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 Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:16 pm
"You are the single greatest argument for abortion that I've met in a long while."
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:29 pm
"Just so you know next time, 'gay abortion' and 'one-line verbs' are not actual political issues."
People in my school actually said those, in a special Chapel. It was so funny! xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:48 am
confused One-line verbs? Eh?
"So like, this one time, at Band Camp..."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:46 am
They meant to say "gay adoption" and "line-item veto".
"Take your pathetic presence out of my sight."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:40 pm
"Take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:44 pm
"Your babble is a tedious, homogenized, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:03 pm
"I enjoy watching the downfall of fools.
"You have a remarkable tendency to not listen to readon, I see."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:07 pm
"They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who's good-looking, intelligent, and cultured."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:15 pm
"I'm sure all of the other delinquents look up to you for inspiration."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:43 pm
"You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:49 pm
"Don't you get tired of being so stupid?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:52 pm
"Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for saying even remotely intelligent things with, that's for sure."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:59 pm
"On second thought, no. Your head is so empty that a sheet of paper weighs more."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:03 pm
Touche.
"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...? Like...a coma, perhaps?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:07 pm
LOL
"Did you give yourself a haircut and end up scalping your own head? You look it."
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