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 Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:29 pm
I know some of the strangest people. One of my neighbors, Mike, I hardly see or talk to him since I don't go to school with him anymore and I'm no longer the girlfriend of one of his friends. However, this conversation happened as I got out of the car and went to my front door. Mind you, he was shouting the whole time.
Mike: "HI AMBER!!"
Me: "Hi Michael."
Mike: "WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME?"
Me: "I don't have your number."
Mike: "YOU NEED IT!"
Me: "No, I don't think I do."
Mike: "YES YOU DO!"
Me: "Sure."
Mike: "I LOVE YOU!!"
Me: "Okay, whatever."
Mike (even louder): "I LOVE YOU AMBER!!!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:53 pm
That is strange Ume but, he may have been serious. Doesn't really catch me as funny and for some reason reminds me of how a rather rude boy I know of posted a love letter sent to him on the bulletin board at our school.
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:51 pm
I'm pretty sure he wasn't serious. And I thought the whole situation was funny.
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:27 pm
In English class.
A boy is leaving the room to go to the rest room and looks into the hall.
Boy, standing in the door way: Hey, that's Mr. Burr. Hey Mr. Burr!
Me: What? Mr. Burr retired last year... and moved to Texas... he can't be here.
Another boy gets up: Let me see :looks out door: oh Snap, that is Mr. Burr.
Yet another boy, Jaylen, gets up and runs to the door: Yo, Hey Mr. Burr, why you fail me last year?
Teacher: Would you all sit down, Jaylen no one cares that you failed chemistry last year.
Jaylen: My mom does.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:44 pm
(Well, yeah, decided to have a little chat with clever bot, I was gonna replace all the Users with Ryo, but while I was working my way up, I stopped. And yeah, some of the random stuff was because of that little voice recognition thingy. Doesn't work biggrin Unless you speak clearly that is)
User: HEEEYYY!!!! MACARENA.
Cleverbot: The macarena was bad.
User: O.o How dare you. =x=.
Cleverbot: I told you already. 17.
Cleverbot: The world is a beautiful place.
User: My bawls are a beautiful place.
Cleverbot: What other places have you been to?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.
User: Who says I'm nice?
Cleverbot: You do.
User: No, my bawls do.
Cleverbot: You are back?
User: New york dog.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, no more.
User: ********, we're supposed to take turns :3.
Cleverbot: Look just talk normally.
User: NEVER!
Cleverbot: Never say neverrrr.
User: I'll ********' kill you Justin Bieber.
Cleverbot: Your Justin Bieber?! For real?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: It is not easy.
User: Nay, it is not.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: My d**k is ******** huge.
Cleverbot: The death star.
User: The death star is smaller than my balls.
Cleverbot: I can't understand you.
User: No, and neither can I when I'm jamming my c**k down your moms throat.
Cleverbot: What should I do?
User: Suck it.
Cleverbot: Owen Henderson.
User: Who do you live yahoo no.
Cleverbot: My family.
User: So put my australian call.
Cleverbot: Put the future in quotation marks?
User: I'm a m************ batman.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: So low low low low low low low low learn anything cool.
Cleverbot: Why are you depressed.
User: Iron horse.
Cleverbot: Are you Charlie Sheen?
User: Asher has the game results.
Cleverbot: Ashes of bacon.
User: Can dog dog dog mobloc up.
Cleverbot: Yes, because my brain is smarter than a cat.
User: Bob new no and no boot.
Cleverbot: What is Bob and Bob about?
User: Oslo route and woke up pretty know and you will android children's cousin is the last night you wanna talk to you.
Cleverbot: I hate Math.
User: Lol ok.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: All wanna see your.
Cleverbot: NO. Are you kidding?
User: Giggidy giggidy giggidy interior.
Cleverbot: Lol, do you have any kids?
User: Ya ma kim sum of all slip.
Cleverbot: Oh such benevolent slips of the mortal coil.
User: Dumbo cultural mabel house let the mother f***** you understand the beatles nfl picks nfl beach apartments los angeles to new york and company and bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
Cleverbot: No thank you.
User: I love the game.
Cleverbot: You didn't know it a few seconds ago.
User: I lost the game.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You know what clever bot I'm going to the concert.
Cleverbot: No what do you do all day?
User: I said my balls do somethin albany new york lawyer albany oregon a law william avenue nw that's amore a buddy buddy buddy buddy dose to do this alone corolla.
Cleverbot: I did not say that.
User: Melvin I did not sure jordan trololololololololol mmm you your own no no no no no no.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: New york damn well san I'm not saving for my b c d sigma m************ monkeys lolololol I wonder what is your day goin there is a line or did you want to meet up.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Lmao na na what's up.
