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 Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:49 pm
Vincent:*playing Jsrf* f*ing skaters
Barret:*playing Mario* God D*** you Bowser!
Aeris: *Playing HALO* Yahaaah DIE ALIEN SCUM!!!!
Sephiroth:*stabs Aeris* die aeris, you racicst B***
Cloud:*playing FFVII* Noooooo!!! *looks toward aeris* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:44 pm
*Tifa and Aerith arguing*
Cait Sith: Wooo!! cat fight!!
*Tifa and aerith stop, then leave...*
Cait:...uh...
*they come back with two cats*
Tifa: go little kitty!! beat the f**k out of that cat!!
Aerith:No!! don't die B***h!!
Cait Sith:.... stare
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:54 pm
Yuffie: I love riding airships! Who hate's riding them? (She dosn't get motion sickness here...)
Vincent: Put me back asleep... I was having a lovely dream about flowers.
Cid: Ok. Off we go. Ah, screw it. I hate flying.
Cloud: So Barret... You have any plans for tonight?
Barret: Let's go kill the planet!!!
Tifa: Cloud... I don't love you... I love Rufus!!!
Arith: Cloud, you wanna have a game of poker with the others?
Red XIII: Say... Why am I red?
Cait Sith: Here's your fortune Cloud... "You just saved a bunch of gil on your car insuriance by switching to Geiko!
If any of these are already up, just edit this post then.
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:52 am
Cloud, Sephiroth, and Rufus: ~playing a multiplayer version of FFVII~
Sephiroth: Hahahaha! I killed your daddy!!!
Rufus: Why are you laughing? I just got promoted to president.
Cloud: O.O Hey a*****e! That was my girlfriend!!!
Sephiroth: Hehehe...
Cloud: ~smirks~
Sephiroth: Mommy!!! You b*****d, you killed her!
Rufus: Go to hell weapon!!! BAM! That's right! Eat cannon!
Diamond Weapon: ~sitting in the back holding a controller~ RRRRRRGGGGG!
Rufus: Oh s**t...
Sephiroth: Hehehe...I turned into Tifa. I have a rack.
Cloud: Hah! Omnislash you crossdressing freak!
Kuja: That's not nice...
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:19 am
vincent_kyun *Tifa and Aerith arguing* Cait Sith: Wooo!! cat fight!! *Tifa and aerith stop, then leave...* Cait:...uh... *they come back with two cats* Tifa: go little kitty!! beat the f**k out of that cat!! Aerith:No!! don't die B***h!! Cait Sith:.... stare Tifa: *Grabs Cait by his neck and brings him to her side* TWO AGAINST ONE AERIS, F*CK YOU!! scream Cait Sith: I really don't want any part in this... stare Tifa: SHUT UP AND GO BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA HER CAT! scream Aeris: God Tifa why do you ALWAYS insist on hiring dirty weaklings to do your fighting!? evil Tifa: eek sweatdrop Cait Sith: sad arrow cry arrow crying *Storms off crying* Aeris: ONE ON ONE GIRL! twisted Tifa: Hey um, you just wanna call it game and say you won? xp Aeris: F*CK YEAH! xd Tifa: *Caps Aeris* WHAT NOW BI*CH!! scream Two cats: *Takes a dump* Cait Sith: AW COOL, CAT DUNG! blaugh *Runs up to it* Tifa: eek xp Cait Sith: Hey Tifa, take a picture and I'll put it on Barret's birthday card! *Standing over the crap trying to make it look like he did it* Tifa: LOL rofl *Takes a pic* *Two months later* Barret: WTF!? eek
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:29 am
*At the end of the game when the final form of Jenova comes down to fight you, the Chrono Trigger theme starts to play*
Vincent: *Draws Gun* Lucrecia...this be our best fight
Cid: Jenova, you have finally met your match
Cloud: ...
(Inside joke for Chrono Trigger fans sweatdrop )
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:11 pm
(LMAO to that last comment!)
Cloud: Hey Aerith...will you marry me?
Aerith: eek Umm...OF COURSE! ^_^ heart heart heart
Sephiroth: SHE'S MINE! *slices through her stomach*
Cloud: ...
