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Friendly Conversationalist
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 Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:00 am
at work today...
Miccy: that pickle looks gross
ME: yea but they taste good
Miccy: yea but they look like something i shouldnt be saying at work right now...
ME: ohh i get it...~.^ ~.^
Miccy: eww Your disgusting!
ME: No, I'm not disgusting, Im just a Kinky whore..
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:14 pm
I...I think i may have just been pwned... sweatdrop
OoTokyobusteroO: GREETINGS
po0nka: ?
po0nka: hello
po0nka: soo...
OoTokyobusteroO: Im your new Art and Siggy Maker, I run on Adobe Creative Suite CS2
po0nka: mmm kay cool
OoTokyobusteroO: are you asian?
po0nka: nah...
po0nka: why do you ask?
OoTokyobusteroO: I only help asains
po0nka: lmao
po0nka: ok thanks anyway
I dont know if i should be offended or just laugh it off... confused cry
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:23 pm
Night 2 of this random messenger...
OoTokyobusteroO: "I love my mommy 'cause she ******** the s**t out of my dad!"
po0nka: wow
po0nka: thats uhh
po0nka: thats random
OoTokyobusteroO: I gotta go masticate
po0nka: ok then
po0nka: you do that
po0nka: Note to self "The internet is bad very very bad." o0
Keep in mind. I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE HELL THIS IS!!! stressed
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:58 pm
DrunkenMonk OoTokyobusteroO: "I love my mommy 'cause she ******** the s**t out of my dad!" I recognize the quoted thing as a Mindless Self Indulgence song lyric...
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:10 am
I had no idea they were quoteing a song lyric...
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:23 pm
The conversation is about "madonna the immortal", and mama's.
BrollyTheDarkGod: stfu n00b
BrollyTheDarkGod: lmfao
BrollyTheDarkGod: thats hot
BrollyTheDarkGod: rofl isnt she like
BrollyTheDarkGod: 4853475 years old
BrollyTheDarkGod: with them legs
po0nka: lol
po0nka: i said the same thing
po0nka: but shes not that young man
BrollyTheDarkGod: rofl
po0nka: shes like
po0nka: 9999999999999999999999999999999
BrollyTheDarkGod: LOOOOOOL
po0nka: and a half
BrollyTheDarkGod: my legs never get flabby
BrollyTheDarkGod: I'm Unstopable MONDONA
BrollyTheDarkGod: the worlds first immortal
po0nka: lmfao
po0nka: i should quote that
po0nka: rofl
BrollyTheDarkGod: lol
po0nka: lol my moma said she has some hot pants on
po0nka: im like wtf are hot pants
BrollyTheDarkGod: wtf pants did she have on
po0nka: i know right
BrollyTheDarkGod: oh
BrollyTheDarkGod: wait
BrollyTheDarkGod: was she talking about
BrollyTheDarkGod: her pants
BrollyTheDarkGod: or mondonas
po0nka: ooooooooh
po0nka: you got jokes
BrollyTheDarkGod: LOoooooool
po0nka: eeeeeew
po0nka: thats my moma *****
BrollyTheDarkGod: rofl
BrollyTheDarkGod: stfu bish
BrollyTheDarkGod: you said my mom was a b***h or something one day
BrollyTheDarkGod: lol
po0nka: lol i aint say that
po0nka: you know i love yo mama
po0nka: ;}
BrollyTheDarkGod: lol
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:29 pm
+ This was about me and my friend getting roses today xDD
Friend: ohh . . isn't it nicer if we were in a field of these pretty roses? :DD
Me: I'd probably die in it x:
Friend: omigaww, I always wanted my death to be like . . dying in a bunch of flowers. D:
Me: I meant dying from an allergic reaction >_>
Friend: OHHH . . << >>
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:23 am
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 c**k of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ******** of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't ******** with me b***h, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of s**t.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:24 pm
TheVGGuy: I'm sorry for randomly IMing you. Please don;t hurt me. I'm Donkabo from Gaia, and I need 90k for my GF... Her B-Day is coming up, and she wants Penguin Slippers... I was wondering if you could possibly donate a bit?
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:15 pm
[scrabble with my friends]
Me: So... is... titlift a word...?
Friend: Definition. To stable your boobs to your chin? Yes. Yes, it's a word. heart
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 8:46 pm
 "How you call yourself a Dj and cant scratch? ...MonkHT3 (11:08:11 PM): afk a sec
MonkHT3 (11:08:18 PM): cleaning lip ring
MonkHT3 (11:18:00 PM): k back
po0nka (11:18:20 PM): what do you clean it with
MonkHT3 (11:18:37 PM): Sea Salt water
po0nka (11:18:47 PM): confused
MonkHT3 (11:19:28 PM): lol
MonkHT3 (11:19:32 PM): Sea Salt Water
po0nka (11:19:41 PM): ehh
po0nka (11:19:42 PM): oh
po0nka (11:19:54 PM): sea water=the taste of pee
MonkHT3 (11:20:06 PM): So.. if I urinate on my lip ring
MonkHT3 (11:20:09 PM): it'll heal faster?
po0nka (11:20:18 PM): lmao
po0nka (11:20:30 PM): yeah i guess
MonkHT3 (11:20:50 PM): sweet
MonkHT3 (11:20:52 PM): brb, I gotta piss..... Thats like a ******** wide receiver that cant catch."
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:20 pm
Shallah Un Monk "How you call yourself a Dj and cant scratch? ...MonkHT3 (11:08:11 PM): afk a sec
MonkHT3 (11:08:18 PM): cleaning lip ring
MonkHT3 (11:18:00 PM): k back
po0nka (11:18:20 PM): what do you clean it with
MonkHT3 (11:18:37 PM): Sea Salt water
po0nka (11:18:47 PM): confused
MonkHT3 (11:19:28 PM): lol
MonkHT3 (11:19:32 PM): Sea Salt Water
po0nka (11:19:41 PM): ehh
po0nka (11:19:42 PM): oh
po0nka (11:19:54 PM): sea water=the taste of pee
MonkHT3 (11:20:06 PM): So.. if I urinate on my lip ring
MonkHT3 (11:20:09 PM): it'll heal faster?
po0nka (11:20:18 PM): lmao
po0nka (11:20:30 PM): yeah i guess
MonkHT3 (11:20:50 PM): sweet
MonkHT3 (11:20:52 PM): brb, I gotta piss..... Thats like a ******** wide receiver that cant catch." Admit it, My lip ring makes me hawt!
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