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 Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:15 pm
Robert watched Clerise walk off to smack the monster - and what a nice, solid hit, too. He beamed proudly - as if he had anything to do with it.
"GOOD JOB. HIT HIM IN THE BALLS!" This was counter-productive to what his boss was yelling at his trainees, but, Robert didn't know what counter-productive meant. So that must have meant it was a good thing.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:15 pm
Marcus watched as the Yeti barreled through the wall. "ARE YOU ******** KIDDING ME?" Oh hey another hole you get to fill
ASDFGHJKLLKHJKJHJHJVFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"Moon trainees, summon your weapons and assume defensive positions. This is ******** bullshit" He muttered the last part to himself. Summoning his weapon he kept an eye on the monster while approaching Aria. "Miss Aria, I don't think this room is defensible, given the fact that thing just busted in here like the damn Kool-aid man." He wanted this to be over and done with. "After this thing is removed, should we move further into the building, or is this the only portal at this facility?"
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iStoleYurVamps
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Bilious rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 10
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:59 pm
 Chaos erupted around him, and the yeti staggered as his equilibrium ebbed and waned. Alright. Maybe just a little bit LESS to drink before the next mission like this. He'd find that careful balance one day. The trainees leaped and flocked like mice around him and the yeti swung around to try to sway them back. Maybe it was the alcohol, or maybe it was just a sturdier golem, Jerry wasn't sure, but the attacks felt more distant, less personal. Maybe he was dissociating, he didn't know, he didn't care, but his howls almost became a rhythmic hum as he grabbed Clerise sharply. Oh wait he knew this red head! No, he didn't really want to hurt her, she had been so nice to him, so instead, the growling coo turned into a fresh, throaty roar as she was hefted up into the air and casually tossed back amongst the wreckage and snow. Where to target... unfamiliar faces would be easiest. Unfamiliar... black, beady eyes locked on H and his casual chair, looking as though he was just missing the popcorn, but was not missing the Candace right along side him. Had she spent the whole mission hovering around him? It was like... like... like they hadn't ever happened. Like what they had wasn't... anything. She might as well have been hanging off of his lap as far as Jerry was concerned, and the yeti's face contorted, head lowered with a fresh wild roar, sharp, stubby horn on his head aimed as he began to charge straight towards that smug face... HP: 68
Target: Clerise
Damage: 5STATUS EFFECT - UNEVEN FOOTING If your weapon requires you to be close to your target to attack, subtract -8 from your roll to account for the amount of debris in the way. If you have a long-ranged weapon (such as Bix's bow or Gale's gun) and do not need to move, your hunter is not affected. If you are unsure, consider this: is your hunter moving anywhere? Yes? Then -8 from the status effect. If you're standing right behind the golem and attacking it, then yes, still roll -8 as the act of attacking can throw you off balance at any moment. Fear charge attacks are not effected because haxxmagic.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:12 pm
Robert let out a sigh when he watched the yeti scoop up Clerise, and shook his head.
"TOLD YOU Y'SHOULDA KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS."
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Baneful rolled 7 4-sided dice:
4, 1, 4, 3, 4, 2, 3
Total: 21 (7-28)
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:13 pm
Rep was suddenly in his absolute favourite place. Surrounded by absolute chaos. And that last hit had been enough to rev Tracey's engines to the maximum. He felt feral, wild and utterly unable to stop himself as he dove in for another assault, Jordan's advice ringing in his ears. Sure, legs and s**t, whatever, he'd do what he was told.
And then someone shouted something /else/, something that actually seemed yeah, a whole ******** more effective. Deadly serious, he charged around behind the beast as it turned its attentions to Clerise - it really did like the ladies like the other one it seemed - and threw his weight against the axe as he stuck it into the ground, using its weight and momentum to slide into range, using the force of the charge to propel him.
And then he kicked out with a foot, as hard as he could, directly where Robert had suggested.
It was a low blow, but he gave no ********/>(( HP - 34
DMG - 17
CHARGE 0/3 1/2 ))
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:28 pm
The Yeti was stopped dead in his tracks, eyes going wide, and somewhere back in teh pod room, the comatose controller of the golem flailed in pain. The Yeti, meanwhile, suddenly emptied it's pained, stretched and useless golem stomach straight onto his attacker, and Rep was suddenly introduced to what remained of Jerry's Bear Friend. There was a lot of blood. But mostly chunks. This is not a new attack round, ok?
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:34 pm
The doctor's smile, wide and satisfied, remained steady throughout the attack, and in fact grew even broader at the approaching creature. The gruesome vomit and it's target coaxed a full-out laugh from him. Coming along himself had definitely been the best of decisions. Pulling his flask out he took another sip and raised it to sickly yeti. "Looks like you've already had your fill, but cheers nonetheless!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:46 pm
Oh s**t! It was coming for them! Not her again please not her again please oh please her head couldn't take another hi--oh god. "Ohgod..." Candace coughed and put a hand against her mouth. That was disgusting! Ugh! Uuuugh! So gross so gross! Not that Rep probably didn't deserve it but..disgusting! Though she did look H's way when he laughed, coughing again and looking anywhere but Rep. Fuuuuuck that's gross.
