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 Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:17 am
Tymbre Wow. You came to the right place. *cuddles Jak* There. Now your drought is (somewhat) over. I give free cuddles! I'm so happy! -cuddles-
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:33 pm
Plethora-of-Insanity Berlin? Sie glücklicher b*****d! eek Ja
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:34 pm
 My boyfriend has an itty bitty cold sore [we both have herpes due to our family, it rarely flares up though, and we can only give if we have a sore] and my Mother Unit kept informing him to not let him near any of my "membranes".
Her: "I don't know how to say this ..."
Me: "-flaps arms- p***s! Is that better?"
Her: "Well, when I say membranes, I don't mean just your mou-"
Me: "MOM, I'm on my period. Don't even.""If your stomach feels weak my work here is DONE."
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:15 pm
Golly pink.If it makes you feel better I had a similar conversation a while back with one of my friends I was like "Don't go jumping any guys while you have a break out." and she was like "I know DAD stop worrying! ><"
I was like "Well you know...you tend not to be able to help yourself sometimes...so...whenever you start getting all hot and stuff drop an ice cube in your pants and chill out." she slapped me but has been doing that ever since xD
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:41 pm
Ice cubes are sooo cold, maybe if they came up with lukewarm ice cubes, it wouldnt be so bad xd (well, its theorically possible, since not all liquids boil and freeze at the same temperatires...)
Try not to get sacrified on us Jak, that would look bad on the guild resumé :p
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:32 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:01 am
Somehow my dear, I was sure you would say that, it was just a matter of time xd
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:24 am
I love the cold in general.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:23 am
Well I'll try not to get sacrificed.I can't guarantee anything though,seeing as how everything loves my blood ><
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:08 am
You must have candy blood, that would explain a lot of those things, tasty candy blood...
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:10 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:14 pm
Its not Ives you should worry about, its NYZZ xd
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:06 pm
I have a girlfriend but her foster dad's(who is a deputy volunteer [but that's enough]) kinda positive she's never going to be ready for sex or anything like that so its sorta awkward because he's got a restraining order prepped and ready for me if I even kiss her. How am i going to work this out?
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:11 pm
Yup. That's exactly what happened to me. I met a guy, I liked him, my dad didn't, so I got kicked out. Well, that's the short version. The long version involved my father calling me a whore and me sleeping with said boyfriend in his bed just to spite him afterwards. Jackass.
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