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 Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:49 pm
"I understand you left the partly whittled cell door locked behind you, had set fire to your bedding, and had drawn pictures on the wall."
"Yes,"
and
"I told him I'd thought of a way to destroy Amber. I described it to him, and he locked me in."
"That wasn't very nice"
"I know"
AND
"...He used to bring men who showed me splotches of ink and made me tell stories about them. That was fun, until I told a story I didn't like and turned the man into a frog. The king was angry when I wouldn't turn him back"
AAAND!
"Do you have the feel of the instrument?" I asked him.
"Yes, it's a sharpened spoon, isn't it?"
You just gotta love Dworkin, he's completely off his rocker
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:57 pm
"Is Jesus being molested by the tentecles coming out of that school girl's backpack?"
"I believe he is...."
Just gotta love conventions.
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:22 am
Dart Fled "Is Jesus being molested by the tentecles coming out of that school girl's backpack?" "I believe he is...." Just gotta love conventions. Woah woah what? Speaking of Jesus 
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:23 pm
@Bapp and Dart: Haha those are great!! XD
From my own brain when I was bored:
"You're weird."
"Says the guy with the funny name and occupation."
From friends at college today:
*passing bag of popcorn around* "Here, take some."
*a few minutes later, out of blue* "THE POPCORN HAS HERPES!"
rofl
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:39 pm
One that I had tried to block out but has reemerged, and once again from the convention.
"Don't forget the p***s!"
I'll even give the context. The main bad guy was eating his hermaphordite lover to be with *chringes* "her" even in death since she was killed by the "hero" of the story, Violance Jack.
Oddly and luckily enough that was the ONE thing they didn't show us him eating.... then he become a demon.
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:56 pm
@Dart: Don't ya just love conventions? =D
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:19 pm
Well other then that the only other thing being said during the whole night was select cuss words when something happen, cheers, and a "Boom headshot!' when it came up.
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:07 pm
This LITERALLY just happened.
*while working on Mirassou avi for the ball*
"Whoops I took his pants off!" XD
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:05 pm
"If guys can go shirtless, why can't we?"
"I know. It would so much cooler."
"But we would jiggle more."
"Depends on the man."
/pondering for a few moments/
"Hey! I'll put it on my blog and get opinions."
AND
"I mean, I get how gay guys do it, they have a hole and a c**k. But how do lesbians do it?"
"With their noses?"
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:06 pm
Twilight just got OWNED!2 parts to the comic so far, one featuring Obama and an I Am Legend theme, the other ripping on Twilight Just read it, it takes less than 2 hours and is VERY WELL WORTH IT
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:44 am
iGrunny E M O "If guys can go shirtless, why can't we?" "I know. It would so much cooler." "But we would jiggle more." "Depends on the man." /pondering for a few moments/ "Hey! I'll put it on my blog and get opinions." AND "I mean, I get how gay guys do it, they have a hole and a c**k. But how do lesbians do it?" "With their noses?" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:24 am
LMFAOOOOO!! That's one helluva euphemism. rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:48 pm
No. My friends seriously thought about noses.
"You realize, since you two are both female, nothing would come from an incestually relationship?"
"You just want to see that, Lizbet."
"Hell no. I want to be part of that."
"So, Elizabeth wears the pants in this relationship?"
"She always wears the pants."
"Even during sex."
"Always."
"A mi me quiero oompa loompas."
"So, you want Oompa Loompas sexually in Spanish?"
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:59 pm
All I got to go along with that is (another convention one) some random girl who walked by and said rather loudly "I LOVE VIGINA!"
After stopping and letting my brain process that for a bit all I could actually think about saying was "I bet you made some guy very happy." though I didn't say that out loud.
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:02 pm
"So, what dorm are you in?"
"I'm only an eighth grader."
"Ah...I guess that makes me a ***** bear."
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