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*Cloud throws a huge party*

Cloud: Got the salsa...Got the chips...Hot dogs...Killer whale... stare
Tifa: *Female stripper* 4laugh heart
Cloud: *Calls his friends* Hey Barret, wanna come to the party?
Barret: Sure thing man, when is it? cool
Cloud: Tonight!
Barret: Alright man, see ya then! cool
Cloud: *Dials on his PHS*
*RING RING RING RING*
Answering Machine: Hi you've reached Aeris, can't come to the phone right now, I'll get back to ya later, bye! wink *BEEP*
Cloud: Hey Aeris its Cloud, just wondering if you wanna come to the party, ttyl, bye.
Tifa: Man, she hasn't been home for three years!
Cloud: MAYBE SHE WAS ABDUCTED! gonk Oh well... stare *Dials*
*RING RING*
Yuffie: Hello?
Cloud: Yuffie, what's up, wanna come to my party?
Yuffie: Sure Cloud! I'll be over right away! biggrin
Cloud: Bye. *Hangs up then dials again*
*RING RING*
Nanaki: Hello?
Cloud: Red, come to my party!
Nanaki: Sweet, when is it?
Cloud: Whenever everyone gets here, start headin down!
Nanaki: Cool, be there in a little bit! 3nodding
Cloud: Bye! *Hangs up then dials again*
*RING RING*
Cid: Yello?
Cloud: Cid what's up, come to my party!
Cid: Cool, when?
Cloud: Now! Come on over!
Cid: Cool, be there in a sec, later! smile
Cloud: *Hangs up then dials*
*RING RING*
Vincent: Hello this is Vincent how may I be of assistance...? stare
Cloud: Vince, swing by my place!
Vincent: Cloud...? How come...? stare
Cloud: Party! Come on over!
Vincent: Sounds good...Be there in a little bit, goodbye... stare
Cloud: *Hangs up then turns to Tifa* Is that all of them?
Tifa: I believe so.
Cloud: WAIT! Forgot one! *Dials*
*RING RING*
Cait Sith: Hello?
Cloud: Cait Sith, what's up man, you wanna come to my party?
Cait Sith: WOW, sure Cloud! 4laugh
Cloud: WELL YOUR NOT INVITED! stressed *Hangs up really hard*

Cloud: *Walks out dressed in a thong and clear see through cloths, and oil all over his body, with lip stick on.* ^.^ Vincey-pooh am I gayed up enough for you?

Vincent: *sigh* confused Get it though your head! *hits Cloud upside the head with a rolled up news paper* You just never get the homo look right!

Cloud: talk2hand Well Two Wrong Don't Make A Right!

Vincent: stare And One Thong Doesnt Make A Dyke, mad Now go get more gayed up for me, you worthless meat whore puppet!

Cloud: My name is Cloud *Cait Sith jumps across while holding a cloud*

I have a sword *Barret flings his buster sword across*

I fight cactuars *Cloud uses the sword to bump a cactuar on the head*

Because i'm bored *cloud with bored face*

I like to ride

On chocobos *rides a chocobo and the chocobo does a somersault*

It's better than *Yuffie, from above, places an afro on his head*

Having afros *screams*

And when i go *change bg*

Into an inn *goes inside**change bg*

15 seconds

It's day again! *Cloud jumps out*

And I will use

A phoenix down *rips a feather off a phoenix and roasts the bird*

So when i die *falls down to the floor*

I will not frown *rises up...Cloud the Zombie!*

Because-I-am-Cloud

My hair defies all gravity *points at hair*

And i cant have too many potions *stands beside a huge potion and thinks*

Or I might get cavities *the rest checks his teeth and freak out*

If i cant slice you *bonks sword on a boulder*

Then that's ok

I'll use my magic *uses Fire*

Anyway *Fire is smaller than boulder*

And I'll defeat

That Sephiroth *Sephiroth comes out*

Because he's not

David Lee Roth *Seph changes costume into David Lee Roth*

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Cloud: Thank you, thank you ^_^

(song got from DA)

Cloud Song! Awesome!

Cloud: Wow Sephiroth i can't i want Barret!

Tifa: yes, they're real wink