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 Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:05 am
cid:"here barret i made you a cup of tea"
barret"......"
cid:"to say sorry for setting fire to your kid"
barret:"What!!?"
cid:"Biscit?"
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:57 pm
Yuffie: "OMG! A giant cockroach! What are we gonna do?!"
Tifa: "We're all doomed, DOOOMED!"
Aeris: "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!"
It was funnier when I thought of it.
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:27 pm
Cloud: Ok guys... here we are... Shinra Mansion
Red X???: Roud are we rearry going in there?
Cloud: Yeah... ~gulp~ ok lets go
Red X???: *shakeing like a baby* Ru Uh!!!
Aeris: ^_^ Come on Red X, wink For me?
Red X???: mrgreen Ree Hee Ree Hee Hee, ro-kay!
Cloud: eek ... sweatdrop ok like I said, "Lets go" *Cloud, Red X, and Aeris enter mansion*
Cloud: ok...the basement is this way...
Red X???: eek RASEMENT!? RU UH NO WAY!!!
Aeris: ^_^ Don't worry were with you!
Cloud: Heads Up! Here comes a small group of monsters! *Cloud and Areis get in stances*
Red X???: eek RONSTERS!?!? * Runs and hides in a flash*
Cloud: eek What The!? stressed Whats up with him? *Cloud and Areis beat the monsters*
Cloud: confused Red X!? Hello, Red X?!
Aeris: scream DAMN DOG WHERE ARE YOU!!?!?!?
Red X???: Rover here! *hideing under a bed and Cloud pulls him out*
Cloud: neutral Red X are you ok? Your acting strange...And you--
Aeris: scream DAMN MUT! *whacks him with her staff* stressed You left us to die!!! ~WHACK WHACK WHACK~
Cloud: neutral Hm...This is strange...is he really Red X? *in the background* ~Whack whack thwop bing~
~.:Else where:.~
Freddy: Come on gang there's a haunted house over this way!
Daphney: Wow like can you totally dig it?!
Velma: Geinkies!
Scooby-Doo???: -_-;; Darn it father, why'd you insist we switch jobs for a day?
Shaggy: Like, come on Ol' buddy ol' pal! Maybe there's munchies!
Scooby-Doo???: gonk Oh Daddy-Daddy-Doo Where Are You?!
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:49 pm
Aeris: *enters the door bloody and with a black eye*
Yuffie: "Woah, what the crap happened to you?"
Aeris: "Fight club, just went and won us 50,000 gil, now you can buy that damned moogle doll you want. What've you been doing?"
Yuffie: "Nothing...."
Aeris: "If you took my Materia, I'mma snap your neck and eat your heart."
Yuffie: *walks away* *starts talking to Tifa* "What ever happened to Aeris? She used to be so funny."
Tifa: *sigh* "Ever since Barret showed her those hate sites about her, she decided to get tough... Scary thing is, even Sephiroth's afraid of her now."
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:23 pm
Jhay-R Aeris: *enters the door bloody and with a black eye* Yuffie: "Woah, what the crap happened to you?" Aeris: "Fight club, just went and won us 50,000 gil, now you can buy that damned moogle doll you want. What've you been doing?" Yuffie: "Nothing...." Aeris: "If you took my Materia, I'mma snap your neck and eat your heart." Yuffie: *walks away* *starts talking to Tifa* "What ever happened to Aeris? She used to be so funny." Tifa: *sigh* "Ever since Barret showed her those hate sites about her, she decided to get tough... Scary thing is, even Sephiroth's afraid of her now." LOL priceless ^-^
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:50 pm
aries:you know tifa i'm kinda going off cloud.
tifa:really me to
aries:i was kinda wondering what you thought about me and you getting together?
tifa: what!? thats a brilliant idea *they start making out*
*cluod walks in *
whats going on
tifa:we an item were gonna get marrid and make a baby.chocobo
cloud and aries exchange glances
Tifa:then were gonna summon meteor build a house on it and live forever
*she jumps up casts haste on herself and runs from the room*
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:14 am
Cloud:"aries behind you!
Aries:ha i'm not falling for that old chestnut biggrin
*sepharoth kills aries*
Cloud:god damn it*shakes head slowly
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:17 am
Sen Akumu *the crew's in the middle of a fight, trying to get a chocobo* Cloud: *throws some greens at the chocobo* Chocobo: *greens hit it on the head and it gets angry* WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! evil evil evil *runs at Cloud* Cloud: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Tifa: Oh my god! I don't think eyes should go like that! Oh jeez! This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen Cait Sith: What's it doing now? WHAT'S IT DOING TO HIS INTESTINES!?!?!?!? I can't watch! *covers eyes* Vincent: I can! lmao at work and got in trouble when i read this
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:00 am
Vincent: I will kill you Cloud,so I can get my own game.
Cloud biggrin ude,you have your own game.
Vincent:Oh.
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:34 am
Cid-Shera!! Can't You see we have geusts?! Make some Fcukin TEA!!!!!
Shera-That is it. I can't take this sh!t no more!!!!* Takes Clouds sword and runs towards Cid a stabs him*
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:36 am
*some guy is watching TV in his house*
*on TV*
Simon Cowell: Cloud, I'm just going to say this straight to your face. You suck
Cloud: Why are you so mean? WWWWAAAAHHH!!! crying crying *runs off*
*back in reality*
Some guy: Aww nuts *changes channel to one where there's a Shinra ad on*
Preident Shinra: *points at a man* I WANT YOU
Some Guy: Whoa
*Meanwhile*
President Shinra: Reeve?
Reeve: Yeah?
President Shinra: *points at Reeve* I WANT YOU
Reeve: Ooookay... *walks away very fast*
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:31 pm
Jenova razz UDDING!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:49 pm
Yuffie: *walks in wearing a strange outfit*
Vincent: *reading teen magazine* "Psshh... Girl, that scarf totally doesn't go with that blouse."
Yuffie: *looks at Vincent* "Well, that pink cloak doesn't go with your black skirt!"
Vincent: *starts crying* "Shut up! Waaaaaah!" *runs out*
Yuffie: "Daymn... Teen Magazine really rots the head."
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:08 pm
Drunken_MAST3R cid:"here barret i made you a cup of tea" barret"......" cid:"to say sorry for setting fire to your kid" barret:"What!!?" cid:"Biscit?" Haha...that was good. :3
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:45 am
Yuffie: *walks by with a red stain on her pants*
Tifa: "Seems that she's, you know..."
Cloud: "Makes sense, I mean, she's 16."
Tifa: *walks to Yuffie* "Um... Yuffie..."
Yuffie: "Yes Tifa?"
Tifa: "Well, um.... you know..."
Cloud: "You're bleeding from the pants."
Yuffie: *looks at the stain*
Tifa: "Seems you noticed it. There's no need to be surprised."
Vincent: *touches the stain* *hand is covered in a red liquid* *starts licking it off hands*
Yuffie: "Aww... It seems it has leaked..."
Tifa: *runs away, running over Cloud*
Vincent: "Told you it was a bad idea to put the juice in your pants."
Yuffie: "Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time!"
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