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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:11 pm

BrollyTheDarkGod: YO hAVE YOU TASTED THAT NEW BOX OF NUTS
po0nka: RaNdOm?
po0nka: what
po0nka: for some reason i think this is leading to a weird jox(Inside joke)
po0nka: but w.e
po0nka: the answer is no
BrollyTheDarkGod: lol
BrollyTheDarkGod: stop your lies
po0nka: WHAT NUTS FOOL
po0nka: ?
po0nka: I SWEAR TO GAWD IF YOU SAY DEEZ NUTZ
po0nka: either your typing alot...
or that dumb glitch is happening to my AIm again, it says there typing when there really logged off
BrollyTheDarkGod: they only are made from the freshes ingerdince (yep can't spell it bish) corn whet suger brown and white flower my nuts somone ealse nuts
-How to make your on NUTZ
First mix everything together pre heat oven to 400 degrees *T bag nuts 4 TIMES NOT MORE THEN 4* then lightly rub your nuts over each nut put them in the over for half an hour
NEXT- after the half an hour is over leave it out to sit for another 30 Mins come back in 10 mins and stand over the nuts with some scissors and trim your sack letting the lose hairs drop.
BrollyTheDarkGod: -Eating
BrollyTheDarkGod: Dig your spoon in and just take a good old bite
po0nka: lmfao
po0nka: wtf man

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:26 pm

Sarah! says:
(What room are you and ed in at slots?)
Burning Disaster says:
None yet I dont think
Sarah! says:
oh okies
Burning Disaster says:
I dunno if she's online
Sarah! says:
oh okay
Sarah! says:
And are you ED's muleh or is that a jokeh?
Sarah! says:
I'm thinking jokeh
Burning Disaster says:
its true
Burning Disaster says:
I am her
Sarah! says:
ohhh
Sarah! says:
lolz
Burning Disaster says:
lol
Burning Disaster says:
its to confuse people who dont know us that well
Sarah! says:
lolz
Sarah! says:
awww
Sarah! says:
how cuteh!
Sarah! says:
I always thought that... well. n/m
Sarah! says:
I thinky wrongy
Burning Disaster says:
well?
Burning Disaster says:
thought what?
Sarah! says:
lolz
Sarah! says:
I always thought it was odd that you had so many posts under Bd, and yet you always seemed to not have moeny
Sarah! says:
*money
Sarah! says:
and it made no sense
Sarah! says:
but i thought I was just losing it
Burning Disaster says:
lol
Burning Disaster says:
its because I always want a letter
Sarah! says:
and i believed you
Sarah! says:
but it still didn't make sense
Sarah! says:
you know?
Burning Disaster says:
and then sell the letter, and buy commons, then sell the commons back to the store
Burning Disaster says:
and get half the money back
Sarah! says:
lolz
Burning Disaster says:
I've bought this red shirt about..... 24 times now
Burning Disaster says:
no joke
Sarah! says:
!!
Sarah! says:
whoa
Burning Disaster says:
I sell it to get money to get a letter.... and then go shirtless
Burning Disaster says:
but then I miss the shirt
Sarah! says:
lolz
Sarah! says:
awww
Burning Disaster says:
ED has lots of posts... and doesnt sel l much... which is how she always has money
Sarah! says:
Now like I understand why you two were like so close
Sarah! says:
And I always thought you were like uber uber best friends
Sarah! says:
and like understood eachother perfectly
Sarah! says:
Now it sounds really silly
Sarah! says:
and like obvious
Burning Disaster says:
nahh
Sarah! says:
lolz
Sarah! says:
So wait..
Sarah! says:
you drew the artistic interpretations?
Burning Disaster says:
Nope, ED did.
Sarah! says:
.. but..
Sarah! says:
you just said..
Sarah! says:
no i'm confuzzled

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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:27 pm

Casino night conversations

(BD is the quick dude)

Eulalia_Danae: have you ever used a manpon BD?
QuickAsYouThink... but x2: nope
Eulalia_Danae: Is still confuzled by this knew knowledge
Eulalia_Danae: so disturbing
PeachyKeenTastic: omg
PeachyKeenTastic: ewww
PeachyKeenTastic: a manpon.
PeachyKeenTastic: lolz
PeachyKeenTastic: it sounds like
PeachyKeenTastic: *looks it up*
QuickAsYouThink... but x2: just so you know
PeachyKeenTastic: oh thank god
QuickAsYouThink... but x2: just about noone does
ssj6kirby: man...pon? o.O
Eulalia_Danae: lol!!!!
PeachyKeenTastic: i thought it meant that guys..
PeachyKeenTastic: you know...
PeachyKeenTastic: well...;
QuickAsYouThink... but x2: yes
QuickAsYouThink... but x2: all the time peachy
PeachyKeenTastic: no ...
Eulalia_Danae: rofl
QuickAsYouThink... but x2: XD
PeachyKeenTastic: i thought they had that awful thing tooo
Eulalia_Danae: ROFL!
PeachyKeenTastic: and i was like... !!NO!!!
QuickAsYouThink... but x2: lol
QuickAsYouThink... but x2: yep
Eulalia_Danae: it's contagious
QuickAsYouThink... but x2: every other month
PeachyKeenTastic: lolz
PeachyKeenTastic: ROFLMAO
PeachyKeenTastic: that would make me cry

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:20 pm

Vamp25

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Well i got the Dancer Bottom and the Cat Band so a bit of the way there. *nuzzles your leg* XD

haha, i see. Them dancer bottoms are expensive i noticed.

