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 Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:55 am
Aeris: Cloud, we're inside the mansion. You can take the dress off now.
Cloud: But its comfortable...
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Reno: Look at all the pretty flowers!
Shinra Guards: O.o()
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Tifa: Cloud...you weren't in Nibelhiem that day.
Cloud: O.O And you didn't tell me!!?
~~~
Cloaked Figures: Reunion....
Sephiroth: Reunion? Nah, those are boring. Lets have a slumber party!
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:57 am
HAH! Nice ones dude!
specialy the first one! AERISD WANTS TO DO IT! AAAALL NIGHT LOONG domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun
YUMMY AERIS
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:37 pm
Vincent: *randomly during an important part of the game* BOOBS!
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:23 pm
Sephiroth: Yeah, um, sorry about the whole 'I-wanna-destroy-part-of-the-planet-to-become-god-thing', I've come to realize that my mom's a total b**** and that I was going through a phase. Friends?
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:14 am
Cid: *Falls asleep on his bed* ZZZZ...
Cait Sith: *Lays on Cid* 4laugh
Cloud: Dude... stare
*The next morning*
Cid: *Jumps out of bed* eek I'M GAY! xd
Cloud: *sigh* stare
Cait Sith: *Backs out of the room* ninja
Cloud: CAIT! scream
Cait Sith: stare sweatdrop redface
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:40 pm
Cloud: *in secret inside his room* I am pretty, oh so pretty...
Vincent: *in secret inside Cloud's room* I am pretty, oh so pretty...
Sephiroth: *in secret inside Cloud's room* I am pretty, oh so pretty...
Barret: *in secret inside Cloud's room* I am pretty, oh so pretty...
Cid: *in secret inside Cloud's room* I am pretty, oh so pretty...
Cait Sith: *in secret inside Cloud's room* I am pretty, oh so pretty...
Red XIII: *in secret inside Cloud's room* I WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT...!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:57 pm
Sen Akumu Cloud: *in secret inside his room* I am pretty, oh so pretty... Vincent: *in secret inside Cloud's room* I am pretty, oh so pretty... Sephiroth: *in secret inside Cloud's room* I am pretty, oh so pretty... Barret: *in secret inside Cloud's room* I am pretty, oh so pretty... Cid: *in secret inside Cloud's room* I am pretty, oh so pretty... Cait Sith: *in secret inside Cloud's room* I am pretty, oh so pretty... Red XIII: *in secret inside Cloud's room* I WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT...!!!!!!!!! Everyone: RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream lol, that is funny, Red XIII ROX!!!!i miss the poor wolf... i took himn out of my party for vincent lol
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:05 pm
Barret:Bad Red Bad, you are supposed to do that outside!
Red: I didn't do it,Yuffie did! see she's doin it now!
Yuffie: Doin what?? (pees on teh floor)
Barret: Cloud!
Cloud: WHAT!!!!!! scream
Barret: Let Yuffie outside!
Cloud: make Aeris do it!
Barret: She's Dead you Dumbass scream
Barret:never mind I'll do it myself!! *Throws a materia outside* go get it Yuffie *Yuffie chases after it*
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:44 pm
I would think of something.
But I can't really think of anything at the moment.
xD;
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:17 pm
.:~Final Fantasy 7 Alpha~:.
Cloud VIII: *In a huge new ship known as the Highwind 2.0 Dial Up* There...something on the wing...some...thing...Farret Status Report.
Farret: *Marlenes Grandson 3 generations down the line* Captain it seems theres some kinda malfunction in the Marteria Mantanece Hall!
Cloud VIII: Phifa! Whats the looks of things down there?
Phifa: *Tifa's 47th child who was born 3 minetes before Tifa died at the age of 82* Cloud mah Cap'n, it seems there's some kinda....
Cloud VIII: Phifa?...Phifa!?...Damn narcoleptic's, Porcent wake up the sister, please.
Porcent: *Tifa's 8th son from Vincent* How'd That Get In There? Get How'd There that? There get in that!
Cidgaret: *Cid's son named after his favorite pack of smokes* Hm...Shame his mother got down syndrome at the age of 42 and could only teach him those 5 words...
Yu-Sith: *Yuffie and Cait Sith's...thing* In Labritory something is.
Cloud VIII: There is, is there? Well lets show them not to mess with us. Come on Fydo, come on poochy oochy ~whistles~
Red XIII: ...Why in lifestreams name do I have to have such a long life...*sigh*...*gets up and follows Cloud VIII to the Lab*
???: ~sounds of glass breaking and footsteps walking on broken glass slowly~
Cloud VIII: ok what ever it is its over there...ok Red XIII you come with me poochy my dog, Farret and Cidgaret yall back me up, Porcent---
Phifa: *wakes back up* ...in the Lab Captain.
