: "Yes???"
Cloud: "Why are you still wearing that outfit? The game's over."
Tifa: "Oh, right..." *Changes into her AC outfit* "Stupid, perverted otaku's working in the game office."
Cloud: "Eh, it may have been perverted, but at least the game creater's didn't make you a slut or nothing."
Tifa: "Yeah, if they did that, I would have just quit on the spot. Wanna get a snow cone with Vincent and Yuffie?"
Cloud: "Nah, I think they're on the Air Ship, said something about 'finding a place to buy Vinny some nice clothes' or something."
Tifa: "Yeah, the kid's Emo in the game, and he's Emo for real. Guy need Yuffie to show him some love, you feel me?"
Cloud: "You've been talking to Barret too much."



Wow, this was loooooooong for me

Sephiroth:this sword is to big for my frail little arms, maybe I should give it to Cloud.

Barret- Cloud.... heart heart heart I LOVE YOU!! heart heart heart
Cloud- ... stare ...