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 Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:11 pm
You think in a way that make slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. Just another overblown idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:23 pm
"You should come with a Surgeon General's warning."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:19 pm
"If you're going to say something that inane, you could at least fake a stroke. There's a possibility of not coming across to me as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if your father didn't screw a plant and raise a blooming idiot; if your weren't so fat that you look like The Michelin Man man on steroids, or if you didn't have a face designed exclusively for radio...then again, the chances of that are slim to none."
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:53 pm
"Tell me your 'big news' when I care."
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:07 pm
"If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's a**. Does your train of thought even have a caboose? In any case, a long period of something similar to that of muteness would be most welcome on your part."
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:14 pm
"Why do you insist in talking when you have nothing to say?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:51 am
"Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along."
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:37 pm
"I don't want to hear any more flatus protrude from your oral cavity."
Or put more simply, "Quit farting out your mouth."
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:31 pm
"Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your blank stare does not redeem your craven incoherent words."
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:21 pm
"Quit staring, my money is compleltely natural."
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:14 pm
"Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Generally, there's nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it."
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:37 pm
"First of all, Star Trek pick-up lines are more pointless than robbing a dollar store. Second, use them on the opposite gender."
"You are by far the most pathetic exuse that I've seen all year."
[love ya, Simon!]
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:31 pm
"What, this shotgun? Pay it no mind; I'm just cleaning it in preparation for putting the rest of us out of your misery."
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:12 pm
Today is a special quote dedicated to my online older sister, TS. She said this, but I have modified it to sound more like Kaiba.
"Dun call me that top-decking Lucksacker's name....." <---what she said.
---> What Kaiba would say, "I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were such a lucksacker. After all, that is the only way you could win in anything. Simply by luck. Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if your brain has too many vacations."
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:21 pm
"You fail at life. Immediate suicide is your only recourse. May I open the window for you?"
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