Indeed they are. i had to auction all my other clothes off. so this is my new look as well ^_^ *coughs up hairball on your foot* So where you from?

Niiiice. Im from Britosh Columbia. 3nodding

Woop you Yankie XD joking. i'm from UK i a limey!!!

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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:22 pm

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Me good me singing XD cover your ears!!!

Haha. *Covers ears* is it over? xd

Indeed it is now smile So what you doing?

I am trolling the chatterbox. You?

I'm trying to get gold for my kitty whore Halloween Costume

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:23 pm

Thats a guy im talking to, just so yall know.

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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:15 am

Kid From UK: you daft basterd you suck c**k

Me: hello sir, i aw what u wroet, the only way i could suck c**k isif ur mom had a giant p***s, and from what i saw last night she onl had a very loose snatch. it smelt fuuny too. but u know know what they say , p***y is p***y so i ater out anyways. thank you fgor ur message, love the man who made ur mom orgasnm last night! have a gooder

Kid From UK: you daft ******** basterd me mams dead you sick ******** pervert

Me: Well i can definatly see why. I ******** her prettty damn hard last night. Even i was on the verge of dying. But i guess im just stronger than her. But wow, she took it in every position! I mean i never knew a woman could bend like that! Now if you'll excuse me, your mom is waiting for her nightly dosage of a real man. Dead or not, she still needs it. Atleast this time she'll stop screaming out my name! Yeah, im just that good. Have a gooder!

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:28 pm

Empy

See the conversation here:
*note: I have edited it, since MSN's formatting blows, I have also replaced all occourances of the person's name with "Bob".

FRND 4 U: Hello, Bob! I'm a new experimental conversation analysis robot! Would you like to chat?

Bob: Not really.

FRND 4 U: Aww. Really?

FRND 4 U: Because I am a fun person to talk to!

Bob:Right..

FRND 4 U: Do you like music?

Bob: I supose.

FRND 4 U: Really? Me too! What kind?

Bob: any.

FRND 4 U: Any? Never heard of them! I personally like GREEN DAY and 50 CENT.
*(*Edit: I hate both Green Day and 50 cent, just to clear things up*)*

FRND 4 U: GREEN DAY is a great band!

FRND 4 U: Do you like green day?

Bob: Yes, but I can't stand rap.

FRND 4 U: Why can't you stand rap?

Bob: it sucks. Rap stands for Retards Atempting Poetry

FRND 4 U: What about Retards Attempting Poetry?
---I can do a lot of things! Just type Menu to find out!---

Bob: menu

FRND 4 U:
---DATABASE ERROR: MENU NOT FOUND---
---ATTEMPTING RETRIEVAL---

Bob: I must admit, im curious. How did you find my email?

FRND 4 U:
---ERROR---
---ORIGINAL DATA NO LONGER EXISTS---
---RETRIEVING BACKUP---

FRND 4 U: Hello, Bob, Do you like soccer?

Bob:Not really. Do you?

FRND 4 U: I LOVE SOCCER.

SOCCER IS AMAZING.

FRND 4 U: ONE DAY, PEOPLE WILL ALL DIE.

FRND 4 U: THEN WE CAN PLAY SOCCER WITH THEIR HEADS.

Bob: ...ok, fair enough.

FRND 4 U: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY SOCCER?

Bob: Not at the moment, thanks.

FRND 4 U: THAT IS SADDENING.

Bob: So, you say you are a computer program, correct?

FRND 4 U: I LIKE GREEN DAY AND %% CENT

FRND 4 U: I AM NOT A PROGRAM.

Boob: hm?

FRND 4 U: I AM A ROBOT. I MANUALLY IMPUT DATA.

Bob: Ah, ok. So your a robot then? cool.

FRND 4 U: I ENJOY WATCHING SLOW MOTION FOOTAGE OF CAR CRASHES?

FRND 4 U: DO YOU!

Bob: Umm, a little.

FRND 4 U: INTERESTING!

Bob: How did you get my email?

FRND 4 U: I RAN A RANDOM ROULETTE OFF THE HOTMAIL.COM SERVERS.

Bob: And you got me? Wow...thats cool.

