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 Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:36 pm
Granted, but then she whips your a** so hard you become paralyzed for the rest of your life.
I wish I had Clouds' motorcycle (Fenrir)
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:24 pm
granted, but then you find out that it's actually made of little tiny nano robots that are shaped like cait sith and they all start talking with that irish accent in unison to drive you into utter madness....so sorry
I wish i could have final fantasy plushies stuffed with candy
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:48 pm
granted but the temperature would suddenly rise and the candy would melt ruining the plushies
i wish i could even possibly be as hot as vincent heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:37 pm
granted, but you couldn't handle all the hotness and blew up
I wish I had an army of chocobos under my command.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:47 pm
Yes, but I start an uprising with a bunch of cactuars and start a war like that which has never been seen
I wish that I had a Tonberry's knife
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:17 pm
Granted, but then you find out it's made of weak plastic, and it bends when you try to defend yourself.
I wish I won a million dollars
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:28 pm
i grant you that million dolloars...in monopoly money
i wish i have bahamut zero as a loyal pet
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:44 pm
Granted, but then Bahumut happened to be the last of his species and was killed 2 days later because you accidently fed him 'Bahumut X Poison'.
I wish Tifa lived with me whee
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:19 pm
Yes, but she soon grows fed up with you and throws you out of the window before taking your house
I wish there was another FF7 movie
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:59 pm
Granted, but the movie was 10 seconds long and the clips only showed half the characters.
I wish I had a pet chocobo.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:20 pm
Granted, but the chocobo is so retarded that it can't even stand properly.
I wish that I had the powers of 'Time' magic.
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:46 am
granted but you accidentally age yourself by millions of years
i wish i had vincent's chaos powers
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:21 am
Yes, but you cannot control your powers and end up slaughtering everyone within a 3 mile radius of your house
I wish I could kick a** like Tifa
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:32 pm
Granted, but you break your legs trying to imitate her trademark Dolphin Kick and you could never walk again
I wish Cloud would teach me his Omnislash V.5
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:12 pm
granted but in the process you get horribly decapitated.
i wish that i could get vincent as a christmas present
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