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~Entering Nibelhem~
Tifa: Wha...What!? Our home town! I remember it being burned down!

Barret: Yeah Cloud! You said it was burned down by Sephiroth, but here we stand!

Cloud: I know what I'm talking about! I remember the intense heat!

~Enters Tifa's House~

Tifa: This was my house...who are all these guys in black cloaks?

Black Cloak #2: We....Wait....for...you...Se.......phi.....roth....

Cloud: So Sephiroth has been here!

Black Cloak #2: We.......will...be......at...the...reunion....

Tifa: These guys are scareing me...

Barret: Yeah me too...lets go outside. *starts walking with Tifa outside*

Cloud: *Also walking out behind them*...So Sephiroth is really back...

Black Cloak #2: Thats....right.......now...get....out.....of my....house...punk......b***h.......

Cloud: *Stops and turns around* eek What'd you say to me?

Black Cloak #2: Your...mother....sucks........chicken... greese.......in....hell....

Cloud: scream Don't talk about my mom like that!

Black Cloak #2: Off....my.......nuts....Bi....otch.....G...G G...G....Un...it...

Cloud: stressed Your pissing me off Cloak Dude!

Black Cloak #2: Got....beef....?....run....that........s**t.....b***h....

Cloud: Grrrr!!! HELL FIRE!!! *dissapears and Ifrit appears*

Black Cloak #2: eek Holy......s**t............Dude....
~Ifrit burns and kills the Black Cloaked man, along with burning the house which catches another house on fire and soon the whole villige~
Tifa: eek WHATS HAPPENING!?

Cloud: *Running outside from the burning house* eek Um...uh...er... scream Sephiroth! Damn you! gonk He appeared inside and caught everthing on fire! I tried to stop him but he...um...escaped! eek Yeah thats it! mrgreen He escaped!

Tifa: crying NOOOO!!! Not again! I cant handle this!

Barret: scream I'm makeing it my goal to kill Sephiroth now!!!

Cloud: ninja Phew...

Cloud: I'm high on life.

Vincent: Why is everything so black?

Vincent: (Singing) Can't Touch This.

*The team is getting their ears pierced*

Cloud: Is this gonna hurt? sweatdrop
Owner: Just for like two seconds, hold still.
Yuffie: *Turns her head and throws up on the floor*
Owner: GOD!! WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON BLOWING CHUNKS IN MY SHOP!? scream
Janitor: *Comes in and cleans the floor*
Cloud: Huh...? confused
Owner: *Stabs the needle through Cloud's left lobe*
Cloud: eek *Shaking and jumping around in his seat* OW!!! scream
Tifa: *In another chair* Both lobes please! 3nodding
Co-Owner: *Stabs two needles through Tifa's ears*
Tifa: 3nodding
Cloud: stare
Cait Sith: Could I get mine pierced? 3nodding
Owner: Uh...Your a cat confused
Cait Sith: WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, Just lemmie get em done! gonk
Owner's Daughter Stacie: Hey you, have a seat. heart
Everyone: eek xp
Cait Sith: OW! whee
Stacie: So cutie, where do you want these bad boys? *Stroking his fur*
Cloud, Barret, Cid, Vincent: sweatdrop *Really jealous*
Cait Sith: My ears, thanks gorgeous heart
Cloud: *To the Co-Owner* Don't you have a hot daughter too!? crying
Everyone: *Notices the Co-Owner is Godo* eek
Yuffie: stare
Cloud: Nevermind stare xp
Stacie: *Stabs Cait's ears* There we go, all done. 4laugh
Cait Sith: Ow, it kind of hurts sad
Stacie: *Gives him a kiss* Not anymore honey heart
Cait Sith: 4laugh
Cloud, Barret, Cid, Vincent: crying crying crying
Yuffie: Come on, aren't I hot, god Cloud your SO mean! mad
Cloud: No girl, YOU R TEH UGLINESS! xp
Godo: *Taps the owner's shoulder* Mind if I do Cloud's other ear? evil
Cloud: sweatdrop
Godo: *Pulls out a huge drill*
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! gonk *Runs*

*Cait Sith's watching TV*

Some guy: Come boys and girls, buy our top notch, real-size, brand new chocobo-rider-Cloud action figures! If you haven't bought one yet, then you're stupid! Buy one now!
(parts sold separately)

Cait Sith: Oh no! I don't wanna be stupid! *runs off to the toy shop*

*3 weeks later*

Cait Sith: Why hasn't my Cloud figure arrived yet?

*elsewhere, CSI Midgar has just made a thrilling discovery*

CSI 1: So you're saying someone shoved Cloud inside this box, where he died from the lack of oxygen, then threw the box inside a truck and then fell right down the super highway?

CSI 2: Yep

CSI 1: All right then take the remains back to the lab to analize them.

Zack:Alright Wutai people this is the word gay, thats what you are

Cloud: Zack what are you doing?

Zack: Teachin these Wutai people how to speak english

Cloud: Why? whats wrong with speaking Wutai?

Zack: Cause they have to learn the language of the land

Cloud: Language of the land? how do we know that its our land?

Zack: Cause we were here first, that makes us the colony so we own this land, didn't you read the manual?

Cloud: What manual!?!

Zack: The Kick a** manual, English is the language of Earth!

Cloud:Earth has a crapload of languages!

Zack: Yeah but only one that kicks a**

*Kool-Aid guy busts through the wall*

Kool-Aid Guy: Oh yeah!

Zack: Oh no Kool-Aid guy you better fix that Mutha f*ckin wall!

tseng: la la la la, la la la la Elmo's World!! la la la la , la la la la, ELMO'S WORLD!! He loves he's goldfish...

Rude: *throws a bottle of beer at Tseng* Shut the -beep- up!! *walks away mumbling* la la la la.... la la la la....