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 Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:02 pm
Never-ending soda! A-a-a, a-a-a, a-a-a....
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:20 pm
The blood is rushing to my head... Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out...
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:48 pm
But I never got my sunflower seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddsss!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:49 pm
I don't know what kinda low-rent, three-bedroom, two-bath, section 8 sport you're playin' here, but I'm playing women's lacrosse.
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:57 pm
Ten-Hut! Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the Homestarmy! Strong Badia... will be ours!
No it won't. We're about to play some badminton. So... no invasion.
Oh. Oh I see. Retreat! Fall back men! We're in over our heads!
Bennedetto! Don't you die on me, Bennedetto! Not on my watch! Don't you give up! You never gave me the five bucks...
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:09 pm
Mrs. Bennedetto, my name is Colonel Homestar Runner. I served with Frank in the Homestarmy at the battle of Strong Badia. I hate to give you this news... Frank was one of the finest friggin' soldiers I ever met! And he still kinda owes me five bucks. So, if you could just... fork it over...
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:23 pm
The word "technology"... means... "magic". It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one. Why, I've got some technology beneath my pants right now!
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:03 pm
TECH-NO-LOGICAL RO-MANCE!
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:14 pm
Robots are technology shaped like square people. They are primarily used for destroying Japan and serving hors d'œuvres.
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:36 pm
After I closed my eyes, first it got real dark. Then it got real slimy. Then it got unspeakable and when I opened my eyes, three days had passed. And Pom-Pom still hasn't landed!
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:10 am
Well, I thought that this much gelatin would sorta naturally attract oiled-up bikini wrestlers.
I thought it would naturally attract oiled-up Bill Cosby.
Help has arrived! Everybody in there, shut your eyes. This-a ain't-a gonna be-a prettay.
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:31 pm
I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school.
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:25 pm
They're orange, doo doo. They're black, dee dee. Look for the one with me on the bag... dressed as a vampire!
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:40 am
And the #1 item on Strong Bad's bottom ten is...
Thcleaning your own puke off the keyboard.
Simone, that'll be $7.50. And bring some paper towels. Eww, and some tweasers. I think I see a Fluffy Puff Nibblin' in there.
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:14 pm
All-new Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers are perfect for newborn-type babies, and scalding hot chocolate. No more mouth strain with Fluffy Puff Nibblers!
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