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 Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:47 am
But what kind of a retard would tell his current girlfriend that she couldnt out-f**k the previous one? I mean, isnt that like calling a girl fat? (HUGE NO NO!)
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:56 am
HUGE NO NO! Yes but if your breaking up then it really doesn't matter.
Its just something that "adds Icing on the cake" so to speak.
There was this guy I was with once, we were together for a little while and a problem he had was that he couldn't "keep it up" during sex. I mean I dont think I did anything wrong or turned him off in any way he'd just always go limp just when things started getting hot.
Well after a while he was an a*****e enough to blame me for it, said I was too 'harsh' on him, which was bullshit I was actually more gentle with him than I was with any one else. Turns out he turned a few of his ex girlfriends lesbian ( I can see why)
Simply put to get even with this a*****e and set him straight, I simply spread the word.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:10 am
I can understand that, my first girlfriend was not really good at sex, she complained that it was all I wanted all the time, but in reality I didnt enjoy a lot with her, i liked her as a person, but she was not my type on bed, but given I had no other experience I ended up thinking sex was overrated... until I met my second girlfriend, who totally turned my world upside down, she was virgin, and even then she was so much more of my type, the sheer memories of times long gone brings me to the brink of tears.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:17 am
I know what you mean. gonk
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:32 am
You do sound a lot more experienced than I do.
I havent had that many relationships, because I am kind of stable, so my rlationships tend tobe measured in months and years, and not in days or weeks, as most of my peers' ones do.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:36 am
I may sound as though I am but I highly doubt it.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:42 am
Pne has to be able to hide the aces under your sleeve until required, arent we? I say its better not to raise too much the expectation of one's performance, better blow away someone with a performance not expected than let down because have been building too much hyoe around it :p
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:51 am
Haha! did you copy that from the GaiaGuildBot from hel or did you actually make that up? xd
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:56 am
You finally solved it... I AM THE GAIA BOT FROM HELL!
Ok, back to earth, I just made that one up :p but its partially true, I love the look on the eyes of a girl after a thorough session, totally spent, being uncapable of uttering a word, just thinking she had no idea what she was getting into xd.
I am sure that had they been told any kind of thing beforehand, their guard wouldnt have been lowered and no surprise would have come from that moment.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:59 am
Ugh! And to think I vowed a 3 year abstinence gonk
I'll have to sacrifice quite a few rabbits and kittens to Goddess Freya...If only I could. crying
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:05 am
I feel for you, 3 years is really a long time, once my fiancee left me I was left abstinent for quite a while, but had I known before hand how much time would pass... the sheer knowledge of the exact number would have driven me nuts.
Well, that stems from the fact that I am a little chaotic, and can be a tad desperate from time to time.
Just remember that rabbits make great meals after being sacrificed ok? as for cats, I couldnt bring myself to eat them normally, I hold some members of their species in high regard.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:10 am
Uhm, no I can't sacrifice without getting sent to jail for quite a few years.
I honestly never sacrificed an animal before, I watched the ceremony once and drank the blood in Odins honor but thats it, and if I ever did yes I would use the carcass because that would just be a waste of fresh meat! gonk
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:20 am
Well, I understand they are a lot more uptight on the animal issues over the states, here in mexico, and obviously at sapin, bullfighting is quite common, and after the bull has been killed, his blood is given to people who stand in line afterwards, so drinking animals blood does not phase me at all, but I find most people find this to be despicable and totally abhore it, calling it a barbarian action, I just think that each place has its own costumes, and I dont think theres anything wrong with them.
As for me, I am not too sure if I could be able to do it, I mean sacrificing an animal, maybe a rabbit, but no animal I have had as a pet before.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:03 am
I almost got sacrificed before heh.Mainly because I refused to allow some people to sacrifice this wolf they somehow managed to capture.It was such a beautiful wolf too!Pure white fur and icy blue eyes.At any rate after I released it they people who had wanted to sacrifice it turned to me and wanted to sacrifice me as a substitute! >< Thankfully though,there was a farm nearby with more then enough chickens.(they were gunna kill the chickens anyway cuz that's what they were raising um for.) So I got off the hook o.o anywho,people tend to forget where we all came from as a race and how we started out....anywho,moving back onto the subject of this thread (haha) I've been single for over a year now (or close to it anyway) and have had no "contact" whatsoever, which is to say, to kissing,to cuddling,no sex.no fooling around, nothing.What bothers me the most of not doing is cuddling xp but yea.As for stories of my -cough- adventures, some of them are pretty wild.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:14 am
Wow. You came to the right place. *cuddles Jak* There. Now your drought is (somewhat) over. I give free cuddles!
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