Sephiroth: ...whoops. crying
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:41 pm
Cloud:*watches Tifa die instead of Aeris* HELL YEAH!!!!! That b***h is finally gone, now I can finally get with Aeris, good thing Sephiroth killed her, I was gonna have to do it after a while!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:32 am
*fight vs Sephiroth that takes place in Cloud's mind*
Cloud: Oh crap
Sephiroth: Don't worry, I'm actually a complete wuss in this fight. Now if this were Kingdom hearts you'd be proper ********: *there's a black out in his apartment* Stupid Shinra electricity... now I'll have to calll them to get it back... *pulls out his cellphone and dials*
Employee: Shinra Inc. complaint department. How may I help you?
Sephiroth: yeah I have a complaint regarding my electricity service.
Employee: Wait a moment sir, let me pass you over to the electricity service office
*30 minutes later*
Employee: Yes I undertand, sir, you should have your electricty back up in a week.
*3 weeks later*
Sephiroth: GRRRRR *dials*
Employee: Hello Mr. Sephiroth I hope you're enjoying your electricity service
Sephiroth: scream gonk stare evil *goes out*
*1 hour later*
Sephiroth: YAR!!!!!!! *stabs the president of Shinra*
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:33 pm
Tifa: Cloud, I want to tell you something....I was going to tell Reno, but I feel guilty, so I'll tell you instead.
Cloud:*gasps* you're Spiderman! eek
Tifa:....*sighs* no...
Cloud:You're bi-
Tifa:*interrupts* NO!!!
Cloud:*continues* ...-lingual...
Tifa: Wait..I AM bilingual... but that's not what I'm saying. I'm...
Cloud:..Hot? getting bigger breats? modeling? Marrying? WHAT?
Tifa:... stare I'm going out to lunch. I was asking if you want to come with me....
Cloud: blaugh I knew that!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:35 pm
cloud: I hate aerith aeris
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:19 am
Sen Akumu *When Aeris gets stabbed* Ashton Kutcher: Now here's the deal, were gonna make this guy belive that his girlfriends dead, and when he moans fo long enough, well come out and show him she's not really dead! GOD, I love my job *elsewhere* Sephiroth: WEEEEEEEEE *falls down from above and stabs Aeris* Aeris: X( *pwnd* Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *some time later* Aeris's "corpse": *sniggers silently while Cloud is carrying her to the lake* Cloud: crying *drops her inside, alongside all the armor, weapons, accessories and materia she once used* Aeris: *begins to drown with the weight of everything* Cloud: crying Aeris: *glug glug glug* Cloud: crying Aeris: *really dies* Ashton Kutcher: *jumps out* You've been Pu- What the hell? Cloud: eek LMAO!!!
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:49 pm
Barret: I'm o' nuke this damn planet!
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:16 pm
Sephiroth: raindrops...
Cloud: on roses...
Tifa: yea..I hate it when it rains...
Sephiroth: You destroyed the song!! scream
Tifa:... stare
Sephiroth: stressed
Cloud: neutral raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens... stare
Sephiroth: 4laugh
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:38 pm
Hotaru-hime Sephiroth: Let's take the Planet back toge- ah, screw it. I got better things to do. Like what? Like being an independent journalist and taking down Shin-Ra. Why? 'Cause It'll be funny. Aeris: I don't like flowers. They smell funky. Tifa: Promise? What promise? Do I know you, Man with Freakishly Spiky Blond Hair? Cloud: I know this'll sound weird but... that dress wasn't so bad. Barret: I love you Cloud. Yuffie: I really care about you guys, you know? That's why I'm buying you all this Materia. Red XIII: You know what? Why the hell can't we use a freakin' Soft on my dad? I mean, he's only petrified, right? Right? Vincent: I like Hojo. He's nice. Cait Sith: Cloud... Aeris... your relationship is doomed. Cid: I should quit smoking. Bad for your lungs and heart. In fact, I must go make a non-profit organization to protect children from picking up such a bad habit! *skips away merrily* haha yes! This is grand!
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