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 Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:03 pm
*before Cloud drops Aeris's body inside the lake, everyone is paying their respects*
Cait Sith: Oh Aeris! I'll regret everyday I didn't get to sleep with you because you slapped me!
Cid: *smokes all over her body* Huh? Oh right... Respects. Ummm... Well, Aeris I really wanted to take you on a ride in the Highwind, but now I guess I'll give that ride to Tifa.
Tifa: Yahooooo!!!!!
Barret: I pity da foo' who messed with yoo'! that Sephiroth foo's gonna get the biggest beating of his life!
Vincent: ...........
Red XIII: I didn't really like you anyway
Yuffie: Yeah... I got nothin'
Tifa: I always hated you for taking away my Cloud. *Thinks: And it was really me in disguise who killed you*
Cloud: Right... NOW ROT IN THOSE FREAKING DIRTY WATERS YOU H**!!!! *Thows her into the lake and then pees there* *HAHAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT BIT**!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:20 pm
stmcutie sango119 inuyashafreakacn cloud:*walks up to seporoth and kneels on 1 knee takes out a ring* seporoth will you marry me and thank you for killing aeris i was going to kill her myself once i left the temple of the ancents. stressed barret:i feel ptetty oh so pretty i feel pretty and witty and gaaaaayyyyyyyy i heart love heart you all come on group hug. stressed Aeris: EVERY ONE ON THE ******** GROUND NOW OR ILL BEAT THE ******** s**t OUT OF YOU NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR ******** MATERIA scream !!!!!!!!!!!!!!ok did u watch a funny inuyasha clip cuz the "i feel pretty" thing is what inuyasha said in the clip^^ lol that i feel pretty song is origonaly from the play west side story.... everyone gets it confused with other places and movies sweatdrop i know that im just saying that thats just what inuyasha sang. rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:41 pm
Vincent: "...Flowers make me all tingly inside..." :3 Aeris: "...You really REALLY should die..." stare
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:00 pm
SEPHIROTH: I LOVE EVERYONE
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:21 pm
Cid: Hey why is Cloud in jail?
Rufus: OH I KNOW!!! But I'll need some special guests to help me tell the story
Tifa: Huh?
*Sublime walks on stage*
Rufus: Ah there they are
*Sublime starts playing "Date Rape (italics means singing) a screen appears behind the band*
Rufus: Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about a hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, spikey hair and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
Cloud: My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?
Rufus:And she said.
Aeris: Wait a minute I have to think
Rufus:He said
Cloud:That's fine. May I please buy you a drink
Rufus: One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and they drove away someplace real far.
Cloud: Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
Rufus:And she said.
Aeris:If we could only please be on our way, I will not run
Rufus:That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Cloud: Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.
*The screen shows a video of Cloud's car rumbling and Aeris's and Cloud's cloths flying out the window*
Rufus: He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said.
Cloud:Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad
Rufus: She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar.
Cloud:Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Rufus: Date Rape Stylee.
The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's a** to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed,
Cloud: She lies that little slut!
Rufus: The judge knew that he was full of s**t and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with cheers.
One night in jail it was getting late.
*On the screen Cloud is in jail and Sephiroth grabs him from behind
Rufus: He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE RAPE!
*Cloud runs around in his jail cell trying to avoid Sephiroth butt raping him again*
She didn't want to [x4]
TAKE IT!
Cid:Hmmmm yeah that would make sense
Tifa:Yeah Cloud does seem like the date rape type now that you mention it
Cloud: *walks in with a pack of ice on his butt* Hey guys you wouldn't believed what happened
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:20 pm
Tifa: 3nodding *stareing at Vincent*....
Vincent: Hm? Tifa? Why do you stare at me so?
Tifa: 3nodding You Remind me of someone...who was it... eek I I REMEMBER NOW! blaugh You look like that boy from the bologna comercial!
Vincent: eek ...*heart pounding*
Barret: blaugh Oh I love that song! My bologna has a first name! It's o-s-c-a-r!
Tifa: 4laugh My bologna has a second name it's
Cloud: M-A-Y-E-R *popped outta no where*
Vincent: whee *falls to floor holding head and breathing hard*
Tifa: eek Vincent!?
Vincent: *singing in quietly in terror to himself* B...O-L-O...G....N-A....
