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 Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 4:14 pm
Ok, not quite lines you'd never hear, but possible Episode III titles that didn't make the grade (stolen from an issue of MAD magazine)
-Episode III-- Dancin' in the Darth
-Episode III-- Sith Happens
-Episode III-- Harold and Jar Jar Go to White Castle
-Episode III-- Crouching Jedi, Hidden Gungan
-Episode III-- Dude, Where's My Death Star?
-Episode III-- My Big Fat Sith Wedding
-Episode III-- Gone with the Windu
-Episode III-- The Sith Sense
-Episode III-- Barbie and Kenobi
-Episode III-- The Passion of the Wookie
-Episode III-- Jedis of the Carribean
-Episode III-- The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Sand People
-Episode III-- Men Are From Coruscant, Women Are From Alderaan
-Episode III-- Harry Potter and Prisoners of Naboo
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 4:27 pm
Palpatine- Peskipiksi Pesternomi
Mace Windu- Ugh...
(He dies)
Anakin- Where can I learn these powers?
Palpatine- Not from a jedi....
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 5:31 pm
Dooku: My name is Count-
Anakin: Dooky? xd
Dooku: scream NO NO!!! IT'S COUNT DOO-KU!!!
Anakin: *Dancing around* Dooky! Dooky! Dooky Dooky Dooky!!! blaugh
Dooku: stressed I hate this name. *Ignites lightsaber* For that Lucas, you die. evil
* eek GL gets up from his directors chair and runs like hell*
Obi-Wan: stare No, my young padawan, you must not mock your enimes.
Anakin: Awwwww... sad
Obi-Wan: Say you're sorry. stare
Anakin: sweatdrop Sorry, okay. Jeez!
Dooku: Hmph. *Decides not to kill Lucas*
Obi-Wan: But on the other hand... *pause* well... *snicker* xp DOOKY!!!
Dooku: NOT YOU TOO!!! scream
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:49 pm
Luke: *humming the emperial march with Obi-wan as they drive to the spaceport*
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:33 pm
Obi Wan: Use the Force Luke.
Luke: Okay.
* Luke switches his targetting computer off, and ends up missing the mark *
Luke: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TELL ME TO DO THAT FOR!?
Obi Wan: Because I'm not Obi Wan... * pulls off mask, revealing it to be Vader * GOTCHA! MUAHAHA!!!! twisted
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 8:37 am
On Alderan
Bail:wow the skys so clear you can see the moon
Bails whife:whats that green thing on the moon
Bail surprised h fu
BOOM
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:49 pm
TK-4976: "Wow... that last firefight we were in made me realize that we really suck at aiming."
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 2:05 pm
Obi-wan: Hmm I will need to disguise my identity..... I know.
*Puts on glasses and a button up white shirt*
Obi-wan: Hello I'm Clark Kent.
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 2:20 pm
Luke: OW!! Why'd ya slice off my hand?
Vader: Because it's imperative that you understand- Obi-Wan would never bother... tellin' you about your father!
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Vader: I have something I must reveal, then-
*bouncing up and down, gettin' jiggy, phat beats comin' outta nowhere*
I'm your father!
I'm your father!
I'm your father!
Luke: No! That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Vader: Yo, dawg, search yo feelin's, Luke, you know full well that I speak the truth!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My dad's a RAPPER!! WOE is me!!
Yoda: Luminous beings are we! *grab's Luke's shoulder* Not this crude... crude, uh... wow! Waiter, like a slice of that beefcake, I would!
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 2:38 pm
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:39 pm
*Awsome pic..*
Boba:...*itches stomach* Man, did I ever wash this Mandalorian armor? Is this drycleaned or machine washable? *turning around in circles trying to find a tag*
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:43 pm
Jar Jar: mesa actually shakesperiansa actor.
darth maul behind red wall thing: what is this anyway? why is it truning on and off like that? Is this really pratacal?
greivous: hoo whaaa heehaa *showing off his awsome four arm lightsaber skills* ha! *stands for a second and the falls apart*
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 4:13 pm
Darth Maul: ... ninja ... *Jumps into one of the yellow starships, pushing Anakin out and flying away from the two Jedi's with awsome skills*
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R2: I really wish people could understand what the hell I'm saying without this annoying 3PO at my side all the time.
Chewie: At least you have someone to translate for you.
C3PO: I could transla- *Gets torn apart by Chewbacca*
R2: Yippie! I'm free! *Rolls away*
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Obi-wan:*At Cantina*...If Yoda had only let ME fight the Sith Lord, You're father would be okay... *Sips starbucks coffee*
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 4:51 pm
Padme: I just can't...
*Obi-Wan sees that she's pregnant*
Obi-Wan: *Narrows eyes* I see...
*On Mustafar*
Obi-Wan: ANAKIN!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT USING A CONDOM?!!!!
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 5:08 pm
The Kitsune Hanyou Padme: I just can't... *Obi-Wan sees that she's pregnant* Obi-Wan: *Narrows eyes* I see... *On Mustafar* Obi-Wan: ANAKIN!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT USING A CONDOM?!!!! cont. Anakin: But master... I had her take birth controll pills. Obi-Wan:...I thought those were pez candies! *runs away covering his mouth* Anakin: gonk ---------------- Obi: I think I'll go see what Anakin and Padme are up to... *Walks towards their apartment and stops at door* (this is what he hears) Padme: No! I'm not ready yet! Anakin: Oh I think you are... Padme: No! No looking! No! Stop! Ow that hurts! Obi: (Walks in and sees them playing cards, Anakin's trying to see what Padme has in her hand)
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