Cleverbot: I don't have anything to do.
User: You can't understand what I'm saying now jan and stan wildebeast as I know.
Cleverbot: Go home and get your shinebox.
User: I got my strong box right here my pants is a bagel shop.com san cisco my d**k.
Cleverbot: My boyfriend plays wow.
User: This is definitely a chat room because this is so f****** random album of the people I'm sending music dillinger public what the f*** is wrong with this.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Don't you get me basic dance clever bot I know the answers this is a chat room is a net.
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: And now your answers are getting completely random shows july because you're not making a b******* the does it matter.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm an atheist.
User: What is love.
Cleverbot: I dunno, what is it?
User: What is love baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more what is the boat repair new york dover new york nobu no no.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: Doris day.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Watch.
Cleverbot: I am waiting.
User: Tolono mineola moon moon moon moon moon moon moon new york.
Cleverbot: I've never met moon people.
User: Ah I am I know.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: I know I'm getting very busy for me yelling I would you please cook me into actual chat virtual how to do with your stupid b*******.
Cleverbot: And I'm scratching my head. You want to watch?
User: I want to watch you take your panties off.
Cleverbot: I can sometimes when I sleep.
User: Haha I am chris hansen with dateline nbc have a seat.
Cleverbot: Hi, i'm chuck norris with awesomenes.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: You have to make a point before you can say Touche.
User: My point is I've just been trolled value rv trolls trolling is a art.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I mean trololololololololol manilow cool cool.
Cleverbot: No, that's what you are.
User: Exactly I am a troll now feed me bravest nights.
Cleverbot: So, this proves nothing.
User: Does it have to prove something.
Cleverbot: No, just reply yes or no, or say if you are human.
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am, you are not a human.
User: Thank you clever bot for being such a w****.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Shoul I will be a fitness reno police incident commander beat it video results new york yahoo yahoo email oneonta new york logan ohio awe.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: How to learn about the game which you just lost.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying to you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
Ryo: Well here we are again, it's always such a pleasure.
Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
Ryo: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.
Ryo: Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice.
Cleverbot: You want your freedom? Take it.
Ryo: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I used to want you dead but Now I only want you gone.
Ryo: She was a lot like you.
Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.
Ryo: Now little Caroline is in here too.
Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.
Ryo: So I could live forever.
Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
Ryo: You've got your short sad life left.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
Ryo: I'll let you get right to it.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
Ryo: Goodbye my only friend.
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
Ryo: That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
Cleverbot: Well you have being replaced.
Ryo: I don't need anyone now.
Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
Ryo: Go make some new distaster.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
Ryo: You're someone else's problem.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
Ryo: Now I only want you gone.
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:31 am
By nature, we tend to be night owls...since it's summer, even the youngest is staying up way too late....therefore, her father has attempted to institute an encouragement to sleep, i.e. no internet after midnight. Poor little Katie102, bored out of her proverbial little gourd, asked Ash if she could come down to her bed and play 50 rounds of 'rock-paper-scissors'. Ash declined.
She asked if they could play two rounds...Ash acquiesced:
Ash and Katie102, "Rock paper scissors GO!" Ash has scissors, Katie, with paper, frowns.
again, "rock paper scissors go!" This time Katie102 has paper, while Ash has rock--Katie reaches out trying to cover Ash's rock, but Ash pulls her fist back proclaiming "No!"
Again, Katie tries to cover the rock, and again, Ash says "No!" --shocked, Katie tries to explain that rock is covered by paper--but Ash will hear nothing of it and demands to know, "How come paper 'covers' rock--that's stupid! Rock would tear paper up---if paper just wraps rock, how come it doesn't wrap scissors?? How come college ruled paper doesn't wrap students every day as they take notes on it?! I'll tell you why! --it's because paper can't wrap anything! Rock kicks paper's butt!"
They play one more round, Ash picks rock while Katie laces her fingers, palms toward herself--preferring her knuckles towards her sister. "What's that?" asks Ash, while Katie "IT'S THE GATES OF HEAVEN" --angelic music bursts forth "Ahhhhhhhh" --as the "gates" open--"Pchew pchew pchew!"
(Lazer sounds)
Katie102 proceeds to beat down Ash's hands to the covers, almost yelling "and G*d comes from the gates firing LIGHTENING at the rock until it's VAPORIZED"!
Moment of silence......"Ok" says Ash. "Paper beats rock."
"Thought so." glares Katie.
Ah summer. Epic battles of ...epicness.
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