Barret: razz HEY! He knows the song too!
Cloud: talk2hand Well duh! He was one of the boys in the comercial, until that accident after the filming.
Tifa: eek SO HE IS THAT BOY! blaugh I knew it!
Barret: Um...Vince ol' buddy you ok?
Vincent: *Hearing gunshots; singing and crying*
My gat here has a first name its G-A-C-K-Y...
The others name is soiled and for that you all must die...
I've done your work so now lets play...
I'm 8 years old and my guns saaAAY...
Manslaughter in 3rd degree
5 Shells in your dome for free!
Cloud and Tifa: eek ....*slowly start backing out of the room stareing at Vincent*
Barret: 3nodding Catchy toon... 3nodding .... 3nodding .... eek OH I GET IT NOW!!!
Vincent: *Hops up wildly* domokun GACKY HOW BOUT SOME MORE FOR OLD TIME SAKES!? ~clicket~ ~BANG BANG BANG~
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:22 pm
Cloud: Alright, I'm the boss! So everybody reports all new information to me.
Tifa: Well, here is somenews that pertanes to all future situations. WE SUCK!!!
Cloud: I said NEW information!
Red XIII: Is there anything to eat around here?
~~~
[Scene in Temple of Ancients Crater]
Sephiroth: Give me the black materia.
Cloud: ~holds it forward, then it slips and break on the ground~
Sephiroth: Dammit! He did it again!
Director: Alright...get a new black materia and put some glue on Cloud's hand...
Directors Assisstant: Hey, where did all the black materia's go?
Cid: ~whistles~
Aeris: ~whistles~
DA: Alright you two, what did you do with them?
Cid: Err....we got bored, so we kinda....you tell her...
Aeris: We used them to make inappropriate body parts on the Cait Sith dolls....
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:39 am
vincent_kyun ~~~~ Aeris*praying*: Please don't let me die, please don't let me die.... *sephiroth comes down* HA!!! YOU MISSED!!! *lookes down* AAAA!!! I'm Bleeeeeeding!! Tifa! get me a tampon... I'm a week ahead!!>_< *falls down*... Tifa:.... Do I still need to get it? ~~~~ Cloud*teaching some kids*:...Ok. Now we've mastered all techniues with the sword.... But this is th final move you won't be graded on.. and you don't need to do unless you HAVE to. Ok.. Watch carefully... I know it's my first time teaching, but I can only do this once... This move is called "suicide." *slices himself in half*
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:40 am
lmao on that one...everyone was looking at me wondering if I was ok.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:36 am
*10 years after Meteor*
Narrator: In the future, Cloud started his own hair gel/hair growth products selling company
Cloud: Buy my new range of hair growth products for a hairstyle like mine
(Sideffects may include: Hairgrowth around the balls, amnesia, poison, toad, darkness, silence and excessive hairgrowth)
Narrator: Barret started his own gay raping club
Barret: Come ova' here pretty boy...
Narrator: And marlene had a sex change.
Narrator: Anyways, Yuffie ruled Wutai with an iron fist!
Yuffie: Bow down my loyal materia miners!
Godo: Yeah yeah...
Narrator: Sorry she paid me to say that.
Narrator: Red XIII became a lighter for the bonfire at Cosmo Canyon
Red XIII: My tail hurts...
Narrator: Tifa became Don Corneo the II's whore.
Don Corneo the II: Let's go baby!
Tifa: Ewww! You're like 10 years old!
Narrator: Vincent became a flower girl in the slums
Vincent: Wanna buy a flower? If you buy one I'll sleep with you
Narrator: Cid managed to build his own rocket and go to space, but he never came back.
Cid: *his rocket lands inside an ape infested planet* Oh boy... *He was smoking the whole damn flight!*
Narrator: And Cait Sith realeased his own range of Cait Sith dolls!
Boy: My Cait Sith doll tells me to sleep with it!
