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kuropeco rolled 1 100-sided dice:
68
Total: 68 (1-100)
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 Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:51 pm
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
41
Total: 41 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:04 am
This would be the day. The day he found something beside sand or soap.
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Bilious rolled 2 20-sided dice:
11, 9
Total: 20 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:05 am
But all Jerry found was disappointment.
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Nothing Yet rolled 1 100-sided dice:
64
Total: 64 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:44 pm
More soap? Yes, more soap. Endless soap. This island was a natural soap mine.
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Nothing Yet rolled 1 100-sided dice:
20
Total: 20 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:45 pm
As Edgar stomped along the sand, a small portion of the beach caved in just slightly beneath his feet. That was probably indicative of a great cache of riches!
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Nothing Yet rolled 2 20-sided dice:
19, 3
Total: 22 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:47 pm
But it wasn't, of course.
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lizbot rolled 1 100-sided dice:
77
Total: 77 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:31 am
Spying the little monarchist, America looked around the beach for some tea to dump into the sea. But instead she found more soap. Which would also prove useful.
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Nothing Yet rolled 1 100-sided dice:
95
Total: 95 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:03 am
Mimsy returned to the beach, seeking useful items once more.
In a world where soap was a useful item, she found what she was looking for.
It was kind of like a metaphor for her life - diligence and persistence, a drive for discovery, hard work not paying off, a failure to find what she was looking for, 'discovering' things that she pretended she meant to find. It all tied up rather tidily. But she was not that self-aware, so she didn't consider any of that.
She just pocketed the soap again.
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Rejam rolled 1 100-sided dice:
32
Total: 32 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:06 am
Taym ventured down to the beach convinced of more soap. In fact today he almost wanted soap, because the crazy new b***h was trading runestones for it, possibly for the making of explosives.
He didn't find soap. For a split second he was disappointed.
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Rejam rolled 2 20-sided dice:
1, 2
Total: 3 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:07 am
Could it be? Was it really? IT WAS. It was cigarettes! Not Camels, more's the pity, but not menthols, either, so he'd call that a wash. The pack was half-smoked. He did not care. He also felt a brief pang of pity for whatever poor b*****d had misplaced a half a pack of smokes at a time like this, but it was an exceptionally brief pang.
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
65
Total: 65 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:20 am
Jerry put the piece of soap on his head and practiced balancing as he ran away from the beach.
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Nothing Yet rolled 1 100-sided dice:
42
Total: 42 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:13 am
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Nothing Yet rolled 2 20-sided dice:
19, 5
Total: 24 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:22 am
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Nothing Yet rolled 1 100-sided dice:
76
Total: 76 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:23 am
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
82
Total: 82 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:57 am
Jerry briefly considered writing a song about soap on the beach. Somehow, he didn't think that one would sell, although it had to be something everyone could relate to.
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