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*Cloud is seen walking down the street with his friends dressed like gothic gangsters*
Cloud: Want some pot?
mad *Cait Sith is smoking cocaine*
Cait Sith: Yo, I can smoke this s**t all day long and I'd be fine, hell, I don't have any ******** lungs!
mad Aeris: Gimmie your ******** earings you damn cat!
*Aeris grabs Cait Sith's earings pierced in his ears and pulls them out*
Cait Sith: OW, YOU ******** b***h, THAT ******** HURT!!!
scream Aeris: I'm so pretty, you're not, HA HA!
blaugh Cait Sith: WHY YOU...
mad *Cait Sith jumps on Aeris and rapes her*
*Sephiroth is seen standing at the corner wearing a bikini and holding a rubber ducky*
Cloud: Heh heh, let's go beat the crap outta Sephiroth!
twisted Yes, this is the future of FF7...
lol *Cait Sith rips the earrings out of Aeris's ears*
Aeris: HOLY F*CK, IT F*CKIN HURTS, AAAAH!! *Her ears are bleeding like crazy*
Cait Sith: Heh heh heh...
twisted *Shoves the earrings back in his ears* OW!!!
scream Sephiroth: Hi!
biggrin *Waves and giggles*
Cloud and his gang:
confused Barret: *Wearing CJ's clothes* WTF SEPH, YOU MUTHA...!
mad Tifa: DUDE, BARRET WHERE DA F*CK U GET DAT SH1T!?
scream *CJ is wrapped up in a closet*
Barret: MY MOMMA!
scream Cait Sith: Shut up, stop screaming!!
scream Aeris: WHAT DID JOO JUS SAY!?
scream *Aeris pounces on him and beats him up*
Cloud: Heh heh heh heh...MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!
scream *throwing eggs at Seph*
Seph: *Catching them in his mouth and eating them* w00t, breakfast!
xd *Has a heart attack*
Everyone: WTF!?
eek Cait Sith: Cloud, cover me in gasoline!
scream Cloud: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
scream Nanaki: *Pours gasoline all over Cait*
Cait Sith: Heh heh heh, watch this!
twisted *lights a match, he bursts into flames* F*CK, F********CK!!!! PUT IT F*CKIN OUT, PUT IT OUT!!
gonk scream Tifa: *Throws a ton of water on him*
Cait Sith: You BLEEEEEEEEEEP!
scream Tifa: YOU TOLD ME TO PUT IT OUT!!
scream Cait Sith: F*CK YOU!
scream Tifa: YOU FIRST!
scream *Scarlet is seen walking with Heidegger and Tseng as gangsters*
Scarlet: Heh heh heh, wanna rob someone?
Tseng: Sure thing!
*They notice Cloud's gang fighting and screaming at eachother*
Scarlet: ...
eek Tseng: ...
eek Heidegger: ...
eek Scarlet: Oh...
confused talk2hand talk2hand talk2hand *They back up and run off*
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