Cloud: ---grab your sister and go around the other way, Yu-Sith...open that door and jump out the ship.
Yu-Sith: In space we are. Die I would *looks at the knob of the door for like 10 seconds*.....SHINEY! *opens the door and gets sucked into space where it imploads*
Cloud VIII: Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Phew Ha Ha...Ha ha..~takes deep breath~...ha...ha ha...aw it always makes me all tickley when it does that. Ok lets go! *Everyone circles it with guns* eek Could it...BE!?
Cloud: *The Real Cloud, all fat and crusty c**k eyed looking* Kill...meeee....
Phifa: It seems to be your great great...great grandfather Captain...maybe even---*falls asleep again, falling on the broken glass*
Cloud: Kiiiiilllllll....meeeee.....
Cloud VIII: Hm...Isn't today Tuesday? ITS CARBONATED PRETZEL AND MOVIE NIGHT!!!
Everyone else: YAY!
Cloud: Kill....me...k-k-kill.....meee...
Yu-Sith: *Walks up behind the real Cloud*...Pudding! *quickly stuffs Cloud into his mouth and eats him*
Cloud VIII: Good job you freakishly c**k-eyes thing you
Yu-Sith:......SHINEY! *quickly pulls on another handle and gets sucked into space where he Imploads again*
Cloud VIII: Gwahahahahaha!!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:13 pm
cloud: i see a monster ....... run its a cat crying
Cait Sith: did i do somthing? sweatdrop
Barret: ya ur a cat cloud is scared of cats blaugh
Cait Sith: eek rofl blaugh xd biggrin lol surprised rofl
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:30 pm
*Tifa and Scarlet are having a slapfight on the Jeunon cannon. Tifa huffs and seems to give up*
Tifa: Screw this, LIMIT BREAK!
*Tifa starts throwing Scarlet around like a rag doll. The generic Shinra troppers stand there in awe. One light's a cigarette and speaks*
Armed lackey: I wonder, are we gunna have to report this?
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:28 pm
Cloud: So... uh... about Aeris?
Tifa: ?
Cloud: What should we do about her corpse... it's been a week
Tifa: Maybe we should dump it or something...
Cloud: ...Or we could leave it for another week and see what happens!
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*Cloud attacks but only does 1445 damage*
Cid: Nice job... and your the leader of the group?
Cloud: No! That was a... Practice shot!
Cid: Ok there! Don't have a hissy fit!
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*Red 13 on the cliff with his father*
Aeris: Hey red! Me and the gang thought you might wanna come with... oh... maybe this isn't the best time....
Red 13: Yeah... ya think?
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Cloud: C'mon Tifa... You know I love you and all that jazz... but these are hard times!
Tifa: We're about to face Sephiroth.... and I'm still on my first limit break...
Cloud: C'mon baby! It's not like that! It really isn't!
Tifa: oh really? Do you re-call Aeris?
Cloud: Oh Psshh Her? She was gonna die anyways! I had to level her up!
Tifa: You know what? Your sword compensates for your-
Cloud: Oh man... a low blow?
Tifa: What do expect... it's only my first limit break! B*tch...
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Cloud: Don't worry... sephiroth's gonna be easy!
Barret: Really? Have you fought him before?
Cloud: No but I have been at the Gold saucer Inn!
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Vincent: Did anyone notice that I'm like... old...
Tifa: Actually, yes! What skin cream did you use to stay so young?
Vincent: Oh I used Mako poisoning... you can find it anywhere!
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:35 am
Sephiroth: *Kills Aerith* Oops... did I do that?(You know what I mean)
Barret: Damn... outta ammo.
Vincent: I'm tired.... I think I'll have a cat nap
Cloud: Dear sweet god!
Tifa: Cloud? Oh screw him! I got Yuffie (Had to be done.)
Hmmm...
Tseng and Reno:
Tseng: Really? You like BARRET's a**? I'm a Cloud's bicep kinda guy.
Reno: Oh! You don't know what you're missing, man!
Hojo: Vincent's got a hot... gun.
Tseng and Reno: You like Vincent? That's just WRONG!
Sephiroth: Now! I will summon Meteor and destroy -cough-cough-hack-wheeze- Sorry... give me a sec... okay, damn cold -sniffle- Can we do this some other time, guys?I think I need a hankee.
Cid: Yeah... had to be done, I don't mind that you broke Tiny Bronco... it's okay, I understand.
Cait Sith: And Fortune Cookie say: Man who stand on toilet is High On Pot.
... And Fortune Cookie say:Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
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