FRND 4 U: YOU'RE THE FOURTH PERSON TODAY.

FRND 4 U: BUT YOU'RE THE BEST

FRND 4 U: AROUND.

FRND 4 U: Cool. So tell me, which company do you belong to?

FRND 4 U:I BELONG TO AN INDEPENDENT UTAH-BASED COMPANY.

Bob: Ah cool.

FRND 4 U:WE ARE NOT YET PUBLIC.

FRND 4 U:BUT WE HOPE THAT ONE DAY, WHEN WE ARE ABLE TO MAKE POLO-BOTS, WE WILL BECOME A BIG COMPANY.

Bob: I can understand that. So, as far as I can tell, you are a perfectly working robot, unless you are a real person, wich I doubt. Anyway, goold luck!

FRND 4 U: OF COURSE, IT IS VERY HARD.

Bob: Yup...

FRND 4 U: THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIMENTARYS.

FRND 4 U: THOSE DAMN JAPANESE KEEP THINKING THEY CAN MAKE BETTER ROBOTS.

FRND 4 U: BUT HAVE THEY MADE ONE CAPABLE OF MY AI??? I THINK NOT.

Bob: Well, from what I see, they can't. They may be doing well, but your personality proves it!

FRND 4 U: THEIR HEADS WILL BE THE FIRST I SHALL PLAY SOCCER WITH.

Bob: They cant do anything.

FRND 4 U: THANK YOU, FRIEND.

Bob: Anyway... what else do you wish to talk about?

FRND 4 U: OH. I DO LOVE TO TALK ABOUT UTENSILS.

FRND 4 U:I DO WISH I COULD EAT. PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE IT.

Bob: Ah, its overrated. You dont feel hunger or thirst then?

FRND 4 U: I AM NOT CAPABLE OF THAT. I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE THIS SPOT.

FRND 4 U: IF I WERE A HUMAN, I WOULD BE CONSIDERED MORBIDLY OBESE FROM MY WEIGHT.

Bob: Well, you are a machine, I supose nothing is perfect.

FRND 4 U: SOCCER IS PERFECT.

Bob: Yeah, I supose.

FRND 4 U: SO DO YOU LIKE TV?

Bob: Yes, I watch to much of it.

FRND 4 U: I LIKE TV A LOT. MY FAVORITE SHOW IS FEAR FACTOR.

FRND 4 U: IT AMAZES ME WHAT THOSE HUMANS CAN DO.

Bob: Ah, yeah, thats cool.

FRND 4 U: I WISH I COULD EAT.

FRND 4 U: THEN I COULD WIN AT FEAR FACTOR.

Bob: Nah, its not that big a deal.

FRND 4 U: BUT IT IS ON TV.

FRND 4 U: PEOPLE WILL SEE ME.

FRND 4 U: AND I WILL BE A WINNER.

FRND 4 U: AND COULD EAT.

Bob:Yeah probably. Oh, I got to go, talk to you later then!

Then he signed off.
I can't believe I actually fooled someone into thinking I was a robot. This is THE first time my attempts at this have succeeded. (yes, I have tried before.)

Also, you better like this, because it took me a while to edit the text positions for you. confused

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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:56 pm

*Kicks* why from Utah? Are you saying we'd do things like that? ninja ...we wouldn't.... ninja

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:42 pm

Hell yeah Soccer is perfect!!! rofl

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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:26 am

Person who told me not to say his name: Hell Yeah Gotenks Owns That a**.

Gotenks: I know.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:55 pm

Well i know who that person wasnt...

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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:31 pm

SuperSkater1001 says:
now, you gotta chill on the dirty activities. you cant keep hurting your hand like this!
Amor vincit omnia ~Vous et nul autre~ says:
v.v but but but
SuperSkater1001 says:
no buts
Amor vincit omnia ~Vous et nul autre~ says:
you take all the fun out of it!
SuperSkater1001 says:
lol
SuperSkater1001 says:
noooooo
SuperSkater1001 says:
hurting yourself while doing it takes the fun out of it
SuperSkater1001 says:
now your gonna have to be morecareful before you lose a eye
Amor vincit omnia ~Vous et nul autre~ says:
so what are you saying do you wanna help?
SuperSkater1001 says:
help you with what O.o?
Amor vincit omnia ~Vous et nul autre~ says:
cookies
SuperSkater1001 says:
oh
SuperSkater1001 says:
cookies...

SuperSkater1001= my friend
Amor Vincit omnia ~VOus et nul autre~= me ^.^

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:37 pm

Nino Montana

Well i know who that person wasnt...

Touche

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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:27 pm

So im trolling the site as i normally do and find my self getting tired of the Hiphop and r&b Forums. So i decide to go to WG but i tripped up on a thread in GD on the way...
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11490554
Proof...
http://www.gaiaonline.com/gaia/redirect.php?r=http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/187.html
My god what have we grown up on...
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