Wait..disable him...?
Hmmm! Candace gasped and suddenly dropped her bag on the floor, digging through it. There was a rattling of metal as she pulled out a length of metal chains. Ha! She was glad she brought this now even if it did make her bag heavier than she would have liked. She glared at the yeti, gripping the chain with both hands and twirling one end at her side. "Sit still and let them fight you." She muttered mostly to herself before releasing the chain in the yeti's direction.
USING BASIC WEIGHTED CHAINS
TARGET: YETI
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:50 pm
Rep was feeling utterly smug as his blow connected and /hard/, with a very clear flinch from the yeti. He smirked and barked "Hah, felt that did you? " Getting a very giddy thrill out of as far as he was concerned, proving himself as a fantastic asset to the team and a ******** badass all in one go. However what he /wasn't/ expecting was that flinch and what followed.
One moment, glorious b*****d. All pride and emotion.
Next moment it was very much a world of sensations. Smell, Touch and thanks to the fact smiling had seemed like a good ******** idea at the time, taste too. ********/> He wiped /stuff/ off his goggles, and looked down, almost wishing he hadn't. Oh. That was white fur in all the ...entrails. LOVELY. A ******** bear by the looks of it. He actually dry retched at it as he realised.
<....Ew.> Tracey was a ******** WORLD OF SUPPORT he reminded the axe.
Rep didn't even know WHAT to feel, he was in absolute shock and backed away from the beast as soon as he had his senses enough to do so, spotting H laughing off to one side. There was a numb distant sort of anger that was flexing its claws in him, a deep beserker sort of rage that took a while to actually get moving, it was there but it was still hampered by the shock.
He spat on the floor. "******** hell. ******** ******** ******** HELL." This was followed by him trying to shake some of it off in an absolute fury, like a dog shaking itself dry, getting bits of bear chunks everywhere. ******** person could share in the utter JOY of smelling like something a dog wouldn't eat.
"Of all the ******** THINGS."
He kicked a chair clear across the room as he fought the urge to thow up himself, turning back to face the yeti, dripping bear blood and looking like some sort of nightmarish swamp creature, any pretence of withholding his accent gone.
"YOU AND ME YA b*****d. ITS ******** PERSONAL NOW." he roared at it and readied his axe for the next attack, dying a little inside as his hands slid on the handle.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:57 pm
Robert watched the new guy not only take his advice, but then get vomitted on, and react in an excellent manner. He pursed his lips in thought for a moment, before pulling out a piece of paper, and jotting something down. This took him the next three turns to do. The writing was as follows: 
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:47 pm
Clerise groooanedd as she rolled around in the snow. Well. Roll was a strong word for her weak struggling. Her upper torso and face were smashed into the snow, with her a** and legs in the air.
CHRIST. It had CHUCKED her.
After she freed herself, Clerise shuddered with the smell that assaulted her noses. "Oh sweet ******** what in the world is that-" she saw some bits go flying, and...
Ew.
...Ew. She laughed, incredulous, and decided she was JUST FINE out here in the cold, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. She grabbed Balthazar out of the snow next to her and stayed put-- for now.
[[ hp// 39 - 5 = 24
damage done// 0
charges// 1/3, 9d4, 0/2 used ]]
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Lucyal rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:08 am
<Molly, you stupid ghoul, pay attention!>
<R…right!> As Molly righted herself and prepared for her next attack, she looked up in time to see the Yeti empty its stomach on Rep.
…
A hand immediately flew up to Molly’s mouth as her cheeks puffed out and her skin paled.
<MOLLY! I sweat to Jack if yeh blow chunks too...>
She was trying to fight it down, really.
HP: 40/40
DMG: 0
Target: Jerryeti
Charge: 1/3
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Huni Pi rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 3
Total: 5 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:30 am
Oh. Oh God. The smell. Just. Before had to bring a gloved hand to his face, both to keep his senses from being further assaulted and to keep the bile rising in the back of his throat down.
HP: 50
Damage: 0
Charge: 2/3 | The Eye (2d4)
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iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:52 am
Bix was also immobilized by the nausea that swept over him. He started to wretch, pulling his warm clothes away from his face and neck as he dry heaved. This was the second most disgusting thing they'd faced so far in his time here.
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Ice Queen rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 5
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:07 am
Determined, Sydney brought up her crossbow and aimed better this time, taking the advice of the superior officers and aiming at the monster's eyes. She got a decent shot in, although she didn't get the eye.
HP: 40
Damage: 4
Charge: 2/3
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