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 Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:28 pm
Two-Face sighed "I don't have my guns."
Nightmare rolled his eyes "uh huh."
Tail pulled off his Chris Redfield cosplay to relax.
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:55 pm
Me: *dodges Nightmare to hug her plain old Tailie-poo* heart heart heart heart
Ivy feels around the closet. "Okay, none of these feel like mine." She smashed some acid seeds against the door and kicked it down. "You're welcome."
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:40 pm
Tail wiggles into Haur ^^.
Two-Face stepped out with Ivy.
Edward smiled "so did you two settle your differences? Yell it out? Make out? Screw it out? All of the above?"
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:31 pm
Me: *cuddles Tail* I missed you so much! *smothers Tail in kisses* MUAHMUAHMWUWHAHAMWUAH!
Ivy flipped her hair in Edward's face. "Harvey's been celibate since the day he became Two Face. Didn't you know that"
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:41 pm
For those unaware:
celibate = fugly
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:43 pm
I'm celibate Stray, do you think I'm fugly?
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:48 pm
Two-Face took out his coin and flipped for Stray's fate, good heads "eh, f*ck it." Drawing his pistols he fire repeatedly at Stray.
Edward snickered "awww, you two are like complete opposites, virgin and.... one who enjoys sex."
Tail rubbed against Haur's face.
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:49 pm
Couldn't say. That's like asking if I think you're tall, or if I think you smell nice. Can't really say for sure. We know you're celibate though. Is half of your face also horribly disfigured? Because then I'd have to say my answer would be yes.
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:52 pm
Me: *hops into bed with Tail and sleeps* ZZZZzzzzzz
Technically Ivy doesn't have sex. She's the world's biggest tease. Why go the entire nine yards when you can drop 'em with a kiss? The last time she had sex was probably when her and Harvey dated.
No, I'm just bored with sex. I realized I never had a boyfriend but I did have sexual partners so I stopped. Then I became comfortable being thus, and now it's a game. Maybe I'll go in the guinnes book of world records.
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:12 pm
Two-Face adjusted his tie "she wasn't the best I've had, more like second best."
Tail curled around Haur.
Nightmare snickered "Pamala Isley, world record holder for biggest c**k tease."
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:30 am
*in love with Batman Pug* XDDDDDDDD BATMAN!!!!!!! Also, way to stick your foot in your mouth, Stray.
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:35 pm
No feet in mouth. Two-Face is just fugly. It's not complicated.
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:41 pm
Two Face is definitely not ugly. Superman? Maybe. Wonder Woman, definitely. But Two Face is ******** hot. Ying and yang and a sharply dressed psychotic package. What more could a girl want?
"Someone who wouldn't kill her in such a callous way."
Me: *reading Kama Sutra*
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:15 pm
How about the other half of his face? By that token I supposed the Phantom of the Opera is hot too?
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:26 pm
Two-Face gave a smirk "Poison Ivy was terrible in bed, but Pamala Isley was pretty damn good."
Tail sat curled up on Haur's shoulder, reading with her.
Nightmare read through Dating for Dummies
*looks over Haur shoulder and writing down positions*
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