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 Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:35 am
Rep was completely ******** drunk and even he couldn't miss Stormy entering the room.
"Are you shome kind of ******** orgy seeking missile b***h?"
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:35 am
"You."
Gnat's gaze locked onto the newest arrival, and she patted the ground on the other side of Jerry.
"Sit down nah, let me tell you a thin' or two."
Beam.
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:40 am
The party had returned to people being drunk and ridiculous. Jordan sipped his drink. The girl Jerry was currently sleeping on was happily telling embarrassing stories about her brother; Jordan sighed almost inaudibly, feeling a bittersweet ache. It was a good thing he'd gotten the ring off. There were some subjects that he didn't want to discuss straightforwardly with the world.
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:43 am
"Awoowoowoo~" Jerry mumbled in his sleep. He fidgeted slightly. Perhaps he was dreaming of chasing rabbits.
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:47 am
O-Orgy?! She sort of stared at Rep with a deer in the headlights look until Gnat motioned her to sit. "Just wanted to nab a bottle and go," Stormy mumbled as she plopped by Jerry, Mr. Music Man from before. Well, socializing was socializing she supposed...
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:50 am
Al finished filling the large glass with whiskey and set the bottle aside. He figeted excitedly before moving in for a sip and... cringed. YECH.
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:55 am
Gnat patted Jerry's cheek absently.
"There there, slugger. Go get 'em."
"Now, little lady," she began, leering, "d'ya know my brother, Tuck?" She didn't wait for a response, immediately launching into her next tale. "Did you know that, when we was real little, he got mad a'cuz I got a Kitten Surprise for my birthday, right, an' I tole 'im that babies came from bellybuttons and he believed me until like 7th grade?"
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:57 am
Despite saying she wasn't here for an orgy, Rep raised a brow as Stormy headed right into what he was mentally referring to as orgy ground zero and trying devoutly to blot out of his memory.
Al, over by the booze got a wholly nonplussed look "Lightweeeight"
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 11:09 am
"Bellybutton?" She blinked. "Well, that's where the umbilical cord goes so you're sort of right..." Drunk people were nothing new for her, but drunk story spilling about her new moon brother felt invasive.
Spying someone closer to her age tryin out drinks, Stormy called out, "Anything good?"
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 11:11 am
"I am not," Al pouted at Rep before diving in for more booze. Forcing himself to take another sip off the top. So gross.
Then he slowly realized someone was talking to him and gestured at the whisky bottle, "Rep says this stuffff."
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 11:34 am
"You mean the stuff you're making faces about?" That didn't look encouraging.
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 11:52 am
Gnat attempted to extricate herself, crawling out onto a bare space of carpet.
"Sorta right? What?! That ain't how babies is made!" She declared. She clambered to her feet.
"You gots ta put the lime in the coconut," she began in a singsong voice, making an "O" with her index finger and thumb and sticking her other index finger through it pointedly.
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 12:07 pm
Rep was blearily listening to the ambient chatter in the room while making himself comfortable. "Al, bring me over a drink!" Because he hadn't had enough to drink yet, clearly.
At Gnat's description of how babies were made, he looked mortified. "Did you jusht put fruit and sex together?"
First Jerry, now that.
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 12:13 pm
"Ya drink 'em both up," she continued gleefully.
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 12:15 pm
"A coconut isn't a fruit, it's a seed," Jordan objected.
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