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 Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:36 am
Then Cloud wouldn't see her wearing a pink dress. Instead, she'd be wearing a kimono, red lipstick, and white makeup on her face and then Cloud would get scared and run away from her.
Wow...that was long...O.o
If Don Corneo wasn't a perverted playboy, what would he be?
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:50 am
Either a perverted Sumo Fighter or a half-time ship anchor.
What if somebody in the lab accidentaly flushed Jenova down the drain?
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:51 pm
Then life woulda been a hell of a lot funnier. Actually.... No, that's genius....
The water would have gone into everyone, making everyone Jenova's puppets since everyone knows nobody really recycles the water well enough.... Kuhuhuhuhuhu.......
What if Tifa, ahem, deflowered Aeris and Yuffie at the same time?
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:21 pm
it would and could be possible, specially if she used Aeris staff.. mwahahahaha
what if tifa took on the physique of a male and began dating kefka from final; fantasy six, ( you know the cross dressing villain) and cloud and sephiroth began to play very co,mplicated game of chess and then ninja warrior trials agaianst one an other?
( god im random right now)
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:32 pm
Lets see....
Tifa would eventually dump Kefka for being too wimpy, and go out with Aeris
Sephiroth would win the chess game, and Cloud would throw the board at Sephiroth, and they'd start fighting ((again))
Midway through the ninja trials, Yuffie would show up, and steal everyone's material, starting a game of 'hunt down that hyper ninja and make her pay'
((random answers XD))
Okay, what if Cloud became a huge pervert, and started hitting on all the characters? ((Including Cait Sith))
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:37 pm
Than we'd have three pregnant women, a Vincent with a reason for never sitting down and always standing up (It hurts too much to sit down), a few bombs thrown at him from Cid, a couple bullet wounds ala Barret, and a new spin on the word "Sex Toy."
What if Vincent got really drunk and horny and made love to Yuffie right in front of the FF7 gang?
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:46 pm
Well Aries and Tifa would try to join in.......only to run into Vincent and Barret with open and ready...."arms" with Cat Sith trying to shoot dice with Red XIII
What would happen if Bughenhagen(man i can't spell his name) Raised Red XII to kill all humans?
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:51 pm
An awesome character wouldn't be in FF7.
What would happen if you kicked Rufus in the shin?
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:11 am
Vincent would hunt you down like the dog you are.
What would happen if I stole Yuffie's shuriken?
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:19 am
yuffie's shuriken always comes back so it wouldn't matter.
what if sephiroth actually won and took the planet back for the cetra?
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:23 am
Then he would have revived Aeris, had her as his one true queen, and ruled the world. He may have had a bad way of showing it, but he wanted to extinguish the world's people for what they were doing to the Planet and their corrupt souls. So, he decided to wipe them all out with meteor...
Sorta like, "Super Evil with good intentions..."
What if FF7 was made for the SNES isntead of the PS1?
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:35 am
Then It will look like chibi verison of FF6!!! only Aeris will look like Terra and Cloud will look like Sabin! like this:   Okay,What if Sabin from Final Fantasy 6 Made appearence on FF7? will Tifa Date him?
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:07 pm
Yea, but she dumps him because she keeps thinking he looks like a bear
What would happen if Tifa went to a random bar one night to find Cloud in a dress hitting on other men to get some gil for their journey?
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:35 pm
She would slap him out with his Buster Sword and then drag him to bed. razz heart
What would Vincent do to Chaos if they were two different people?
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:48 pm
He would beat that guy senseless in ways that simple human words cannot describe... So, I'll use Tagalog!
"Patayan Kita, Mada packa! Putang inang s**t you demon s**t! Pah!"
En song singteri.... Boom...
What if, Tifa and Yuffie accidently used Patora ear rings (From DBZ) that fused them together and turned them into one person? Named Tiffie or Yuffa. Or something...
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