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:55 am
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:33 pm
Dueoh Helsite Tifa: 3nodding *stareing at Vincent*.... Vincent: Hm? Tifa? Why do you stare at me so? Tifa: 3nodding You Remind me of someone...who was it... eek I I REMEMBER NOW! blaugh You look like that boy from the bologna comercial! Vincent: eek ...*heart pounding* Barret: blaugh Oh I love that song! My bologna has a first name! It's o-s-c-a-r! Tifa: 4laugh My bologna has a second name it's Cloud: M-A-Y-E-R *popped outta no where* Vincent: whee *falls to floor holding head and breathing hard* Tifa: eek Vincent!? Vincent: *singing in quietly in terror to himself* B...O-L-O...G....N-A.... Barret: razz HEY! He knows the song too! Cloud: talk2hand Well duh! He was one of the boys in the comercial, until that accident after the filming. Tifa: eek SO HE IS THAT BOY! blaugh I knew it! Barret: Um...Vince ol' buddy you ok? Vincent: *Hearing gunshots; singing and crying* My gat here has a first name its G-A-C-K-Y... The others name is soiled and for that you all must die... I've done your work so now lets play... I'm 8 years old and my guns saaAAY... Manslaughter in 3rd degree 5 Shells in your dome for free! Cloud and Tifa: eek ....*slowly start backing out of the room stareing at Vincent* Barret: 3nodding Catchy toon... 3nodding .... 3nodding .... eek OH I GET IT NOW!!! Vincent: *Hops up wildly* domokun GACKY HOW BOUT SOME MORE FOR OLD TIME SAKES!? ~clicket~ ~BANG BANG BANG~ lol xd Dueoh your the best
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:28 pm
Every main character in every final fantasy: "I love you" because that would be too forward sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:40 pm
Sen Akumu *10 years after Meteor* Narrator: In the future, Cloud started his own hair gel/hair growth products selling company Cloud: Buy my new range of hair growth products for a hairstyle like mine (Sideffects may include: Hairgrowth around the balls, amnesia, poison, toad, darkness, silence and excessive hairgrowth)Narrator: Barret started his own gay raping club Barret: Come ova' here pretty boy... Narrator: And marlene had a sex change. Narrator: Anyways, Yuffie ruled Wutai with an iron fist! Yuffie: Bow down my loyal materia miners! Godo: Yeah yeah... Narrator: Sorry she paid me to say that. Narrator: Red XIII became a lighter for the bonfire at Cosmo Canyon Red XIII: My tail hurts... Narrator: Tifa became Don Corneo the II's whore. Don Corneo the II: Let's go baby! Tifa: Ewww! You're like 10 years old! Narrator: Vincent became a flower girl in the slums Vincent: Wanna buy a flower? If you buy one I'll sleep with you Narrator: Cid managed to build his own rocket and go to space, but he never came back. Cid: *his rocket lands inside an ape infested planet* Oh boy... *He was smoking the whole damn flight!* Narrator: And Cait Sith realeased his own range of Cait Sith dolls! Boy: My Cait Sith doll tells me to sleep with it! LMFAO!!! xd I LITTERALLY JUST PISSED ON MYSELF LAUGHING SO HARD!!! VINCENT THE WHOREING FLOWER GIRL!!! rofl And the little writing had me dieing from the start!
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:25 pm
Sen Akumu *10 years after Meteor* Narrator: In the future, Cloud started his own hair gel/hair growth products selling company Cloud: Buy my new range of hair growth products for a hairstyle like mine (Sideffects may include: Hairgrowth around the balls, amnesia, poison, toad, darkness, silence and excessive hairgrowth)Narrator: Barret started his own gay raping club Barret: Come ova' here pretty boy... Narrator: And marlene had a sex change. Narrator: Anyways, Yuffie ruled Wutai with an iron fist! Yuffie: Bow down my loyal materia miners! Godo: Yeah yeah... Narrator: Sorry she paid me to say that. Narrator: Red XIII became a lighter for the bonfire at Cosmo Canyon Red XIII: My tail hurts... Narrator: Tifa became Don Corneo the II's whore. Don Corneo the II: Let's go baby! Tifa: Ewww! You're like 10 years old! Narrator: Vincent became a flower girl in the slums Vincent: Wanna buy a flower? If you buy one I'll sleep with you Narrator: Cid managed to build his own rocket and go to space, but he never came back. Cid: *his rocket lands inside an ape infested planet* Oh boy... *He was smoking the whole damn flight!* Narrator: And Cait Sith realeased his own range of Cait Sith dolls! Boy: My Cait Sith doll tells me to sleep with it! ROTFLMFAO!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Cid built his own rocket and went to space but never came back, LOL! xd
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